Because she's always late
Because she can't run very fast
Because she's most important
Because Uncle Max doesn't like her
She wanted to frighten the children
A pink parasol
Fraulein Olga, seven governesses ago
Fraulein Helga, two governesses ago
Fraulein Bertha, five governesses ago
Fraulein Josephine, four governess ago
It was the only one that fit
It was my favourite
It's the onlyone I've got
The poor didn't want this one
Don't you like children?
Seven months isn't that long
They're only small dogs
Pull yourself together Maria
Those birds are native to Austria
Oh nothing, just some local urchins
Is that monks I can hear singing?
Stop the car!