What Silent Film Are You?

One-size-fits-all, universal equality suits me just fine.

Effective politics require decisive leaders. Like that German guy once said (loosely paraphrasing), sometimes you gotta break the law to make the law.

OK, so maybe no one's ever actually pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, but I dare you to stop me from trying!

Anarchy sounds fun!

Croissant au Beurre, sprinkled with the taste of victory.

I'm really more of a night owl. In fact, I've been sleeping for the past 200 years. I could really go for some bratwurst, though.

Creamed toast and stewed prairie chicken, what else?

Stale peanuts because they taste salty, much like the tears that I shed while dreaming of revenge.

Short and sweet! 

It takes at least 10 reels to understand art.

Just because I'm asleep doesn't mean I'm not concentrating. 

I never forget a face.

Baryshnikov once compared me favorably to a cygnet.

Is a steam engine a talented heat exchanger?

Yes, insofar as dance movement can be instrumentalized for military gain.

The limbs I have, I wield with grace.

Interplanetary capitalism.

Practical jokes.

When my objects of romantic obsessions overcome their deep-seated phobias. 

The prohibition of incest.

I keep 'em laughing. Hard truths are easier to swallow in the form of a joke. 

I enlist others to do my bidding using mind control.

With a combination of scientific invention and my dashing good looks!

Talk is cheap... when you have a monopoly on legitimate violence.