Smarter Than A First Grader

9 Questions | By Shadownight531 | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 611

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A really weird and funny quiz to test your knowledge to see if you are smarter than a first grader.

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1.

Who was the 12th President of the United States
- A.
  
  Barack Obama
- B.
  
  George Washington
- C.
  
  Abraham Lincoln
- D.
  
  Zachary Taylor
2.

Who is the richest man/woman in the world?
- A.
  
  Warren Buffett
- B.
  
  Steve Jobs
- C.
  
  Bill Gates
- D.
  
  Batman
3.

Which number is Obama on list of Presidents.
- A.
  
  100th
- B.
  
  44th
- C.
  
  48th
- D.
  
  50th
4.

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
- A.
  
  300 meters
- B.
  
  100 feet
- C.
  
  Down to the center of the earth.
- D.
  
  Answer not known.
5.

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
- A.
  
  There is none! Are you insane.
- B.
  
  A novel is fictional. A book can be fictional or non-fictional.
- C.
  
  A novel is usually fantasy of fictional.
- D.
  
  To be a novel it must have been written in the 1700's-1900's.
6.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
- A.
  
  Most place it in the reference section.
- B.
  
  Most place it with the children books.
- C.
  
  Most place it in fiction.
- D.
  
  Most place it in non-fiction.
7.

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
- A.
  
  Yes, if everyone else has to.
- B.
  
  No, because they have no hair.
- C.
  
  No, there is a law that says they do not have to wear a hair net.
- D.
  
  Yes, because I say so.
8.

Is chess considered a sport?
- A.
  
  No, but I just farted.
- B.
  
  Yes, because there is a winner and there is only certain amount of time.
- C.
  
  Yes, because it is on ESPN.
- D.
  
  No, because it doesn't involve enough physical activity.
9.

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
- A.
  
  Because it doesn't get as much sun.
- B.
  
  Because the cells in your body tell it not to.
- C.
  
  Because not as much water reaches your arms.
- D.
  
  Because I am perfect.