Which Member Of The South Philly Flophouse Are You?

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Rich, Kev, Jamie and Ryan. You love them all equally, but which one are YOU?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It's Halloween night. You are likely thinking:
    • A. 

      Trick or Treaters are knocking at 5 p.m., like, are you serious, the sun is still out, give me a goddamn brea- HOLD ON, I'M COMING, LET ME JUST GET THE CANDY.

    • B. 

      Why is no one knocking on our door? Do they know we've got an assload of candy? Screw this, I'm sitting outside.

    • C. 

      Let's go down to the basement and turn the lights out and burn some candles and have a séance. Anyone got a Ouija board?

    • D. 

      Guys, I bought these Starburst-flavored candy corn, let's give em a shot.

    • E. 

      Who cares.

  • 2. 
    It's Friday night and we're all chilling with the usual crew and some new people. Your turn to put a record on. What do you choose?
    • A. 

      Hmm..... Creedence!

    • B. 

      Hmm, well, let's see, depends on who's all here and how the mood is. I'd love to put on Songs From The Big Chair but there are some lulls and I don't know how new wave would go over right now. Ehhhhh, too much pressure, I'll pass.

    • C. 

      Husker Du! Gimme some notches!

    • D. 

      Put on that Japandroids jawn. TEAR IT UP!

    • E. 

      Don't care. I'm going to hate it regardless.

  • 3. 
    It's happy hour at Fountain Porter and everything's $1.50 off! What are you drinking?
    • A. 

      Can't beat $1.50 Kenzingers. Don't wanna spend more than 10 bucks in this place.

    • B. 

      Nugget Nectar first, then I'll probably move to Kenzingers.

    • C. 

      I don't do happy hours.

    • D. 

      Nugget Nectar! TEAR IT UP!

    • E. 

      Fancy IPA first, then a Kenzinger. I'll take a burger and fries, too. Oh, Amanda's getting a cheese plate? Can I have some of that, too?

  • 4. 
    Saturday morning after a long night of partying. What are you doing?
    • A. 

      *loud snoring*

    • B. 

      My body is wired to wake up early so I better use this alone time wisely.

    • C. 

      Gonna pretend to sleep until I hear some activity downstairs then head on down and wrestle someone.

    • D. 

      Grinding some java beans, making some coffee and cooking up a Frittata with some fancy ass cheese, organic bacon and awesome produce. Gonna be a good ass day.

    • E. 

      Hiding in the bathroom then I'm gonna watch someone shower >:)

  • 5. 
    You get into an argument with someone over something dumb and trivial that will be forgotten by tomorrow. How are you reacting right now, though?
    • A. 

      Let's just high five and move on.

    • B. 

      Uh, what did I do?

    • C. 

      If anyone needs me I'll be in my room.

    • D. 

      YO, DO NOT TOUCH ME! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

    • E. 

      Whatever.

  • 6. 
    Movie time! Let's watch:
    • A. 

      Hellraiser V? Please? Whatever, just nothing longer than 90 minutes.

    • B. 

      Before we do that, let me Chromecast this YouTube video someone just sent me.

    • C. 

      101 Dalmations. Or any Disney movie. But not Hunchback of Notre Dame, for fuck sake.

    • D. 

      Hunchback of Notre Dame!

    • E. 

      Movie, TV show, blank screen, who cares. I'm not going to pay attention regardless

  • 7. 
    Snow? Fuck. How are you getting to work?
    • A. 

      I won't even know if I have to come in to work until I have to walk to the bus stop. This sucks.

    • B. 

      I'll take SEPTA, but I probably don't even have to come in.

    • C. 

      SEP- Oh, wait, nevermind, we're closed today. Is the liquor store open?

    • D. 

      Workin' from home. There is no reason for anyone to travel when there's snow.

    • E. 

      I don't have a job.

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