Which Zimbio Quiz Should You Take?

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Answers the critical question of our age: WHICH ZIMBIO QUIZ SHOULD YOU TAKE.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which of these most interests you?
    • A. 

      Wasting time on the internet.

    • B. 

      Getting bad dating advice.

    • C. 

      Vague pop culture references.

    • D. 

      Sexism.

  • 2. 
    What do you spend most of your time doing?
    • A. 

      Engaging in ritualistic brain cell suicide.

    • B. 

      Masturbating and dreaming of sex.

    • C. 

      Consuming media.

    • D. 

      Singing and dancing.

  • 3. 
    What did you want to be when you grew up?
    • A. 

      Rich.

    • B. 

      Pregnant.

    • C. 

      Anywhere but here, doing anything but this.

    • D. 

      In deep, well sort of...in shallow and quickly dissolving love with a guy I just met.

  • 4. 
    What type of underwear do you prefer?
    • A. 

      Underwear?

    • B. 

      Sexy, lacy panties.

    • C. 

      Spiderman spanks.

    • D. 

      I would never tell...that's personal.

  • 5. 
    What would you be most likely to study in college?
    • A. 

      My lab partner's tits.

    • B. 

      Poor decisions while consuming alcohol.

    • C. 

      Liberal Arts.

    • D. 

      Colleges are too big to fit in the kitchen.

  • 6. 
    What is your favorite animal?
    • A. 

      A cat.

    • B. 

      A wild vagina.

    • C. 

      A dragon.

    • D. 

      Overly cooperative birds and chipmunks and shit.

  • 7. 
    What is your favorite sexy move?
    • A. 

      Condescension and negging.

    • B. 

      Passive aggressive drunken Facebook posts.

    • C. 

      Demonstrating sweet hand to hand combat skills.

    • D. 

      Singing and dancing in a home-erotic fashion.

  • 8. 
    Why are you taking this quiz?
    • A. 

      I genuinely cannot decide which Zimbio quiz to take.

    • B. 

      I am a lemming.

    • C. 

      I was dropped on the head as a small child.

    • D. 

      I like trees and flowers and irritating ALL of my friends.