Test Your Love For Pie

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Test Your Love For Pie

Love pie more than the next guy? Want to prove it? Gather your ‘friends’ up & take this wonderfully helpful quiz with them to see who loves pie the most. If you love pie too much your friends may even resent you for not loving them enough. This Quiz is from Piemerican Magazine #3.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    In your lifetime how many pies have you eaten?
    • A. 

      I haven’t kept track

    • B. 

      More than not

    • C. 

      3

    • D. 

      All of them

  • 2. 
    If you found a pie laying in the street you would..
    • A. 

      Eat it

    • B. 

      Call the paramedics

    • C. 

      Bake it into a new pie

    • D. 

      Wear it as a hat (when you are already wearing a hat)

  • 3. 
    Under what circumstances would you reject eating a pie?
    • A. 

      Toothlessness from eating too much pie already

    • B. 

      A health bully threatens you

    • C. 

      Fire and lots of it!

    • D. 

      If it rejected me

  • 4. 
    How does pie make you feel?
    • A. 

      Hungry

    • B. 

      Like I’ve spilt pie on me

    • C. 

      As if there were no other

    • D. 

      Innocent I tell you! I’m innocent! *Gets carried away.*

  • 5. 
    Which food do you prefer?
    • A. 

      Pie

    • B. 

      Cobbler

    • C. 

      Cake

    • D. 

      Inanimate objects

  • 6. 
    How much money have you spent on pie this past week?
    • A. 

      $3

    • B. 

      All of them

    • C. 

      My momma bakes my pie

    • D. 

      You mean you can buy pie? *Leaves life of thievery.*

  • 7. 
    Do you ever drink a book whilst you eat pie?
    • A. 

      I drink more than a.

    • B. 

      Yes.. or no.. I can’t decide!

    • C. 

      What the Eat?

    • D. 

      I certainly whilsts

  • 8. 
    The first time you ate pie you..
    • A. 

      Ate more

    • B. 

      I don’t remember because I suck

    • C. 

      Swore off cake forever

    • D. 

      Joined Piemerica

  • 9. 
    How often do you share your pie?
    • A. 

      Only when I turn my head on it

    • B. 

      I don’t even eat pie. I’ve sure wasted my time on this quiz.

    • C. 

      3.14159 26535 89793 23% of the time PS I’m a nerd.

    • D. 

      Whenever the moon is full

  • 10. 
    To me pie is like..
    • A. 

      A delicious hammer

    • B. 

      Food

    • C. 

      Drinking a solid book

    • D. 

      A hat

  • 11. 
    If pie were a liquid what would it be?
    • A. 

      Pie

    • B. 

      The many seasons of the year

    • C. 

      Refreshing glue

    • D. 

      A log milked book

  • 12. 
    To you Piemerica is..
    • A. 

      A reason to be afraid

    • B. 

      Pie HQ daddio

    • C. 

      Unreasonable

    • D. 

      A list of funny things

  • 13. 
    Pie is to best food in the world as cake is to
    • A. 

      Pie’s greatest enemy

    • B. 

      The worst food in the word (with alpaca as meat frosting)

    • C. 

      A shoe brace

    • D. 

      Not even being worth my time to answer

  • 14. 
    Colloflower spoon sock local
    • A. 

      I thought this might happen

    • B. 

      Whose?

    • C. 

      Whose?

    • D. 

      Free points!!

  • 15. 
    This is the most important question
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Yes

    • C. 

      Someday..

    • D. 

      It is equally important

  • 16. 
    Why did you buy Piemerican Magazine?
    • A. 

      I was hassled by da Emp

    • B. 

      I found it in someone’s “To Burn” pile

    • C. 

      To get lots of pie & pie recipes boy am I disappointed

    • D. 

      I didn’t. *Reprises life of thievery.*

  • 17. 
    Solicitors welcome or so it would seem..
    • A. 

      Yes… that’s the one.

    • B. 

      Huh?

    • C. 

      I love pie!

    • D. 

      Steam Puppets welcome I know that

  • 18. 
    What is your favorite kind of pie?
    • A. 

      A fruit based one

    • B. 

      Pecan

    • C. 

      A cream based one

    • D. 

      Yum Yum

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