Are You An Arctophile?

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Are You An Arctophile? - Quiz

Do you think you have a case of arctophilia? Find out if you do - and how severe your condition really is!


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Raging Arctophile

You are the ultimate Arcophile! When you see a cute, adorable, cuddly teddy bear you are at your happiest, and want as many living with you as possible (you have a lot of love to give them so you don't worry about any bear feeling left out.) You will gladly take them to dinner, on hiking adventures and fun vacations. You probably let your teddy bear pick the movie for movie night - and you always share your popcorn. Your never miss waving hi to the bears at the zoo... and may have your teddy bear with you, waving to them too. 

Arctophile

You are definitely an arctophile. You probably own at least one article of clothing with a teddy bear on it, and have a favorite furry bear friend tucked into your room in a special corner...or even under the covers! You smile when you see teddy bears, and you think every child should have a teddy bear as a first friend in life. 
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many teddy bears do you currently have living with you? You can include all bears in your household.
    • A. 

      More than 5

    • B. 

      1-5

    • C. 

      None. I find them vicious and they smell funny.

  • 2. 
    How many teddy bears do you wish lived with you?
    • A. 

      So many I would have a hard time counting them

    • B. 

      At least 6 super cute teddy bears would make life really fun

    • C. 

      I don't want any teddy bears living with me, they steal honey and have fleas.

  • 3. 
    Do you name your teddy bear(s)?
    • A. 

      Yes! They all have unique names to match their unique personalities.

    • B. 

      Sometimes, but we usually just call him "Teddy" or "Mr. Bear"

    • C. 

      Why would I name a teddy bear? AND I don't have one. Thank goodness.

  • 4. 
    Do you sleep with your teddy bear(s)?
    • A. 

      Every. Single. Night. Weekend naps too. I'll even kick my human partner out of bed for snoring but never my bear.

    • B. 

      Sometimes, if I'm sad or sick. But they have their own special spot to sleep.

    • C. 

      Ewwww! A mangy old bear? Why would I SLEEP with one? Gross.

  • 5. 
    If you get a teddy bear for a gift, you: 
    • A. 

      Squeal with delight and rush off to find the new bear a little sweater to wear or a special spot to sit where he can see the TV or out the window.

    • B. 

      Smile and hug the bear, glad to have a new furry friend.

    • C. 

      Ask for the receipt so you can return it immediately, or start planning how you can re-gift it to someone you don't really like all that much. You may or may not try to keep the frown off your face as you say, "Oh, a teddy bear."

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