Yes, I do.
No, I don't.
I have the people I care for.
I have the close few.
I have a level 6 druid. So, yeah.
My only friends are my brothers-in-arms.
Fine, but I'm watching you.
I'd rather not.
Who are you going to call?
Do you know how to use an Iphone? It's new. Don't drop it, please.
Ask if anyone saw it happen.
Get pissed off and kick in your door.
Look around the area as quickly as possible.
Check to see if they stole anything else.
Shrug it off. Filing a police report takes forever, and it was just a game.
It was probably the cops themselves. Dirty pigs.
GOD DAMN IT. FUCK.
I can't stop to feel sorry for everyone.
We started together, we'll end together.
What do I win?
Let the rock go and motivate the woman.
My rock, my roll. Sorry, sugar.
I'll save you!
I'd try to roll them both up the hill.
I like to watch.
I like to play.
I have a favorite team.
I *am* the team.
I don't care for them.
Only beefheads play that crap. Real men roll dice.
Sports are just another form of cud for the masses to chew.
Laugh. It's in the wrong joke.
Help it as quickly as possible.
Put it out of it's misery.
Watch for awhile. Who knows what it's doing?
Shut the window. It shouldn't be open anyway.
Pick it up when there's no traffic, put it in the grass.
Calmly ask, "What's going on."
Demand both of them leave immediately.
"Oh my god, Sarah. I haven't seen you in forever."
Kill the stranger, fuck your significant other, marry your neighbor.
Blink. Shut the door. Smoke a cigarette. Pack a bag.
I promote the right for people to fuck and marry how ever many people they please.
Get in the car and drive to my mom's house. Text him/her why she did it.
My views should be law.
Everyone has an opinion, it's not my place to judge.
I'm not interested.
A good politician is a dead one.
I have my own views. Talking about them with the right crowd is invigorating.
They're all just money-laundering bald men with personal agendas and the means to oppress the public! Bring down the government now, or suffer.
I prefer to leave politics to comic books.
Yes, if I needed to.
If they did something bad enough, MAYBE.
All three, given the time.
If they are trying to kill me, yes.
I'm not the judge or the juror.
Death to the oppressors!
It is sacred.
I believe in myself first.
I have trust issues in general.
I stopped talking to imaginary friends when I was a kid.
I feel strongly in my beliefs, opinions, and views.
There is no god.
All Powerful beings are what you make them.
It depends on what the circumstance is.
Yes, if it doesn't hurt anybody.
I'll take anything for the cause.
I'll take whatever they have.
No, I didn't earn it.
If it was substantial and no one knew about it.
Apologize and show up to the hospital with a mani-pedi coupon.
Ask if she's alright, get to the hospital and start working out arrangements for her stay with you.
Ask if she's okay, ask about the damage.
Take a picture of the burning house and ask if anyone's seen your dog.
Meet her at the hospital and investigate the reasons why the fire started.
You were there. You got her to the hospital. You stayed with her all night.
You started the fire because she was a fascist sympathizer.
Eat all of the rations in front of them. They're weak.
Share with the child; they have a bigger chance of survival if I care for them.
Share with the old woman. Her wisdom could prove to be the reason we all survive.
Ask if either of them has lotion.
Split the first ration between those two; see if you can catch fish with the second ration.
Hoard one ration without their knowledge. Share the second between the three of you.
Push both of them overboard. The lack of weight will make you go faster. Save the rations for when you need them.
Two seahorses fighting over an expensive vase.
A man dancing on his hands.
Dora the Explorer. She was in Finding Nemo, right?
Aquaman fighting something at the ocean floor.
A blot test to brain wash me.
Being a sheep for the government to control.
Chasing a dream forever.
Not being able to support myself.
Losing my family.
Being unable to protect myself or those I love.
Nothing, someone else would fight for me.
My fists and will to survive.
My fists and expansive knowledge of The Last Airbender.
I would not fight. The aggressor has issues. I will show them strength through accepting their pain.
A martial art called Smith and Wesson.