The Texas Roadhouse Quiz

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 108

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Texas Quizzes & Trivia

Take this quiz-created by your evil boss, to find out who you really are!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You think of legendary hours. What do you think of?
    • A. 

      What are legendary hours?!?

    • B. 

      Damn. That means I cant go smoke!

    • C. 

      Well, I bet I can go earlier since I have this big party-the managers can be somewhat cool

  • 2. 
    You hear managers screaming for you to run food. You...
    • A. 

      Want to help out but you have shit to do-so you grab anything-a plate, a fork, to make it look like your busy and run out the door

    • B. 

      You drop what you are doing and run, run, run food and make sure a manager sees you doing it

    • C. 

      You look up and see food to run, and you walk over and wait for YOUR food to come up

  • 3. 
    How do I feel about my managers?
    • A. 

      They are wonderful, none of them piss me off EVER-and they are always right.

    • B. 

      Who are my managers?

    • C. 

      They are pretty cool-somethimes they piss me off-they forget shit-and sometimes it seems they dont have a clue-but in the end its all good.

  • 4. 
    I love my cellphone. It is my link and it is uber important--but when I am at work I...
    • A. 

      Turn my phone off. I am here to work and all my messages can wait untill i am clocked out.

    • B. 

      Try to go to the back and not use it in the alley-but susie said she slept with ted last night and she snapped a picture of his dick and she is mass sending it out in minutes to everyones cellphone-You can kiss my ass-when It goes off I am lookin at it no matter where i am at!!

    • C. 

      Come personally find a manager and tell them i have an important call-and will be outside

  • 5. 
    If I were expecting a baby, and could not figure out what i wanted to name it.....I would...
    • A. 

      Tell everyone to kiss my ass-I will name it when I am ready

    • B. 

      Name it Estevan

    • C. 

      Name it Bob

  • 6. 
    When i have a table that orders a steak extra extra well, and wants extra extra ranch, I...
    • A. 

      Happily turn it in with no pre-concieved thoughts

    • B. 

      Think they are stupid and should have gone to golden corral and that you probably wont get a tip

    • C. 

      Bring them the extra ranch, kiss their ass and act just as dumb as they are

  • 7. 
    If you could be one of the three, what would you be?
    • A. 

      A country fried steak with extra white gravy

    • B. 

      A big fat steak with some wings and ribs on the side-mabye a shrimp kicker, too

    • C. 

      A chicken critter salad

  • 8. 
    If i found a hundred dollar bill in the floor I would...
    • A. 

      Put that green in my pocket and consider it my lucky day

    • B. 

      Make sure it wasent another employees money, THEN put that green in my pocket and consider it my lucky day

    • C. 

      Turn i it. Run down a manager in the middle of a rush to turn in that money and want nothing in return

  • 9. 
    What do you think is in a "old fashioned" ( coctail)
    • A. 

      Vodka, Triple sec, "muddled fruit" , and a splash of sprite

    • B. 

      Muddled fruit, bourbon, and sweet and sour

    • C. 

      A rum and coke in a short glass with a spash of dry vermouth

  • 10. 
    How I really feel about my job...
    • A. 

      I love it, I love it everyday and I cant wait to get to work!

    • B. 

      Uh, Its ok, I guess.

    • C. 

      I dont want to go to work,I get tired of it-and all the bullshit-but its a love/hate relationship-I guess I love my job-But the problem is I dont want to work anymore!