Are You An Arctophile?
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Do you think you have a case of arctophilia? Find out if you do - and how severe your condition really is!
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Start this quiz to find your result.
- 1.How many teddy bears do you currently have living with you? You can include all bears in your household.
- A.
More than 5
- B.
1-5
- C.
None. I find them vicious and they smell funny.
- 2.How many teddy bears do you wish lived with you?
- A.
So many I would have a hard time counting them
- B.
At least 6 super cute teddy bears would make life really fun
- C.
I don't want any teddy bears living with me, they steal honey and have fleas.
- 3.Do you name your teddy bear(s)?
- A.
Yes! They all have unique names to match their unique personalities.
- B.
Sometimes, but we usually just call him "Teddy" or "Mr. Bear"
- C.
Why would I name a teddy bear? AND I don't have one. Thank goodness.
- 4.Do you sleep with your teddy bear(s)?
- A.
Every. Single. Night. Weekend naps too. I'll even kick my human partner out of bed for snoring but never my bear.
- B.
Sometimes, if I'm sad or sick. But they have their own special spot to sleep.
- C.
Ewwww! A mangy old bear? Why would I SLEEP with one? Gross.
- 5.If you get a teddy bear for a gift, you:
- A.
Squeal with delight and rush off to find the new bear a little sweater to wear or a special spot to sit where he can see the TV or out the window.
- B.
Smile and hug the bear, glad to have a new furry friend.
- C.
Ask for the receipt so you can return it immediately, or start planning how you can re-gift it to someone you don't really like all that much. You may or may not try to keep the frown off your face as you say, "Oh, a teddy bear."
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