Which Zimbio Quiz Should You Take?
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Answers the critical question of our age: WHICH ZIMBIO QUIZ SHOULD YOU TAKE.
- 1.Which of these most interests you?
- A.
Wasting time on the internet.
- B.
Getting bad dating advice.
- C.
Vague pop culture references.
- D.
Sexism.
- 2.What do you spend most of your time doing?
- A.
Engaging in ritualistic brain cell suicide.
- B.
Masturbating and dreaming of sex.
- C.
Consuming media.
- D.
Singing and dancing.
- 3.What did you want to be when you grew up?
- A.
Rich.
- B.
Pregnant.
- C.
Anywhere but here, doing anything but this.
- D.
In deep, well sort of...in shallow and quickly dissolving love with a guy I just met.
- 4.What type of underwear do you prefer?
- A.
Underwear?
- B.
Sexy, lacy panties.
- C.
Spiderman spanks.
- D.
I would never tell...that's personal.
- 5.What would you be most likely to study in college?
- A.
My lab partner's tits.
- B.
Poor decisions while consuming alcohol.
- C.
Liberal Arts.
- D.
Colleges are too big to fit in the kitchen.
- 6.What is your favorite animal?
- A.
A cat.
- B.
A wild vagina.
- C.
A dragon.
- D.
Overly cooperative birds and chipmunks and shit.
- 7.What is your favorite sexy move?
- A.
Condescension and negging.
- B.
Passive aggressive drunken Facebook posts.
- C.
Demonstrating sweet hand to hand combat skills.
- D.
Singing and dancing in a home-erotic fashion.
- 8.Why are you taking this quiz?
- A.
I genuinely cannot decide which Zimbio quiz to take.
- B.
I am a lemming.
- C.
I was dropped on the head as a small child.
- D.
I like trees and flowers and irritating ALL of my friends.
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