The Office Television Series Quiz! Trivia

Finish this quote; "I never smile when I can help it. Smiling is a submission signal of monkeys. So whenever someone smiles at me.

Fill in the blank; Dwight: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible  Ryan: Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel. Dwight: Oh temp I like that,...

Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael: It was on company property with company property. So double jeopardy we're fine. Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael.

Kevin: All I want to do is lie on the beach and eat hotdogs.

Dwight; When I was in the 6th grade I was the finalist of our school's spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patal. I misspelled in front of the entire school the word.

Michael: Megan? May we have an Awesome Blossom, please? 

Michael: If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus Stanley: Excuse me? Michael:

Dwight: A thirty-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls...

Dwight: The chimney's in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space, and some structural flaws in the foundation, so, all-in-all

Erin: David Wallace called. Michael: Oh he did, what did he say?    Erin: He heard you made a big splash, at the meeting, oh my God that was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith that put me up to it. Kevin: