The SpongeBob SquarePants Quote Quiz

30 Questions | By Mermer | Last updated: Jul 2, 2021 | Total Attempts: 640

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How well do you know Seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob?

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1.

_______ always points towards civilization.
- A.
  
  Rocks
- B.
  
  The tide
- C.
  
  Moss
- D.
  
  Nematodes
2.

But it's not _______, Patrick.
- A.
  
  Wednesday
- B.
  
  Tuesday
- C.
  
  Today
- D.
  
  Tomorrow
3.

And you know what else else?
- A.
  
  Squidward's sick.
- B.
  
  My feet hurt.
- C.
  
  Patrick's gone.
- D.
  
  The pizza's cold
4.

Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta ride the _______.
- A.
  
  Eel
- B.
  
  Escalator
- C.
  
  Jellyfish
- D.
  
  Bus
5.

There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do!
- A.
  
  That'll be $27.50
- B.
  
  Hang on, I'll transfer your call.
- C.
  
  Where's the leak, ma'am?
- D.
  
  All aboard!
6.

Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty... or _______.
- A.
  
  Patty
- B.
  
  Jeanie
- C.
  
  Debbie
- D.
  
  Lucy
7.

That almost sounded like karate.
- A.
  
  Not yet.
- B.
  
  What did?
- C.
  
  Where from?
- D.
  
  Right now?
8.

Ice cream!
- A.
  
  It's delicious!
- B.
  
  I can find it!
- C.
  
  I want some!
- D.
  
  It's hiding!
9.

Eww, it's all icky and...
- A.
  
  Gross
- B.
  
  Corpsey
- C.
  
  Gnarly
- D.
  
  Drippy
10.

Why else would we run around in colored undies?
- A.
  
  Good point.
- B.
  
  I do it all the time!
- C.
  
  I can think of three good reasons...
- D.
  
  I don't know.
11.

It ate Wormy!
- A.
  
  WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!
- B.
  
  FISH PASTE!
- C.
  
  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
- D.
  
  NO IT DIDN'T... I DID!
12.

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
- A.
  
  My name's Dan.
- B.
  
  I've got a gun.
- C.
  
  I'm bad.
- D.
  
  I'm dirty.
13.

You can't move the ground that way.
- A.
  
  You need a shovel.
- B.
  
  You need my help.
- C.
  
  You have to get underneath it.
- D.
  
  You have to push harder.
14.

Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that...
- A.
  
  Everyone cried
- B.
  
  Everyone died
- C.
  
  Everyone screamed
- D.
  
  Everyone ran
15.

I'm ugly and I'm proud!
- A.
  
  Good, now go away.
- B.
  
  Yes you are.
- C.
  
  I don't care.
- D.
  
  Is that what he calls it?
16.

Food... water...
- A.
  
  Warm bed
- B.
  
  Dessert
- C.
  
  Atmosphere
- D.
  
  TV
17.

What's in that box, anyway?!
- A.
  
  My chocolate bars
- B.
  
  My awards
- C.
  
  My wallets
- D.
  
  My skin
18.

It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!
- A.
  
  Great, my wife's trying to grow a beard!
- B.
  
  Just in time!
- C.
  
  Ma, they're selling chocolates!
- D.
  
  CHOCOLATE
19.

We've been _______!
- A.
  
  Smeckledorfed
- B.
  
  Bamboozled
- C.
  
  Kerfuffled
- D.
  
  Dew-hickeyed
20.

_______ for Patrick!
- A.
  
  Pats
- B.
  
  Hugs
- C.
  
  Awards
- D.
  
  Love
21.

Then I guess you won't need this
- A.
  
  Air freshener
- B.
  
  Water helmet
- C.
  
  Alien repellant
- D.
  
  Moonrock gun
22.

Can you move it along?
- A.
  
  It's kind of late
- B.
  
  I'm out of time cards
- C.
  
  Mr. Krabs is coming
- D.
  
  I want a snack
23.

Squidward, that wasn't the Peace Treaty...
- A.
  
  It was the Declaration of War
- B.
  
  It was a Snowball Treaty
- C.
  
  It was my homework
- D.
  
  It was a copy of the Peace Treaty
24.

Shing!
- A.
  
  Shing shing
- B.
  
  Sparkle sparkle
- C.
  
  Ding dong
- D.
  
  Crack crack
25.

You used me...
- A.
  
  For EVIL!
- B.
  
  For LAND DEVELOPMENT!
- C.
  
  For REAL ESTATE PURCHASES!
- D.
  
  For CREDIT CARD FRAUD!

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