Are You An Arctophile?

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Are You An Arctophile?

Do you think you have a case of arctophilia? Find out if you do - and how severe your condition really is!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many teddy bears do you currently have living with you? You can include all bears in your household.
    • A. 

      More than 5

    • B. 

      1-5

    • C. 

      None. I find them vicious and they smell funny.

  • 2. 
    How many teddy bears do you wish lived with you?
    • A. 

      So many I would have a hard time counting them

    • B. 

      At least 6 super cute teddy bears would make life really fun

    • C. 

      I don't want any teddy bears living with me, they steal honey and have fleas.

  • 3. 
    Do you name your teddy bear(s)?
    • A. 

      Yes! They all have unique names to match their unique personalities.

    • B. 

      Sometimes, but we usually just call him "Teddy" or "Mr. Bear"

    • C. 

      Why would I name a teddy bear? AND I don't have one. Thank goodness.

  • 4. 
    Do you sleep with your teddy bear(s)?
    • A. 

      Every. Single. Night. Weekend naps too. I'll even kick my human partner out of bed for snoring but never my bear.

    • B. 

      Sometimes, if I'm sad or sick. But they have their own special spot to sleep.

    • C. 

      Ewwww! A mangy old bear? Why would I SLEEP with one? Gross.

  • 5. 
    If you get a teddy bear for a gift, you: 
    • A. 

      Squeal with delight and rush off to find the new bear a little sweater to wear or a special spot to sit where he can see the TV or out the window.

    • B. 

      Smile and hug the bear, glad to have a new furry friend.

    • C. 

      Ask for the receipt so you can return it immediately, or start planning how you can re-gift it to someone you don't really like all that much. You may or may not try to keep the frown off your face as you say, "Oh, a teddy bear."

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