Are You From 'murica?

7 Questions | Total Attempts: 237

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America Quizzes & Trivia

This will show if you are a no good commie, or a true 'MURICAN.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Terrorists attack, what do you do?
    • A. 

      BOMB THEM.

    • B. 

      PRAISE JEBUS.

    • C. 

      What the hell are the above answers saying?

    • D. 

      Make peace with them.

    • E. 

      Join them.

    • F. 

      There's a terror attack going on?

  • 2. 
    EBIL COMMIES are invading, what do you do?
    • A. 

      There's an invasion going on?

    • B. 

      I SAY NUKE THEM!

    • C. 

      Make peace! This war will be the end of the world!

    • D. 

      WE ARE THE INVADERS! >:3

  • 3. 
    'Murica
    • A. 

      F*CK YEA!

    • B. 

      What?

    • C. 

      We are horrid to everyone else! Please stop bombing everyone for the sole sake of bombing them!

    • D. 

      No.

  • 4. 
    Yurp keeps nagging 'Murica about the war. How should 'Murica respond?
    • A. 

      The rest of Europe is nagging?

    • B. 

      See if they have oil, if they do commence OPERATION: DIVINE JUSTICE

    • C. 

      Listen to them!

    • D. 

      Become them.

  • 5. 
    China is getting stronger, what do we do?
    • A. 

      China exists?

    • B. 

      Preach on how 'Murica should stop trading with them, yet still continue to fuel the need for Chinese goods.

    • C. 

      We are the Chinese.

    • D. 

      Um, I honestly have no clue. Maybe we should, gee I dunno, stop buying stuff from them?

  • 6. 
    Homysexueals... wutevar.... wanna get murrieds
    • A. 

      Why does this guy have poor grammar?

    • B. 

      BOMB THEM IN TEH NAME OF JEBUS CRISP, GUB, AND THE HOLY HAMBURGER! PRAISE JEBUS!

    • C. 

      Let them get married.

    • D. 

      'Murica, go home, you're drunk.

  • 7. 
    Did you enjoy the test?
    • A. 

      This was a test?

    • B. 

      'MURICA, F*CK YEAH!

    • C. 

      Its okay, could've been less biased.

    • D. 

      It sucked.

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