The SpongeBob SquarePants Quote Quiz
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How well do you know Seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob?
- 1._______ always points towards civilization.
- A.
Rocks
- B.
The tide
- C.
Moss
- D.
Nematodes
- 2.But it's not _______, Patrick.
- A.
Wednesday
- B.
Tuesday
- C.
Today
- D.
Tomorrow
- 3.And you know what else else?
- A.
Squidward's sick.
- B.
My feet hurt.
- C.
Patrick's gone.
- D.
The pizza's cold
- 4.Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta ride the _______.
- A.
Eel
- B.
Escalator
- C.
Jellyfish
- D.
Bus
- 5.There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do!
- A.
That'll be $27.50
- B.
Hang on, I'll transfer your call.
- C.
Where's the leak, ma'am?
- D.
All aboard!
- 6.Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty... or _______.
- A.
Patty
- B.
Jeanie
- C.
Debbie
- D.
Lucy
- 7.That almost sounded like karate.
- A.
Not yet.
- B.
What did?
- C.
Where from?
- D.
Right now?
- 8.Ice cream!
- A.
It's delicious!
- B.
I can find it!
- C.
I want some!
- D.
It's hiding!
- 9.Eww, it's all icky and...
- A.
Gross
- B.
Corpsey
- C.
Gnarly
- D.
Drippy
- 10.Why else would we run around in colored undies?
- A.
Good point.
- B.
I do it all the time!
- C.
I can think of three good reasons...
- D.
I don't know.
- 11.It ate Wormy!
- A.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!
- B.
FISH PASTE!
- C.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
- D.
NO IT DIDN'T... I DID!
- 12.What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
- A.
My name's Dan.
- B.
I've got a gun.
- C.
I'm bad.
- D.
I'm dirty.
- 13.You can't move the ground that way.
- A.
You need a shovel.
- B.
You need my help.
- C.
You have to get underneath it.
- D.
You have to push harder.
- 14.Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that...
- A.
Everyone cried
- B.
Everyone died
- C.
Everyone screamed
- D.
Everyone ran
- 15.I'm ugly and I'm proud!
- A.
Good, now go away.
- B.
Yes you are.
- C.
I don't care.
- D.
Is that what he calls it?
- 16.Food... water...
- A.
Warm bed
- B.
Dessert
- C.
Atmosphere
- D.
TV
- 17.What's in that box, anyway?!
- A.
My chocolate bars
- B.
My awards
- C.
My wallets
- D.
My skin
- 18.It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!
- A.
Great, my wife's trying to grow a beard!
- B.
Just in time!
- C.
Ma, they're selling chocolates!
- D.
CHOCOLATE
- 19.We've been _______!
- A.
Smeckledorfed
- B.
Bamboozled
- C.
Kerfuffled
- D.
Dew-hickeyed
- 20._______ for Patrick!
- A.
Pats
- B.
Hugs
- C.
Awards
- D.
Love
- 21.Then I guess you won't need this
- A.
Air freshener
- B.
Water helmet
- C.
Alien repellant
- D.
Moonrock gun
- 22.Can you move it along?
- A.
It's kind of late
- B.
I'm out of time cards
- C.
Mr. Krabs is coming
- D.
I want a snack
- 23.Squidward, that wasn't the Peace Treaty...
- A.
It was the Declaration of War
- B.
It was a Snowball Treaty
- C.
It was my homework
- D.
It was a copy of the Peace Treaty
- 24.Shing!
- A.
Shing shing
- B.
Sparkle sparkle
- C.
Ding dong
- D.
Crack crack
- 25.You used me...
- A.
For EVIL!
- B.
For LAND DEVELOPMENT!
- C.
For REAL ESTATE PURCHASES!
- D.
For CREDIT CARD FRAUD!
- 26.Every Villian Is
- A.
Likeable
- B.
Lickable
- C.
Loquatious
- D.
Lemons
- 27.Next you'll want me to go _______ with Patrick!
- A.
Skydiving
- B.
Jump roping
- C.
Break-dancing
- D.
Squaredancing
- 28.Just wait until Mr. Krabs finds out you're a...
- A.
Toilet.
- B.
Ice cream cone.
- C.
Rubber bath toy.
- D.
Plunger.
- 29.Now you must acquire a taste for
- A.
Cubist paintings
- B.
Books without pictures
- C.
Free-form Jazz
- D.
Classical music
- 30.I'm so loyal...
- A.
I haven't slept in days.
- B.
I haven't left in years.
- C.
I haven't bathed in weeks.
- D.
I haven't eaten in hours.
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