Which Member Of The South Philly Flophouse Are You?
Rich, Kev, Jamie and Ryan. You love them all equally, but which one are YOU?
- 1.It's Halloween night. You are likely thinking:
- A.
Trick or Treaters are knocking at 5 p.m., like, are you serious, the sun is still out, give me a goddamn brea- HOLD ON, I'M COMING, LET ME JUST GET THE CANDY.
- B.
Why is no one knocking on our door? Do they know we've got an assload of candy? Screw this, I'm sitting outside.
- C.
Let's go down to the basement and turn the lights out and burn some candles and have a séance. Anyone got a Ouija board?
- D.
Guys, I bought these Starburst-flavored candy corn, let's give em a shot.
- E.
Who cares.
- 2.It's Friday night and we're all chilling with the usual crew and some new people. Your turn to put a record on. What do you choose?
- A.
Hmm..... Creedence!
- B.
Hmm, well, let's see, depends on who's all here and how the mood is. I'd love to put on Songs From The Big Chair but there are some lulls and I don't know how new wave would go over right now. Ehhhhh, too much pressure, I'll pass.
- C.
Husker Du! Gimme some notches!
- D.
Put on that Japandroids jawn. TEAR IT UP!
- E.
Don't care. I'm going to hate it regardless.
- 3.It's happy hour at Fountain Porter and everything's $1.50 off! What are you drinking?
- A.
Can't beat $1.50 Kenzingers. Don't wanna spend more than 10 bucks in this place.
- B.
Nugget Nectar first, then I'll probably move to Kenzingers.
- C.
I don't do happy hours.
- D.
Nugget Nectar! TEAR IT UP!
- E.
Fancy IPA first, then a Kenzinger. I'll take a burger and fries, too. Oh, Amanda's getting a cheese plate? Can I have some of that, too?
- 4.Saturday morning after a long night of partying. What are you doing?
- A.
*loud snoring*
- B.
My body is wired to wake up early so I better use this alone time wisely.
- C.
Gonna pretend to sleep until I hear some activity downstairs then head on down and wrestle someone.
- D.
Grinding some java beans, making some coffee and cooking up a Frittata with some fancy ass cheese, organic bacon and awesome produce. Gonna be a good ass day.
- E.
Hiding in the bathroom then I'm gonna watch someone shower >:)
- 5.You get into an argument with someone over something dumb and trivial that will be forgotten by tomorrow. How are you reacting right now, though?
- A.
Let's just high five and move on.
- B.
Uh, what did I do?
- C.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my room.
- D.
YO, DO NOT TOUCH ME! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
- E.
Whatever.
- 6.Movie time! Let's watch:
- A.
Hellraiser V? Please? Whatever, just nothing longer than 90 minutes.
- B.
Before we do that, let me Chromecast this YouTube video someone just sent me.
- C.
101 Dalmations. Or any Disney movie. But not Hunchback of Notre Dame, for fuck sake.
- D.
Hunchback of Notre Dame!
- E.
Movie, TV show, blank screen, who cares. I'm not going to pay attention regardless
- 7.Snow? Fuck. How are you getting to work?
- A.
I won't even know if I have to come in to work until I have to walk to the bus stop. This sucks.
- B.
I'll take SEPTA, but I probably don't even have to come in.
- C.
SEP- Oh, wait, nevermind, we're closed today. Is the liquor store open?
- D.
Workin' from home. There is no reason for anyone to travel when there's snow.
- E.
I don't have a job.
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