"I'll be busy washing my hair."
"The beets are ripe at Schrute Farms, and beets wait for no man."
"Last time I went to the theater a man dressed as a cat sat on my lap."
"It is illogical to observe humans attempt to dance and sing with merriment."
Bottle of beet juice
Scranton Paper Plus
Michael Scott Paper Company
Paper R Us
A pack of M&M candies.
A multi-pack of underarm deodorant.
Two tickets to see the band Creed perform.
A $30 gift certificate to the Scranton Skillet.
The sky is falling.
Dwight fell overboard.
The booze is gone.
The ship is sinking.
"Another Brick in the Wall"
"Can't Touch This"
It's the name of the street where Steve Carell grew up.
The word describes a state of moral degradation.
Slough is the location of the original British show, "The Office."
It was Phyllis' maiden name.
Dunder-Mifflin aluminum foil sculpture
Babe Ruth photo tree ornament