Which Member Of The South Philly Flophouse Are You?

7 Questions | By Coleman.richardm | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 120

Rich, Kev, Jamie and Ryan. You love them all equally, but which one are YOU?

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Rich

You are RICH. Rich is the designated "point person" of the house (He talks to the landlord when the roof is leaking). He's the youngest in the house, overly-sensitive (especially when drunk) and has had the same haircut since middle school. He gets up for work at 5 am (!) and frequently doesn't have cash on him. He takes great pride in owning a SEPTA TrailPass and prefers to read comic books in trade paperback format, rather than single issues. He cleans his room once a year. He once stole various bags of chips and finger foods from the crew that worked on the Geico Super Bowl commercial. He loves doing karaoke, even when he apologizes to the crowd for doing Til Tuesday songs.

Ryan

You are RYAN. Ryan is the easiest to get along with in the house and is rarely in a bad mood. To quote his little brother, "Ryan was always the cool guy growing up." A cigarette and a PBR is really all Ryan needs to have a good night. Ryan is a librarian, very well-read, and knows much about art and literature. He dreams of having a week where he will actually stay inside and be content with not going out and spending money. He loves his cat Plaxico, though he often wonders if she loves him back. When using other people's laptops, he will often touch the screen, thinking it's a touchscreen. He once referred to a Playstation 3 as an "Nintendo-Box." He has the most nicknames out of all the housemates.

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Questions and Answers

1.

It's Halloween night. You are likely thinking:
- A.
  
  Trick or Treaters are knocking at 5 p.m., like, are you serious, the sun is still out, give me a goddamn brea- HOLD ON, I'M COMING, LET ME JUST GET THE CANDY.
- B.
  
  Why is no one knocking on our door? Do they know we've got an assload of candy? Screw this, I'm sitting outside.
- C.
  
  Let's go down to the basement and turn the lights out and burn some candles and have a séance. Anyone got a Ouija board?
- D.
  
  Guys, I bought these Starburst-flavored candy corn, let's give em a shot.
- E.
  
  Who cares.
2.

It's Friday night and we're all chilling with the usual crew and some new people. Your turn to put a record on. What do you choose?
- A.
  
  Hmm..... Creedence!
- B.
  
  Hmm, well, let's see, depends on who's all here and how the mood is. I'd love to put on Songs From The Big Chair but there are some lulls and I don't know how new wave would go over right now. Ehhhhh, too much pressure, I'll pass.
- C.
  
  Husker Du! Gimme some notches!
- D.
  
  Put on that Japandroids jawn. TEAR IT UP!
- E.
  
  Don't care. I'm going to hate it regardless.
3.

It's happy hour at Fountain Porter and everything's $1.50 off! What are you drinking?
- A.
  
  Can't beat $1.50 Kenzingers. Don't wanna spend more than 10 bucks in this place.
- B.
  
  Nugget Nectar first, then I'll probably move to Kenzingers.
- C.
  
  I don't do happy hours.
- D.
  
  Nugget Nectar! TEAR IT UP!
- E.
  
  Fancy IPA first, then a Kenzinger. I'll take a burger and fries, too. Oh, Amanda's getting a cheese plate? Can I have some of that, too?
4.

Saturday morning after a long night of partying. What are you doing?
- A.
  
  *loud snoring*
- B.
  
  My body is wired to wake up early so I better use this alone time wisely.
- C.
  
  Gonna pretend to sleep until I hear some activity downstairs then head on down and wrestle someone.
- D.
  
  Grinding some java beans, making some coffee and cooking up a Frittata with some fancy ass cheese, organic bacon and awesome produce. Gonna be a good ass day.
- E.
  
  Hiding in the bathroom then I'm gonna watch someone shower >:)
5.

You get into an argument with someone over something dumb and trivial that will be forgotten by tomorrow. How are you reacting right now, though?
- A.
  
  Let's just high five and move on.
- B.
  
  Uh, what did I do?
- C.
  
  If anyone needs me I'll be in my room.
- D.
  
  YO, DO NOT TOUCH ME! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
- E.
  
  Whatever.
6.

Movie time! Let's watch:
- A.
  
  Hellraiser V? Please? Whatever, just nothing longer than 90 minutes.
- B.
  
  Before we do that, let me Chromecast this YouTube video someone just sent me.
- C.
  
  101 Dalmations. Or any Disney movie. But not Hunchback of Notre Dame, for fuck sake.
- D.
  
  Hunchback of Notre Dame!
- E.
  
  Movie, TV show, blank screen, who cares. I'm not going to pay attention regardless
7.

Snow? Fuck. How are you getting to work?
- A.
  
  I won't even know if I have to come in to work until I have to walk to the bus stop. This sucks.
- B.
  
  I'll take SEPTA, but I probably don't even have to come in.
- C.
  
  SEP- Oh, wait, nevermind, we're closed today. Is the liquor store open?
- D.
  
  Workin' from home. There is no reason for anyone to travel when there's snow.
- E.
  
  I don't have a job.

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