Smarter Than A First Grader

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Grader Quizzes & Trivia

A really weird and funny quiz to test your knowledge to see if you are smarter than a first grader.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Who was the 12th President of the United States
    • A. 

      Barack Obama

    • B. 

      George Washington

    • C. 

      Abraham Lincoln

    • D. 

      Zachary Taylor

  • 2. 
    Who is the richest man/woman in the world?
    • A. 

      Warren Buffett

    • B. 

      Steve Jobs

    • C. 

      Bill Gates

    • D. 

      Batman

  • 3. 
    Which number is Obama on list of Presidents.
    • A. 

      100th

    • B. 

      44th

    • C. 

      48th

    • D. 

      50th

  • 4. 
    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
    • A. 

      300 meters

    • B. 

      100 feet

    • C. 

      Down to the center of the earth.

    • D. 

      Answer not known.

  • 5. 
    What's the difference between a novel and a book?
    • A. 

      There is none! Are you insane.

    • B. 

      A novel is fictional. A book can be fictional or non-fictional.

    • C. 

      A novel is usually fantasy of fictional.

    • D. 

      To be a novel it must have been written in the 1700's-1900's.

  • 6. 
    In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
    • A. 

      Most place it in the reference section.

    • B. 

      Most place it with the children books.

    • C. 

      Most place it in fiction.

    • D. 

      Most place it in non-fiction.

  • 7. 
    If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
    • A. 

      Yes, if everyone else has to.

    • B. 

      No, because they have no hair.

    • C. 

      No, there is a law that says they do not have to wear a hair net.

    • D. 

      Yes, because I say so.

  • 8. 
    Is chess considered a sport?
    • A. 

      No, but I just farted.

    • B. 

      Yes, because there is a winner and there is only certain amount of time.

    • C. 

      Yes, because it is on ESPN.

    • D. 

      No, because it doesn't involve enough physical activity.

  • 9. 
    Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
    • A. 

      Because it doesn't get as much sun.

    • B. 

      Because the cells in your body tell it not to.

    • C. 

      Because not as much water reaches your arms.

    • D. 

      Because I am perfect.

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