Trick or Treaters are knocking at 5 p.m., like, are you serious, the sun is still out, give me a goddamn brea- HOLD ON, I'M COMING, LET ME JUST GET THE CANDY.
Why is no one knocking on our door? Do they know we've got an assload of candy? Screw this, I'm sitting outside.
Let's go down to the basement and turn the lights out and burn some candles and have a séance. Anyone got a Ouija board?
Guys, I bought these Starburst-flavored candy corn, let's give em a shot.
Hmm, well, let's see, depends on who's all here and how the mood is. I'd love to put on Songs From The Big Chair but there are some lulls and I don't know how new wave would go over right now. Ehhhhh, too much pressure, I'll pass.
Husker Du! Gimme some notches!
Put on that Japandroids jawn. TEAR IT UP!
Don't care. I'm going to hate it regardless.
Can't beat $1.50 Kenzingers. Don't wanna spend more than 10 bucks in this place.
Nugget Nectar first, then I'll probably move to Kenzingers.
I don't do happy hours.
Nugget Nectar! TEAR IT UP!
Fancy IPA first, then a Kenzinger. I'll take a burger and fries, too. Oh, Amanda's getting a cheese plate? Can I have some of that, too?
My body is wired to wake up early so I better use this alone time wisely.
Gonna pretend to sleep until I hear some activity downstairs then head on down and wrestle someone.
Grinding some java beans, making some coffee and cooking up a Frittata with some fancy ass cheese, organic bacon and awesome produce. Gonna be a good ass day.
Hiding in the bathroom then I'm gonna watch someone shower >:)
Let's just high five and move on.
Uh, what did I do?
If anyone needs me I'll be in my room.
YO, DO NOT TOUCH ME! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Hellraiser V? Please? Whatever, just nothing longer than 90 minutes.
Before we do that, let me Chromecast this YouTube video someone just sent me.
101 Dalmations. Or any Disney movie. But not Hunchback of Notre Dame, for fuck sake.
Hunchback of Notre Dame!
Movie, TV show, blank screen, who cares. I'm not going to pay attention regardless
I won't even know if I have to come in to work until I have to walk to the bus stop. This sucks.
I'll take SEPTA, but I probably don't even have to come in.
SEP- Oh, wait, nevermind, we're closed today. Is the liquor store open?
Workin' from home. There is no reason for anyone to travel when there's snow.
I don't have a job.