On A Scale Of 1 To Helen, How Much Of A Mong Are You?
Just a simple quiz to find out how much of a mong you are. . .
Questions and Answers
- 1.
Can you eat cheese without it having catastrophic consequences in the bathroom?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 2.
Do you often find people laughing at you, usually your 'friends' ?
- A.
All the time!
- B.
Occasionally
- C.
Never
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- 3.
When you go out drinking, how often do you embarrass yourself in front of others?
- A.
More than I care to remember
- B.
Many times
- C.
Once or twice!
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- 4.
Do you have an outie bellybutton because you are a freak?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 5.
Are you a bit of a slut?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No, but people often call me a slut
- C.
I am an angel
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- 6.
Do you often chunder on nights out? Whether its before, during or after the club, and then spend the next day in bed till 4pm.
- A.
Yes
- B.
I have only done this after taking 5 valiums.
- C.
No!
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