Are You From 'murica?

7 Questions | By Murica | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 314

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This will show if you are a no good commie, or a true 'MURICAN.

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True 'Murican!

You don't take nothing from anything, and you enjoy angering them hippies and destroying no good commies.

NO GOOD COMMIE.

Get out of this test you ebil commie!

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Questions and Answers

1.

Terrorists attack, what do you do?
- A.
  
  BOMB THEM.
- B.
  
  PRAISE JEBUS.
- C.
  
  What the hell are the above answers saying?
- D.
  
  Make peace with them.
- E.
  
  Join them.
- F.
  
  There's a terror attack going on?
2.

EBIL COMMIES are invading, what do you do?
- A.
  
  There's an invasion going on?
- B.
  
  I SAY NUKE THEM!
- C.
  
  Make peace! This war will be the end of the world!
- D.
  
  WE ARE THE INVADERS! >:3
3.

'Murica
- A.
  
  F*CK YEA!
- B.
  
  What?
- C.
  
  We are horrid to everyone else! Please stop bombing everyone for the sole sake of bombing them!
- D.
  
  No.
4.

Yurp keeps nagging 'Murica about the war. How should 'Murica respond?
- A.
  
  The rest of Europe is nagging?
- B.
  
  See if they have oil, if they do commence OPERATION: DIVINE JUSTICE
- C.
  
  Listen to them!
- D.
  
  Become them.
5.

China is getting stronger, what do we do?
- A.
  
  China exists?
- B.
  
  Preach on how 'Murica should stop trading with them, yet still continue to fuel the need for Chinese goods.
- C.
  
  We are the Chinese.
- D.
  
  Um, I honestly have no clue. Maybe we should, gee I dunno, stop buying stuff from them?
6.

Homysexueals... wutevar.... wanna get murrieds
- A.
  
  Why does this guy have poor grammar?
- B.
  
  BOMB THEM IN TEH NAME OF JEBUS CRISP, GUB, AND THE HOLY HAMBURGER! PRAISE JEBUS!
- C.
  
  Let them get married.
- D.
  
  'Murica, go home, you're drunk.
7.

Did you enjoy the test?
- A.
  
  This was a test?
- B.
  
  'MURICA, F*CK YEAH!
- C.
  
  Its okay, could've been less biased.
- D.
  
  It sucked.