Let's Check IT Here Now Are You Gay?
"Are you gay? " is an interesting quiz on assessment of whether you are gay or not. The questions are set such that you get an idea of whether you are gay or not depending on the answers you give.
- 1.What if you are walking through a very beautiful field of roses and you see a rose with only 2 thorns, what would you do?
- A.
Drop your pants and start spanking yourself
- B.
Stare at the rose until it is dead and then start crying
- C.
Whisper to the rose that you are secretly gay
- D.
I like men
- 2.
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What do you see?- A.
A man ;)
- B.
A snail with a tight ass
- C.
Dirt... and maybe a future life partner
- D.
A place to smack it
- 3.What do you do in your spare time?
- A.
I like cock
- B.
Give myself a pep talk because I am depressed
- C.
Try to snap chat Jimmy pics of my ass
- D.
Look at dolphins ;)
- 4.Fuck, marry, kill: George Lopez, Dolly (the cloned sheep), Harry Potter.
- A.
Marry Dolly, kill Harry, and fuck George because Harry Potter is for queers
- B.
Fuck them all.
- C.
Kill Dolly, kill George, and fuck Harry hoping that some of his "magic" will cum onto you
- D.
I bet Harry has a massive cock
- 5.You have something in your ass right now.
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 6.You would stab someone just so you can go to prison and get "raped" by hundreds of men.
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 7.
- A.
I just came
- B.
I like MEN ;)
- C.
"I don't have a towel to clean this up. Shit. MOM!!!!!"
- D.
Dolphins are hot
- 8.I love it when _______ licks my _________.
- A.
Shrek, Goats
- B.
John, "Candy Bar" (John is manly)
- C.
Neil, "Banana" (he is so gentle)
- D.
I like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike
- 9.A Jew walks up to you in the park. What do you do?
- A.
Notice the man in the tight black shirt behind him
- B.
Punch him in the face and tell people he has a bomb
- C.
Stare uncontrollably at his queer haircut and imagine cutting it yourself
- D.
I like male Jews
- 10.You have just got out of a club with 20 of your male friends and you invite them back to your pad for the "after party" but your car only fits 5. What do you do?
- A.
I can find room ;)
- B.
See which one is the loosest
- C.
WOW, Channing Tatum looks amazing in Magic Mike
- D.
Grab the shotgun you store in your ass and proceed to kill them all because you aren't gay
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