Stitch? No no, it's the yarn I love, dude!
My dear, it is the tools that make the stitch. All stitches are wonderful.
Finish off the sock anyways, the yarn is beautiful and who's gonna notice a little wee mistake? It's the whole of the experience you love.
To strive for perfection is a worthy aim, so best to fix the mistake. But only by unravelling the specific stitch wales. No point in wasting effort.
Say 'Oh Fiddlesticks' get a first class ticket to Frog Pond Central, then reknit it with a glass of bubbly or two to hand.
Take it in hand, disappear somewhere quiet and reappear with a perfect sock.
You have the perfect yarn you want to knit up
You want to try out the new technique in the pattern
You love the look of the stitch pattern
It would be a great addition to your wardrobe
Bet on the the prettiest horse there
Check out the stats with the jockeys, and decide which horse to bet on based on informed research
Bet on the horse with the outside chance at winning
Have a ball at the races. Who cares who wins so long as you have a great time!
That is witty and clever
That makes you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself
With a fair amount of black humour
That is well told
Crack open some lovely wine, and cook yourself a fabulous meal
Like to hang out with your mates at the pub
Go out for a long walk to enjoy the quiet of the country
Book yourself a massage and facial, and yes a pedi and mani while you're at it.
Your favourite novel
Your sunglasses and toiletry case
Your ipod and earphones, with an emergency solar powered battery pack.
Your journal and a couple of pens and pencils.
A gourmet home cooked dinner with friends
Night out with mates
A fabulous party!
A masked ball
Whenever the mood moves you
In your knitting den
Here's an interesting quiz for you.