If you found a pie laying in the street you would..

wear it as a hat (when you are already wearing a hat)

Under what circumstances would you reject eating a pie?

Toothlessness from eating too much pie already

How does pie make you feel?

Innocent I tell you! I’m innocent! *Gets carried away.*

How much money have you spent on pie this past week?

You mean you can buy pie? *Leaves life of thievery.*

Do you ever drink a book whilst you eat pie?

Yes.. or no.. I can’t decide!

The first time you ate pie you..

I don’t remember because I suck

How often do you share your pie?

I don’t even eat pie. I’ve sure wasted my time on this quiz.

3.14159 26535 89793 23% of the time PS I’m a nerd.

Pie is to best food in the world as cake is to

the worst food in the word (with alpaca as meat frosting)

not even being worth my time to answer

Why did you buy Piemerican Magazine?

I found it in someone’s “To Burn” pile

To get lots of pie & pie recipes boy am I disappointed

I didn’t. *Reprises life of thievery.*

Solicitors welcome or so it would seem..

Steam Puppets welcome I know that

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Love pie more than the next guy? Want to prove it? Gather your ‘friends’ up & take this wonderfully helpful quiz with them to see who loves pie the most. If you love pie too much your friends may even resent you for not loving them enough.
This Quiz is from Piemerican Magazine #3.

Questions and Answers

1.

In your lifetime how many pies have you eaten?
- A.
  
  I haven’t kept track
- B.
  
  More than not
- C.
  
  3
- D.
  
  All of them
2.

If you found a pie laying in the street you would..
- A.
  
  Eat it
- B.
  
  Call the paramedics
- C.
  
  Bake it into a new pie
- D.
  
  Wear it as a hat (when you are already wearing a hat)
3.

Under what circumstances would you reject eating a pie?
- A.
  
  Toothlessness from eating too much pie already
- B.
  
  A health bully threatens you
- C.
  
  Fire and lots of it!
- D.
  
  If it rejected me
4.

How does pie make you feel?
- A.
  
  Hungry
- B.
  
  Like I’ve spilt pie on me
- C.
  
  As if there were no other
- D.
  
  Innocent I tell you! I’m innocent! *Gets carried away.*
5.

Which food do you prefer?
- A.
  
  Pie
- B.
  
  Cobbler
- C.
  
  Cake
- D.
  
  Inanimate objects
6.

How much money have you spent on pie this past week?
- A.
  
  $3
- B.
  
  All of them
- C.
  
  My momma bakes my pie
- D.
  
  You mean you can buy pie? *Leaves life of thievery.*
7.

Do you ever drink a book whilst you eat pie?
- A.
  
  I drink more than a.
- B.
  
  Yes.. or no.. I can’t decide!
- C.
  
  What the Eat?
- D.
  
  I certainly whilsts
8.

The first time you ate pie you..
- A.
  
  Ate more
- B.
  
  I don’t remember because I suck
- C.
  
  Swore off cake forever
- D.
  
  Joined Piemerica
9.

How often do you share your pie?
- A.
  
  Only when I turn my head on it
- B.
  
  I don’t even eat pie. I’ve sure wasted my time on this quiz.
- C.
  
  3.14159 26535 89793 23% of the time PS I’m a nerd.
- D.
  
  Whenever the moon is full
10.

To me pie is like..
- A.
  
  A delicious hammer
- B.
  
  Food
- C.
  
  Drinking a solid book
- D.
  
  A hat
11.

If pie were a liquid what would it be?
- A.
  
  Pie
- B.
  
  The many seasons of the year
- C.
  
  Refreshing glue
- D.
  
  A log milked book
12.

To you Piemerica is..
- A.
  
  A reason to be afraid
- B.
  
  Pie HQ daddio
- C.
  
  Unreasonable
- D.
  
  A list of funny things
13.

Pie is to best food in the world as cake is to
- A.
  
  Pie’s greatest enemy
- B.
  
  The worst food in the word (with alpaca as meat frosting)
- C.
  
  A shoe brace
- D.
  
  Not even being worth my time to answer
14.

Colloflower spoon sock local
- A.
  
  I thought this might happen
- B.
  
  Whose?
- C.
  
  Whose?
- D.
  
  Free points!!
15.

This is the most important question
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Yes
- C.
  
  Someday..
- D.
  
  It is equally important
16.

Why did you buy Piemerican Magazine?
- A.
  
  I was hassled by da Emp
- B.
  
  I found it in someone’s “To Burn” pile
- C.
  
  To get lots of pie & pie recipes boy am I disappointed
- D.
  
  I didn’t. *Reprises life of thievery.*
17.

Solicitors welcome or so it would seem..
- A.
  
  Yes… that’s the one.
- B.
  
  Huh?
- C.
  
  I love pie!
- D.
  
  Steam Puppets welcome I know that
18.

What is your favorite kind of pie?
- A.
  
  A fruit based one
- B.
  
  Pecan
- C.
  
  A cream based one
- D.
  
  Yum Yum

Test Your Love For Pie

In your lifetime how many pies have you eaten?

If you found a pie laying in the street you would..

Under what circumstances would you reject eating a pie?

How does pie make you feel?

Which food do you prefer?

How much money have you spent on pie this past week?

Do you ever drink a book whilst you eat pie?

The first time you ate pie you..

How often do you share your pie?

To me pie is like..

If pie were a liquid what would it be?

To you Piemerica is..

Pie is to best food in the world as cake is to

Colloflower spoon sock local

This is the most important question

Why did you buy Piemerican Magazine?

Solicitors welcome or so it would seem..

What is your favorite kind of pie?