What are legendary hours?!?
Damn. That means I cant go smoke!
Well, I bet I can go earlier since I have this big party-the managers can be somewhat cool
Want to help out but you have shit to do-so you grab anything-a plate, a fork, to make it look like your busy and run out the door
You drop what you are doing and run, run, run food and make sure a manager sees you doing it
You look up and see food to run, and you walk over and wait for YOUR food to come up
They are wonderful, none of them piss me off EVER-and they are always right.
Who are my managers?
They are pretty cool-somethimes they piss me off-they forget shit-and sometimes it seems they dont have a clue-but in the end its all good.
Turn my phone off. I am here to work and all my messages can wait untill i am clocked out.
Try to go to the back and not use it in the alley-but susie said she slept with ted last night and she snapped a picture of his dick and she is mass sending it out in minutes to everyones cellphone-You can kiss my ass-when It goes off I am lookin at it no matter where i am at!!
Come personally find a manager and tell them i have an important call-and will be outside
Tell everyone to kiss my ass-I will name it when I am ready
Name it Estevan
Name it Bob
Happily turn it in with no pre-concieved thoughts
Think they are stupid and should have gone to golden corral and that you probably wont get a tip
Bring them the extra ranch, kiss their ass and act just as dumb as they are
A country fried steak with extra white gravy
A big fat steak with some wings and ribs on the side-mabye a shrimp kicker, too
A chicken critter salad
Put that green in my pocket and consider it my lucky day
Make sure it wasent another employees money, THEN put that green in my pocket and consider it my lucky day
Turn i it. Run down a manager in the middle of a rush to turn in that money and want nothing in return
Vodka, Triple sec, "muddled fruit" , and a splash of sprite
Muddled fruit, bourbon, and sweet and sour
A rum and coke in a short glass with a spash of dry vermouth
I love it, I love it everyday and I cant wait to get to work!
Uh, Its ok, I guess.
I dont want to go to work,I get tired of it-and all the bullshit-but its a love/hate relationship-I guess I love my job-But the problem is I dont want to work anymore!