Longer guinea pig lifespan requires your KNOWLEDGE, unconditioned love and everyday care. You can test your knowledge here and find out just how good caretaker are you. Don't worry, if you want to cheat, you can always peek for the answers on our Guinea Pig Manual pages, where you can learn everything about guinea pigs ;)
1 - 2 years
2 - 17 years
4 - 8 years
10 - 15 years
47 - 132 years
True
False
Fresh Water
Fruits
Grass Hay
Milk
Beer
Smartphone
True
False
True
False
True
False
True
False
True
False
Diabetes
Hunger
Pain
Kidney Failure
Boredom
True
False
Place both hands to support guinea pigs abdomen.
Place one hand under the guinea pigs chest (just behind the front feet) and use your other hand to support its hindquarters.
Grab it by the hinder legs and yank it out quickly before it escapes.
Give it a lot of food until it tires and falls asleep. Then grab it by the both hands and pick it up.
That I am a bad caretaker :(
That as a prey animal, this is completely normal behavior for a guinea pig.
That my guinea pig simply doesn't like me and my career choice :(
True
False
From Guinea, where else?
From Africa.
From South America.
From North America.
From Australia, it is obvious.
From The Twelve Colonies of Kobol.
From Croatia.
From a pet store.
Reptiles.
Birds.
Arachnids.
Rodents.
Muppets.
Relatively not demanding, responsive, peaceful in nature.
Very demanding, expensive, asking for constant attention and jealous.
Loud, aggressive, sneaky and bloodthirsty.
Trapped in five dimensions of space.
It is scared.
It is irritated and angry.
It is excited in general.
It is in pain.
It has solved your differential equations problems and demands a new one.
True
False
Adamantium
Cyanide
Calcium
Radioactive isotopes
Mercury
True
False
Trimming? Nails?
Yup, indeed I do.
No, this is not recommended because it could cause bloat.
True
False
True
False
8
4
20
37
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