Are You From 'murica?
This will show if you are a no good commie, or a true 'MURICAN.
- 1.
Terrorists attack, what do you do?
- A.
BOMB THEM.
- B.
PRAISE JEBUS.
- C.
What the hell are the above answers saying?
- D.
Make peace with them.
- E.
Join them.
- F.
There's a terror attack going on?
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- 2.
EBIL COMMIES are invading, what do you do?
- A.
There's an invasion going on?
- B.
I SAY NUKE THEM!
- C.
Make peace! This war will be the end of the world!
- D.
WE ARE THE INVADERS! >:3
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- 3.
'Murica
- A.
F*CK YEA!
- B.
What?
- C.
We are horrid to everyone else! Please stop bombing everyone for the sole sake of bombing them!
- D.
No.
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- 4.
Yurp keeps nagging 'Murica about the war. How should 'Murica respond?
- A.
The rest of Europe is nagging?
- B.
See if they have oil, if they do commence OPERATION: DIVINE JUSTICE
- C.
Listen to them!
- D.
Become them.
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- 5.
China is getting stronger, what do we do?
- A.
China exists?
- B.
Preach on how 'Murica should stop trading with them, yet still continue to fuel the need for Chinese goods.
- C.
We are the Chinese.
- D.
Um, I honestly have no clue. Maybe we should, gee I dunno, stop buying stuff from them?
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- 6.
Homysexueals... wutevar.... wanna get murrieds
- A.
Why does this guy have poor grammar?
- B.
BOMB THEM IN TEH NAME OF JEBUS CRISP, GUB, AND THE HOLY HAMBURGER! PRAISE JEBUS!
- C.
Let them get married.
- D.
'Murica, go home, you're drunk.
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- 7.
Did you enjoy the test?
- A.
This was a test?
- B.
'MURICA, F*CK YEAH!
- C.
Its okay, could've been less biased.
- D.
It sucked.
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