Sorting The 'man' From The Men

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Hi there, Thanks for taking the time to come to my quiz page, If your preffered answer isn't there then pick the next closest to the truth. The quiz offers me an opportunity to try and understand men in a general sense, eg what you lot WANT (as opposed to what we THINK you want)Use Explorer rather than AOL please. . . Use a fake name if you prefer. If you get a 'well done' you may email me if you want (as we will have at least enough in common to warrant a friendly conversation). Thanks againLove from. . (a slightly self mocking with tongue firmly in cheek) Polly :-D


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR EYE COLOUR?
    • A. 

      BLUE

    • B. 

      GREY/GREEN

    • C. 

      BROWN

    • D. 

      OTHER

  • 2. 
    • A. 

      5 6 OR UNDER

    • B. 

      BETWEEN 5 6 AND 5 9

    • C. 

      OVER 5 10

    • D. 

      NOT PREPARED TO SAY

  • 3. 
    • A. 

      UNDER 45

    • B. 

      BETWEEN 45 AND 50

    • C. 

      BETWEEN 50 AND 60

    • D. 

      OVER 60

  • 4. 
    IN WOMEN, DO YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR
    • A. 

      BLONDE HAIR

    • B. 

      BROWN/BLACK HAIR

    • C. 

      RED HAIR

    • D. 

      NO PREFERENCE

    • E. 

      GREY/WHITE HAIR

  • 5. 
    DO YOU PREFER
    • A. 

      TALL AND MEDIUM BUILD

    • B. 

      SHORT AND MED BUILD

    • C. 

      TALL AND VERY SLIM

    • D. 

      SHORT AND VERY SLIM

    • E. 

      LARGER LADIES

  • 6. 
    IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,  HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND IT?
    • A. 

      GO TO A CLUB WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS AND DANCE ALL NIGHT

    • B. 

      GO TO THE LOCAL PUB AND HAVE A BIT OF A PARTY WHEN YOU GET HOME

    • C. 

      BOOK A HOTEL AND GET TICKETS FOR THE OPERA OR BALLET (FOR YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER)

    • D. 

      GET A TAKEAWAY, STAY HOME AND WATCH TV

    • E. 

      THROW A PARTY FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

  • 7. 
    • A. 

      A BOTTLE OF WINE (OR EQUIVALENT), M0RE THAN 4 TIMES A WK

    • B. 

      DRINK WINE/SPIRITS/BEER EVERY DAY

    • C. 

      ONLY ON A WEEKEND, USUALLY GET HAMMERED

    • D. 

      NOT REGULARLY - USUALLY ONLY WHEN I GO OUT OR ENTERTAIN

    • E. 

      NEVER EVER DRINK

  • 8. 
    YOU HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL, AND ARE ALL-POWERFUL TONIGHT, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH?
    • A. 

      SOAP

    • B. 

      SPORT

    • C. 

      SERIOUS DRAMA/THRILLER OR FILM

    • D. 

      REALITY OR TV TALENT SHOW

    • E. 

      A HISTORICAL OR NATURAL HISTORY DOCUMENTARY

  • 9. 
    YOUR FAVOURITE 'PET'
    • A. 

      CAT

    • B. 

      DOG

    • C. 

      HAMSTER

    • D. 

      RABBIT

    • E. 

      DON'T LIKE ANIMALS

  • 10. 
    • A. 

      CONSERVATIVE

    • B. 

      FAR LEFT WING

    • C. 

      LIBERAL/GREEN

    • D. 

      BMP OR NATIONALIST

    • E. 

      NO INTEREST IN POLITICS WHATSOEVER

  • 11. 
    SELECT THE STATEMENT THAT IS CLOSEST TO YOU
    • A. 

      I DONT LIKE PEOPLE VERY MUCH AND AM VERY WARY AND DISTRUSTFUL WHEN MEETING STRANGERS

    • B. 

      I BELIEVE I AM SUPERIOR TO MOST PEOPLE I MEET

    • C. 

      I BELIEVE THAT I AM INFERIOR TO MOST PEOPLE I MEET

    • D. 

      I TREAT EVERYONE EQUALLY AND DON'T JUDGE ON APPEARANCES

    • E. 

      IT ALL DEPENDS ON MY MOOD AT THE TIME

  • 12. 
    • A. 

      I THINK IT'S RIGHT BECAUSE IT HELPS HUMANS

    • B. 

