He had a cold.
His wife had just had a baby
He was busy fighting Mothra, devastating Tokyo in the process
He had just discovered he was allergic to grass
To announce she was the preferred bidder for the club
To make people think she was great
Because TV cameras were there
All of the above
Hayes and Yeading United
The wages on offer were better and when you've got a young family you've got to put that first, you know.
Fleetwood’s renowned air of sophistication.
The chance of buying fish in bulk at discount prices.
Staying in Wrexham
Writing a Christmas card to Dean Saunders
Making sweet love to a unicorn
Singng an aria from "La Traviata"