The Tiddy Scale (Girls Only!!!!!!!1!!!))

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The Tiddy Scale (Girls Only!!!!!!!1!!!))

The new kinsey scale basically


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    So ur sittin in ur history class and then u guys have to vote whether or not to liberate the gays. what do u do?
    • A. 

      Yes! gay marriage! finally, i am free!

    • B. 

      Also yes!

    • C. 

      I don't vote because i refuse to be part of a colonialist imperial slaughter machine

    • D. 

      Hmm .. i will for my gay pal sally

    • E. 

      HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yes

    • F. 

      NO #unless #johnlock

  • 2. 
    So ur walkin home and then suddenyl zayn malik jumps out of the bushes and propses to u but at the same tIME holland roden also does that and also PROM is TOMORROW . WHO DO U CHOOSE? 
    • A. 

      # team zayn

    • B. 

      Holland .. .holllhold my hand!!

    • C. 

      Keep walking

    • D. 

      Helll yess.s.s.s.s... ...holland... ..

    • E. 

      Hmmm... .nice tiddys... but gotta go zayn..

    • F. 

      Hmmm .... nice face,,, but gotta go holland ...

  • 3. 
    U see a lady puttin on chapstick
    • A. 

      Mmm..... tasty

    • B. 

      Dam.... nice !

    • C. 

      I want to be the chaptsick

    • D. 

      Ok

    • E. 

      I AM REPULSED

    • F. 

      Hmmmmm.. my lips are chapped

  • 4. 
    It is November 8th. The weather is brisk, and a slight breeze blows your luscious locks across your face, hitting your nose. You're walking alone in the park, as you usually do, looking at the beautiful leaves and their autumnal colors. You continue your walk, deciding to rest on a grassy overhang when the sun begins to set, at about 4:37 P.M. You begin to contemplate your life. What do you think?
    • A. 

      Damn.... I am gay.

    • B. 

      Wow.... I wonder if Dylan Obafemi Sweeney likes me.

    • C. 

      I can't wait for teen wolf! Damn.. .Stiles Stilinski ......

    • D. 

      Hmmm... Ass....

    • E. 

      What will I make for dinner tonight?

    • F. 

      I should reconnect with my mom...

  • 5. 
    What kind of a superhero are you?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 6. 
    U and ur mom r hangin out for mothers day!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur like grocery shopping or something and then ur gonna go to the spa. but at the store... GUESS WHO YOU SEE???!!!!!!!!!!! a really. sexy man. he's in line after u, paying for a box of 50/50 salad and lite dressing and some diet ginger ale and a 5sos shirt or like pants? or something. u r distracted. suddenly! u look up. and gaze at ur beautiful female cashier. she has cool hair, and is wearing a t shirt with a tweet from ur favrotie smith child on it. also, nice tiddies. dam. which 1 do i check out? u wonder. u try to set one eyeball on each, but it doesn't work. suddenly! u remember u'r with ur mom!!!! do u keep it straight, lay down the gay, or act casual ????
    • A. 

      Mom.. .i'm gay....

    • B. 

      When ur mom goes to sign her signature for her credit card on the digital signature screen u push her onto the ground and write ur phone number and an xoxo and then blow a kiss at the cashier and then leave and steal ur moms car

    • C. 

      Wink at the cashier as u leave.... damn.. .

    • D. 

      Accidentally drop ur bag of carrots right as the sexy man beast leaves. he turns around, bending to help u pick up ur vegetables. ur hands touch as u both bend down. he looks at u. u look at him. " u have such beautiful eyes... i hope these carrots keep them healthy". u part ways. u never see him again. u scream his name when ur husband and and u make luv. he is the only one that could ever satisfy u

    • E. 

      U gently touch each's shoulders, and look at them. tenderly. u leave. without paying. ur mom is confused

    • F. 

      Dam... gotta keep walkin

  • 7. 
    So, ur in the locker room with ur friend tiddilla and assarenda. they are getting dressed for the day. tiddilla's bra comes unclasped. she screams. simultaneously, asserenda is wearing a thong. she is standing near u. what do u do
    • A. 

      Touch tiddillas tiddty

    • B. 

      Disgusint. g. get away from me gayies

    • C. 

      Wow.... ive never seen a tiddy or ass before..... i feel..... free.

    • D. 

      Unclasp my own bras. nice.

    • E. 

      I wish...... asserendas ass was a guy. james franco? tidedys tho r also coo.. never judge

    • F. 

      Gotta get outa here. my gayness is 2 ragin. too much . u run

  • 8. 
    "hmm... this sure does seem like a good day to read the communist manifesto" u say to urself as u look outside the window and see the sun, shining brightly onto a group of children playing in a government-funded park, unaware of their status as a blissful yet ignorant consumer, already so problematic at such a young age. deciding to carry out on ur thought, u head to your local library, a true pinnacle of the socialist will, a place where knowledge is free and accessible for all. at the library, you head to the nonfiction section, browsing intensely, furrowing your brow as you try to decipher the mystery that is the dewey decimal system. suddenly, through a gap in the bookshelf, you catch an emerald glimmer. your interest is piqued. you reach into the book case, and, much to your surprise, you find an actual emerald! but suddenly you hear a deep rumbling. you look behind you, and jump out of the way as the book case in front of you begins to topple over! you take a sharp turn, clutching the emerald in your hand. you risk taking a quick glance behind you, and see that giant boulder is rolling all throughout the library, demolishing all shelves in your path. your life is flashing before your eyes. suddenly, your mind is racing. you begin to think about every mistake you have ever made. you are going to do.finallyyou ask yourself the vital questionam i gay?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 9. 
    Macklemore ?
    • A. 

      My savior!

    • B. 

      I would like to go thrifting with him

    • C. 

      Same

    • D. 

      Wow.. ..he's so brave ...

    • E. 

      Why

    • F. 

      No

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