Which Breaking Bad Character Are You?

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Which Breaking Bad Character Are You?


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  • 1. 
    You've just bought your morning cup of coffee - only to trip and spill it seconds later. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Cry, stamp your feet and generally curse your misfortune

    • B. 

      Take a deep breath and hold your temper - but rage within

    • C. 

      Curse loudly - before going back to the coffee shop to plead for another one

    • D. 

      Curse loudly - before going back to the coffee shop to DEMAND another one

    • E. 

      Shrug it off, make a wisecrack remark, but secretly cry inside

    • F. 

      Smooth talk a passer-by into handing over their delicious hot beverage

    • G. 

      Plot your gradual over-taking of the entire global coffee business, so you can create cups that don't spill

    • H. 

      Shoot the cup. Twice.

  • 2. 
    One day, without warning, your boss tells you the company is 'letting you go'. Do you?
    • A. 

      Hurl insults at your boss and storm out

    • B. 

      React tearfully - and take as much office-owned stationary with you as possible when you leave

    • C. 

      Walk out, say nothing, but when you catch sight of your boss's expensive car later, key it

    • D. 

      Blackmail them into retaining you by hinting at that certain 'relationship' you two have

    • E. 

      Accept the news stoically - but cry about it later

    • F. 

      Sit there, staring at your boss dead eyed, until they crack and re-instate you

    • G. 

      Leave, join a rival company, and gradually build the competitor up until it puts your old workplace out of business

    • H. 

      Smooth-talk the boss in to not only retaining you, but doubling your pay and benefits

  • 3. 
    Which of these things are you most likely to say?
    • A. 

      "I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner. It worked"

    • B. 

      "Shut the f*** up"

    • C. 

      "Back to work"

    • D. 

      "What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?"

    • E. 

      "The worst thing you can do is shut me out"

    • F. 

      "I'm bidding on a new mineral"

    • G. 

      "Say my name"

    • H. 

      "He was naked in a supermarket!"

  • 4. 
    Which of these items are you most likely to have on you?
    • A. 

      A notepad and pen

    • B. 

      Family shopping (and hidden cigarettes)

    • C. 

      Poison

    • D. 

      Snacks

    • E. 

      Home-brew

    • F. 

      Phones, chewing gum and cash

    • G. 

      A massive gun

    • H. 

      Other people's stuff

  • 5. 
    Your greatest flaw is...?
    • A. 

      Acting on impulse

    • B. 

      Bearing grudges

    • C. 

      Refusing to back down

    • D. 

      Never knowing when to shut up

    • E. 

      Ego

    • F. 

      Being a bit nosy

    • G. 

      Trusting others too much

    • H. 

      Not asking others for help

  • 6. 
    Your favourite hobby is...?
    • A. 

      Drinking - and collecting things

    • B. 

      Buying colourful ties

    • C. 

      Doing DIY

    • D. 

      Writing short stories

    • E. 

      Cooking

    • F. 

      Go-Karting

    • G. 

      Gate-crashing house viewings

    • H. 

      Watching people's houses

  • 7. 
    Your favourite food is...?
    • A. 

      Bacon and eggs

    • B. 

      A nice rare steak

    • C. 

      Healthy, low fat stuff

    • D. 

      Chicken

    • E. 

      Sushi

    • F. 

      Home cooked roasts

    • G. 

      BBQ

    • H. 

      Funyuns - and great green beans

  • 8. 
    Someone cuts in line while you're waiting to get in somewhere. Do you...? 
    • A. 

      Yell at them to get to the back of the line

    • B. 

      Stare angrily at them and voice your disapproval under your breath

    • C. 

      Go over and ask them to get to the back of the line

    • D. 

      Go over, order them to leave, and if they don't - smack them in the face

    • E. 

      Steal THEIR place in the line

    • F. 

      Stroll confidently to the front of the line and convince everybody to let you go first instead

    • G. 

      Quietly plot your revenge over many months and years

    • H. 

      Find out where they're parked - and blow their car up

  • 9. 
    A guest at your dinner party insults your cooking. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Tell them to shut up

    • B. 

      Tell them to shut up - then stab them with a fork

    • C. 

      Persuade them that it is in fact their taste-buds that are at fault, after which they apologise, thank you and leave a generous tip

    • D. 

      Never invite them back

    • E. 

      Go off into the kitchen and cry

    • F. 

      Start the most successful restaurant chain in the region, just to prove them wrong

    • G. 

      Laugh it off and return an insult in kind - but secretly you're quite hurt

    • H. 

      Apologise, offer to take it back to the kitchen to change it - then lace their meal with Ricin

  • 10. 
    Your ideal person is...?
    • A. 

      Someone who doesn't nag

    • B. 

      Someone who applies themself...without question

    • C. 

      You

    • D. 

      Someone who doesn't mess up

    • E. 

      Someone who's completely dependable

    • F. 

      Someone who won't rock the boat

    • G. 

      A cool single parent with a cute kid

    • H. 

      Someone who isn't a murdering meth-dealer

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