{quiz} Are You A Beyonce, A Solange, Or A Jay-Z?

Listen closely. Allow her to talk and cry. Then, help her calm down. For all she knows that woman in the photo could be a relative.

Help her puncture his tires. He has no idea who he messed with!

Remind her of my advice not to date him in the first place. I told her so! It was clear from the beginning he was a player.

Casually drop hints regarding the other employee’s incompetence. Look for mistakes they’ve made and slyly drop evidence of their errors on my boss’ plate. It’s about survival!

Work hard and stay focused while keeping my LinkedIn profile updated. You can’t control the future but you can always be prepared for it.

Write a respectful email to my boss reminding her of my many years as a valued employee. Bringing up that big project I leaded last quarter also isn’t a bad idea.

At least 5. For some reason, people always want to fight me.

I can’t think of anything anyone could ever do to make me resort to violence.

Usually, I try to talk my way out of any physical altercations. Violence is not the answer. If necessary, however, I’m not afraid to throw some blows.

Blurt out the correct solution. Every one looks at me with admiration. Feels good.

I pretend to be as confused as the other students. Eventually, the teacher writes the answer on the chalkboard. Crises averted.

I raise my hand, walk up to the teacher, take the chalk from her hand, and solve the problem on the board. Now, everyone will know how to solve this problem in the future.