The SpongeBob SquarePants Quote Quiz

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SpongeBob SquarePants Quizzes & Trivia

How well do you know Seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob?


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  • 1. 
    _______ always points towards civilization.
    • A. 

      Rocks

    • B. 

      The tide

    • C. 

      Moss

    • D. 

      Nematodes

  • 2. 
    But it's not _______, Patrick.
    • A. 

      Wednesday

    • B. 

      Tuesday

    • C. 

      Today

    • D. 

      Tomorrow

  • 3. 
    And you know what else else?
    • A. 

      Squidward's sick.

    • B. 

      My feet hurt.

    • C. 

      Patrick's gone.

    • D. 

      The pizza's cold

  • 4. 
    Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta ride the _______.
    • A. 

      Eel

    • B. 

      Escalator

    • C. 

      Jellyfish

    • D. 

      Bus

  • 5. 
    There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do!
    • A. 

      That'll be $27.50

    • B. 

      Hang on, I'll transfer your call.

    • C. 

      Where's the leak, ma'am?

    • D. 

      All aboard!

  • 6. 
    Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty... or _______.
    • A. 

      Patty

    • B. 

      Jeanie

    • C. 

      Debbie

    • D. 

      Lucy

  • 7. 
    That almost sounded like karate.
    • A. 

      Not yet.

    • B. 

      What did?

    • C. 

      Where from?

    • D. 

      Right now?

  • 8. 
    Ice cream!
    • A. 

      It's delicious!

    • B. 

      I can find it!

    • C. 

      I want some!

    • D. 

      It's hiding!

  • 9. 
    Eww, it's all icky and...
    • A. 

      Gross

    • B. 

      Corpsey

    • C. 

      Gnarly

    • D. 

      Drippy

  • 10. 
    Why else would we run around in colored undies?
    • A. 

      Good point.

    • B. 

      I do it all the time!

    • C. 

      I can think of three good reasons...

    • D. 

      I don't know.

  • 11. 
    It ate Wormy!
    • A. 

      WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!

    • B. 

      FISH PASTE!

    • C. 

      RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

    • D. 

      NO IT DIDN'T... I DID!

  • 12. 
    What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
    • A. 

      My name's Dan.

    • B. 

      I've got a gun.

    • C. 

      I'm bad.

    • D. 

      I'm dirty.

  • 13. 
    You can't move the ground that way.
    • A. 

      You need a shovel.

    • B. 

      You need my help.

    • C. 

      You have to get underneath it.

    • D. 

      You have to push harder.

  • 14. 
    Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle.  He was so ugly that...
    • A. 

      Everyone cried

    • B. 

      Everyone died

    • C. 

      Everyone screamed

    • D. 

      Everyone ran

  • 15. 
    I'm ugly and I'm proud!
    • A. 

      Good, now go away.

    • B. 

      Yes you are.

    • C. 

      I don't care.

    • D. 

      Is that what he calls it?

  • 16. 
    Food... water...
    • A. 

      Warm bed

    • B. 

      Dessert

    • C. 

      Atmosphere

    • D. 

      TV

  • 17. 
    What's in that box, anyway?!
    • A. 

      My chocolate bars

    • B. 

      My awards

    • C. 

      My wallets

    • D. 

      My skin

  • 18. 
    It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!
    • A. 

      Great, my wife's trying to grow a beard!

    • B. 

      Just in time!

    • C. 

      Ma, they're selling chocolates!

    • D. 

      CHOCOLATE

  • 19. 
    We've been _______!
    • A. 

      Smeckledorfed

    • B. 

      Bamboozled

    • C. 

      Kerfuffled

    • D. 

      Dew-hickeyed

  • 20. 
    _______ for Patrick!
    • A. 

      Pats

    • B. 

      Hugs

    • C. 

      Awards

    • D. 

      Love

  • 21. 
    Then I guess you won't need this
    • A. 

      Air freshener

    • B. 

      Water helmet

    • C. 

      Alien repellant

    • D. 

      Moonrock gun

  • 22. 
    Can you move it along?
    • A. 

      It's kind of late

    • B. 

      I'm out of time cards

    • C. 

      Mr. Krabs is coming

    • D. 

      I want a snack

  • 23. 
    Squidward, that wasn't the Peace Treaty...
    • A. 

      It was the Declaration of War

    • B. 

      It was a Snowball Treaty

    • C. 

      It was my homework

    • D. 

      It was a copy of the Peace Treaty

  • 24. 
    Shing!
    • A. 

      Shing shing

    • B. 

      Sparkle sparkle

    • C. 

      Ding dong

    • D. 

      Crack crack

  • 25. 
    You used me...
    • A. 

      For EVIL!

    • B. 

      For LAND DEVELOPMENT!

    • C. 

      For REAL ESTATE PURCHASES!

    • D. 

      For CREDIT CARD FRAUD!

  • 26. 
    Every Villian Is
    • A. 

      Likeable

    • B. 

      Lickable

    • C. 

      Loquatious

    • D. 

      Lemons

  • 27. 
    Next you'll want me to go _______ with Patrick!
    • A. 

      Skydiving

    • B. 

      Jump roping

    • C. 

      Break-dancing

    • D. 

      Squaredancing

  • 28. 
    Just wait until Mr. Krabs finds out you're a...
    • A. 

      Toilet.

    • B. 

      Ice cream cone.

    • C. 

      Rubber bath toy.

    • D. 

      Plunger.

  • 29. 
    Now you must acquire a taste for
    • A. 

      Cubist paintings

    • B. 

      Books without pictures

    • C. 

      Free-form Jazz

    • D. 

      Classical music

  • 30. 
    I'm so loyal...
    • A. 

      I haven't slept in days.

    • B. 

      I haven't left in years.

    • C. 

      I haven't bathed in weeks.

    • D. 

      I haven't eaten in hours.