1.
Finish this quote; "I never smile when I can help it. Smiling is a submission signal of monkeys. So whenever someone smiles at me.
Correct Answer
C. All I see is a primate, begging for its life.
Explanation
The correct answer is "all I see is a primate, begging for its life." This explanation suggests that the speaker associates smiling with a submissive behavior observed in monkeys. As a result, when someone smiles at the speaker, they lose respect for that person and perceive them as a vulnerable primate pleading for survival. The speaker's reaction is to have the urge to remove the smile by physically assaulting them.
2.
Fill in the blank; Dwight: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible Ryan: Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel. Dwight: Oh temp I like that,...
Correct Answer
Im gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
Explanation
In this conversation, Dwight is expressing his appreciation for Ryan's statement by saying "Oh temp I like that" and then stating his intention to engrave Ryan's statement in a piece of wood. Dwight's response indicates that he finds Ryan's statement clever or insightful, and he wants to memorialize it by engraving it on a physical object.
3.
Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael: It was on company property with company property. So double jeopardy we're fine. Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael.
Correct Answer
what is we're fine
Explanation
The phrase "we're fine" in this context means that the individuals involved believe they are safe or not in any trouble because the incident occurred on company property with company property. They believe that this situation falls under the concept of "double jeopardy," which typically refers to being tried twice for the same offense. However, Ryan's response suggests that Michael's understanding of jeopardy is incorrect, implying that they may not be as safe as they think they are.
4.
Kevin: All I want to do is lie on the beach and eat hotdogs.
Correct Answer
Thats all Ive ever wanted
Explanation
The answer suggests that the person named Kevin's only desire is to relax on the beach and enjoy eating hotdogs. This statement implies that Kevin has a simple and uncomplicated desire, indicating that he does not have any extravagant or ambitious goals in life.
5.
Dwight; When I was in the 6th grade I was the finalist of our school's spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patal. I misspelled in front of the entire school the word.
Correct Answer
B. Failure
Explanation
The correct answer is "failure" because the person is describing a situation where they were a finalist in a spelling bee but ultimately did not succeed. This suggests that they experienced a failure in that particular event.
6.
Michael: Megan? May we have an Awesome Blossom, please?
Correct Answer
Extra awesome
Explanation
Michael is asking Megan for an "Awesome Blossom" and specifically requests it to be "extra awesome." The answer "Extra awesome" is the correct response because it fulfills Michael's request for a higher level of awesomeness in the "Awesome Blossom" dish.
7.
Michael: If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus Stanley: Excuse me? Michael:
Correct Answer
Or the front of the bus or drive the bus
Explanation
The correct answer is "Or the front of the bus or drive the bus." This response is suggesting alternative options for Stanley if he doesn't like the current situation. It implies that Stanley can either move to a different position on the bus (back or front) or take control of the situation by driving the bus himself.
8.
Dwight: A thirty-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls...
Correct Answer
so you couldn't hear the other dead people
Explanation
The correct answer suggests that Dwight wants thicker walls in his coffin so that he cannot hear the voices or sounds of other dead people. This implies that Dwight believes in some sort of afterlife or existence after death, where he wants to avoid any potential disturbances or interactions with other deceased individuals.
9.
Dwight: The chimney's in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space, and some structural flaws in the foundation, so, all-in-all
Correct Answer
it was a pretty fun cocktail party.
Explanation
The answer "it was a pretty fun cocktail party" is sarcastic and meant to be humorous. Dwight is talking about the condition of the chimney, termite damage, and structural flaws, which are all negative things. However, he sarcastically concludes that it was a fun cocktail party, implying that he is making light of the situation and trying to find humor in the negative aspects.
10.
Erin: David Wallace called. Michael: Oh he did, what did he say? Erin: He heard you made a big splash, at the meeting, oh my God that was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith that put me up to it. Kevin:
Correct Answer
Im gonna kill you