Be sure you don't go over the line.
Hug the ball first.
Don't bring the ball over your head.
Wait for the referee to tell you to throw it.
Try to kick the ball to the outside instead of the middle.
Try to get the ball to the middle.
Use their hands whenever they can.
Kick the ball as high as they can.
You can never, ever go in the big box around the goal (the penalty box).
You should always run to get the ball inbounds.
You should always try to get the ball to the sides.
You can use your arms and hands to keep the defender away as long as you're not shoving or elbowing.
You should stand still so they can get it to you.
You should run inbounds and out of bounds.
You should run and move in a triangle.
You should scream, "Look a pretty bird," to trick defenders.
Make sure you let them get the ball inbounds so that you don't get called for a foul.
"Mark someone," which means that you should make sure you're covering someone.
Scream, "We're #1."
Always try to get the ball to the players in the middle.
Always try to get the ball to players in the wings (the sides).
Always get rid of the ball as slowly as possible.
Never kick it.
Be sure not to make contact; otherwise they'll be called for a foul.
Can only make contact with their feet and only if they're trying to kick the ball.
Make body contact whenever necessary.
Bounce the ball on their head.
Wait until it lands before getting to it.
Wait until it bounces twice before getting to it.
Get to it as soon as possible and use their body, if necessary, to control it.
Get to it as soon as possilbe but only use their feet to control it.
Kick with your shoelaces.
Kick with your toes.
Kick with the side of your foot.
Only kick with your left foot.
Use their hands only if they have permission from their mothers.
Use their hands only inside the big box around the goal.
Go outside the big box around the goal but at that point they can't touch the ball.
Do more jumping jacks than anyone else.
Think quickly at all times.
Look flashy at all times.
Never root for the Yankees.
Be known as great basketball players.
Always aim to be next to the ball.
Always aim spread out, even if it means some players are getting away from the ball.
Pass only if they like the person they're passing to.
Has to wait until the referee tells them to get the ball.
Should go after the ball as soon as the other team makes contact.
Has to wait until two opposing players touch the ball.
Has to wait until the new Twilight movie comes out before touching the ball.