      I THINK IT'S WRONG TO HARM ANIMALS IN THIS WAY

    • C. 

      I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT

    • D. 

      I THINK ALL ANTI-VIVISECTIONISTS ARE NUTTERS

  • 13. 
    MOST BLOKES WOULD LOOK AT A PRETTY FACE AND A LOVELY SMILE.. BUT AFTER THESE THINGS.. WHAT ATTRACTS YOU MOST TO A FEMALE
    • A. 

      BREASTS

    • B. 

      BUM

    • C. 

      LEGS

    • D. 

      HAIR

    • E. 

      NONE OF THE ABOVE

  • 14. 
    WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE A WEEKEND RETREAT
    • A. 

      PENTHOUSE IN A COSMOPOLITAN CITY

    • B. 

      LIGHTHOUSE BY THE SEA OR A 2 ROOMED CABIN IN THE WILDS

    • C. 

      ROCK STAR TYPE MANSION/VILLA IN AN EXOTIC LOCATION

    • D. 

      DONT LIKE GOING AWAY

  • 15. 
    • A. 

      NEVER SMOKED, HATE IT

    • B. 

      DONT MIND SMOKERS/SMOKE YOURSELF

    • C. 

      GAVE UP, HATE ANYTHING CONNECTED WITH IT

  • 16. 
    WHAT SORT OF THING HAVE YOU READ IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS
    • A. 

      FICTION, NON-FICTION, POETRY AND ENJOY ALL KINDS OF BOOKS

    • B. 

      ONLY EVER READ MAGS OR NEWSPAPERS

    • C. 

      NON FICTION (BIOGRAPHIES ETC)

    • D. 

      DONT READ AT ALL

    • E. 

      ONLY EVER READ ON HOLIDAY

  • 17. 
    YOUR MARITAL STATUS (SINGLE MEANS NOT SEEING ANYONE)
    • A. 

      MARRIED BUT SEPERATED

    • B. 

      SINGLE/DIVORCED

    • C. 

      MARRIED/COHABITING/SEEING SOMEONE BUT UNHAPPY

    • D. 

      MARRIED/COHABITING/SEEING SOMEONE AND HAPPY, JUST LOOKING FOR EXTRA 'FUN'

  • 18. 
    WHICH OF THESE WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPIEST - NO KIDDING YOURSELF - TELL THE TRUTH!
    • A. 

      SECURITY, STABILITY AND A QUIET LIFE.

    • B. 

      COMPLETE OBEDIENCE AND ADORATION FROM YOUR PARTNER

    • C. 

      A SEXY WOMAN WHO MAKES YOUR FRIENDS JEALOUS OF YOU

    • D. 

      SOMEONE INTELLIGENT WHO WILL STIMULATE OR THAT YOU MAY FIND MENTALLY CHALLENGING

    • E. 

      SOMEONE TO SIMPLY HAVE FUN WITH.NO COMMITMENT ON EITHER SIDE NOR ANY EXPECTATION OF, NOTHING SERIOUS AT ALL.

  • 19. 
    IN RELATIONSHIPS, SOME THINGS ARE A 'GIVEN' . ETHICAL TRAITS LIKE TRUST,  TRUTH, UNSELFISHNESS AND KINDNESS. MORE SUPERFICIALLY, THE NEXT TWO QUESTIONS ARE ABOUT WHAT IS NEXT IMPORANT ON OUR RESPECTIVE 'LISTS'FIRST - WHAT DO YOU THINK WOMEN WANT MOST 
    • A. 

      SOMEONE WITH PLENTY OF MONEY

    • B. 

      RELIABILITY/DEPENDABILITY

    • C. 

      GOOD LOOKS/SEXY PHYSIQUE

    • D. 

      SOMEONE WHO KEEPS THEM ON THEIR TOES

    • E. 

      HUMOUR, WIT AND INTELLIGENCE

  • 20. 
    AFTER THE AFOREMENTIONED PREREQUISITE CHARACTERISTICS ..WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT  TO YOU IN A PROSPECTIVE GIRLFRIEND
    • A. 

      A HIGH SEX DRIVE

    • B. 

      GOOD LOOKS/GREAT BODY

    • C. 

      AN UNQUESTIONING AND OBEDIENT NATURE

    • D. 

      COMMON SENSE

    • E. 

      INTELLIGENCE AND SENSE OF HUMOUR