North Dakota Null Hypothesis Brain Damage Inventory

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1. I would enjoy the work of a herpetologist.

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The 80 item NDNI, which resembles the popluar Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory,  was distributed as a typescript in the early 1980s.  Though headlined "all rights reserved", no author or copyright date has been preserved in any copy available.  If anyone complains, this version will be removed.  As originally distributed, there was... see moreno answer key.  After extensive research, Dr. Zachary Smith has developed this version which, as the title promises, will almost certainly diagnose some type of mental infirmity if the respondent is stubborn enough to complete the form.  Warning!  Dr. Smith is neither a professional doctor nor a professional comedian, so if you go any further, you're on your own. . . see less

2. It makes me angry to have people bury me.

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3. I wish I were as sick as a great genius.

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4. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.

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5. I seldom use greasy kids stuff.

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6. I like mannish children.

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7. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears.

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8. I have taken shoe polish to excess.

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9. Policemen love me.

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10. Sometimes I find it hard to conceal the fact that I'm not angry.

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11. I am not afraid of picking up doorknobs.

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12. Recently, I have been getting shorter.

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13. My parents faced catastrophe with a song.

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14. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.

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15. Plaid Stamps are better than Green Stamps.

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16. People who break the law are wise guys.

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17. I don't like it when somebody is rotten.

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18. Nothing is happening, just as Schopenhauer predicted.

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19. My teeth sometimes leave my body.

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20. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.

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21. My eyes are always cold.

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22. I would never shake hands with a gardener.

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23. As a child I was deprived of licorice.

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24. A wide necktie is a sign of disease.

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25. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.

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26. I have an uncontrollable urge to fondle other people's teeth.

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27. Halitosis is part of my style.

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28. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.

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29. My name is spelled with two S's.

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30. I am never startled by a fish.

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31. I hate orgies.

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32. Most people vomit out of spite.

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33. Frantic screams make me nervous.

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34. I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.

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35. Parts of my body crawl away.

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36. I am afraid of finding myself in a drawer or some other compromising place.

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37. I believe that I smell as good as most people.

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38. Chiclets make me sweat.

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39. I believe in afterbirth.

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40. When I look down from a high place I want to spit.

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41. I am frequently afraid to cross the street.

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42. Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and avairys.

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43. My sex life is A-OK.

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44. Spinach makes me feel alone.

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45. God is love.

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46. I never dream about real things.

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47. I often use the word "feh".

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48. I somtimes believe that my earlobes are longer than those of other people.

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49. I am anxious in rooms that have hairy walls.

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50. Some people never look at me.

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51. I prefer spiders to lima beans.

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52. Sometimes I think God is a Fink.

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53. I hate chopped liver.

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54. As an infant, I had very few hobbies.

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55. People who go into the street are apt to be bitten by a horse.

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56. At times I am very afraid that my toes will fall off.

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57. My father was a good woman.

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58. I think most people would cry to gain a point.

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59. I often lie to make myself obnoxious.

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60. I got my job through the New York Times.

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61. I rarely think before I eat.

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62. I do most of my reading on the toilet.

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63. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.

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64. I am bored by thoughts of death.

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65. I cannot read or write.

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66. Often, I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.

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67. I salivate at the sight of mittens.

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68. I get nauseous from too much skating.

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69. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.

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70. Most people are not as old as they think they are.

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71. Cousins are not to be trusted.

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72. Burning buildings make me snigger.

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73. I like to kill mosquitoes.

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74. I read the editorials in the J. Clinical Hypnosis every month.

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75. Dirty stories make me think about sex.

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I would enjoy the work of a herpetologist.
It makes me angry to have people bury me.
I wish I were as sick as a great genius.
I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.
I seldom use greasy kids stuff.
I like mannish children.
I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears.
I have taken shoe polish to excess.
Policemen love me.
Sometimes I find it hard to conceal the fact that I'm not angry.
I am not afraid of picking up doorknobs.
Recently, I have been getting shorter.
My parents faced catastrophe with a song.
I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.
Plaid Stamps are better than Green Stamps.
People who break the law are wise guys.
I don't like it when somebody is rotten.
Nothing is happening, just as Schopenhauer predicted.
My teeth sometimes leave my body.
Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.
My eyes are always cold.
I would never shake hands with a gardener.
As a child I was deprived of licorice.
A wide necktie is a sign of disease.
I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.
I have an uncontrollable urge to fondle other people's teeth.
Halitosis is part of my style.
It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in...
My name is spelled with two S's.
I am never startled by a fish.
I hate orgies.
Most people vomit out of spite.
Frantic screams make me nervous.
I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.
Parts of my body crawl away.
I am afraid of finding myself in a drawer or some other compromising...
I believe that I smell as good as most people.
Chiclets make me sweat.
I believe in afterbirth.
When I look down from a high place I want to spit.
I am frequently afraid to cross the street.
Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and avairys.
My sex life is A-OK.
Spinach makes me feel alone.
God is love.
I never dream about real things.
I often use the word "feh".
I somtimes believe that my earlobes are longer than those of other...
I am anxious in rooms that have hairy walls.
Some people never look at me.
I prefer spiders to lima beans.
Sometimes I think God is a Fink.
I hate chopped liver.
As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
People who go into the street are apt to be bitten by a horse.
At times I am very afraid that my toes will fall off.
My father was a good woman.
I think most people would cry to gain a point.
I often lie to make myself obnoxious.
I got my job through the New York Times.
I rarely think before I eat.
I do most of my reading on the toilet.
I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
I am bored by thoughts of death.
I cannot read or write.
Often, I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.
I salivate at the sight of mittens.
I get nauseous from too much skating.
Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
Most people are not as old as they think they are.
Cousins are not to be trusted.
Burning buildings make me snigger.
I like to kill mosquitoes.
I read the editorials in the J. Clinical Hypnosis every month.
Dirty stories make me think about sex.
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