Quiz: Which Jersey Shore Guidette Are You?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 1933

Jersey Shore Quizzes & Trivia

You may be a Jersey Shore fan, but do you know which guidette matches your personality? Take the quiz to find out which Jersey Shore girl you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You’re at the club and a girl says something nasty to your friend. You...
    • A. 

      Get scrappy while trying to keep your cooka from showing.

    • B. 

      Take your earrings out, your shoes off, and clock her in the face.

    • C. 

      Stay out of it. You don’t think she’d get in a fight for YOU.

    • D. 

      Grab your boyfriend and ask what he thinks you should do.

    • E. 

      Try to make peace. You’re just looking to have a good time.

  • 2. 
    You’re dating this new guy and he loses his temper in a jealous rage on a date one night. You...
    • A. 

      Secretly love it and forgive him — but demand he buy you a gift as an apology.

    • B. 

      Tell him off. He wasn’t buff enough for you anyway.

    • C. 

      Decide to give him another chance while you wait for someone better to come along.

    • D. 

      Immediately break it off and stick with flings for a while. Fighting is not a good time.

    • E. 

      Feel oddly more attracted to him...

  • 3. 
    It’s your birthday and you’re throwing a huge party at a local bar. What do you wear?
    • A. 

      Something fun and easy to dance in. Who cares? Get me a drink!

    • B. 

      Whatever helps me get the most attention. Spotlight on me, ASAP.

    • C. 

      It depends. Am I single?

    • D. 

      A short, bright-colored dress with eye-catching earrings. And lots and lots of cleavage.

    • E. 

      Leopard print.

  • 4. 
    If you were asked to describe your friendships, what would you say?
    • A. 

      I like being the center of attention, but I also know when to listen when my friends need me.

    • B. 

      I have lots of friends and I get along with just about everyone. Unless they piss me off.

    • C. 

      I tend to have acquaintances because I am usually closest with my boyfriend...and we like to do everything together.

    • D. 

      I have a few best girlfriends, and we always have each other’s back.

    • E. 

      I like to be friends with guys because girls can be catty and two-faced.

  • 5. 
    What’s your favorite place to go to for a summer vacation?
    • A. 

      Jersey Shore

    • B. 

      Jersey Shore

    • C. 

      Jersey Shore

    • D. 

      Jersey Shore

    • E. 

      Jersey Shore

  • 6. 
    What would you say is your biggest flaw?
    • A. 

      Sometimes I have a hard time taking things seriously and dealing with my emotions.

    • B. 

      I don’t always value myself enough even though I’m smart and talented.

    • C. 

      I have a hard time making changes even when I know they’re the best thing for me.

    • D. 

      I don’t always know when to stop. I can be quite stubborn, too.

    • E. 

      Um...I think I’m great the way I am. [I am a little bit delusional.]

  • 7. 
    What would you say is your greatest strength?
    • A. 

      I don’t take myself too seriously and I have a great sense of humor.

    • B. 

      There are so many. Let’s see...I am good at everything I do. Does that count?

    • C. 

      I’m very forgiving.

    • D. 

      I have a really optimistic outlook; I never let things get me down.

    • E. 

      I’m artistic and creative.

  • 8. 
    What is your dream job?
    • A. 

      I have a bunch of ideas for companies. I’d like to use my creativity and business savvy in whatever I do.

    • B. 

      I would like to be a party planner. No one knows how to party like I do.

    • C. 

      I’d like to be a professional housewife. Maybe even be on one of those Bravo shows.

    • D. 

      Something in public relations, marketing, HR...that sort of thing.

    • E. 

      Nothing that involves too much work. I would probably like to work with kids or animals. Part-time.

  • 9. 
    A cute guy standing next to you at a bar offers to buy you a drink. What do you order?
    • A. 

      Something with vodka. Or whiskey. Or both? Whatever, get me drunk.

    • B. 

      A good beer. Sometimes you just want a beer, you know?

    • C. 

      I’d ask the bartender to surprise me. It’s more fun that way.

    • D. 

      It doesn’t matter as long as I say it loudly — I want to make my boyfriend jealous.

    • E. 

      The fanciest thing I can think of. A cosmo! Yeah, just like in "Sex and the City."

  • 10. 
    You get home from the club and you’re starving. What do you grab from the kitchen?
    • A. 

      Ham sandwich.

    • B. 

      I’m up for anything. If you make it, I’ll eat it.

    • C. 

      Pickles. Pickles. Pickles.

    • D. 

      I’d rather keep drinking.

    • E. 

      I don’t feel like eating. I’m too pissed off about what happened at the club.

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