On A Scale Of 1 To Helen, How Much Of A Mong Are You?

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On A Scale Of 1 To Helen, How Much Of A Mong Are You?

Just a simple quiz to find out how much of a mong you are. . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Can you eat cheese without it having catastrophic consequences in the bathroom?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    Do you often find people laughing at you, usually your 'friends' ?
    • A. 

      All the time!

    • B. 

      Occasionally

    • C. 

      Never

  • 3. 
    When you go out drinking, how often do you embarrass yourself in front of others?
    • A. 

      More than I care to remember

    • B. 

      Many times

    • C. 

      Once or twice!

  • 4. 
    Do you have an outie bellybutton because you are a freak?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 5. 
    Are you a bit of a slut?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No, but people often call me a slut

    • C. 

      I am an angel

  • 6. 
    Do you often chunder on nights out? Whether its before, during or after the club, and then spend the next day in bed till 4pm.
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      I have only done this after taking 5 valiums.

    • C. 

      No!