Which Zimbio Quiz Should You Take?

8 Questions | By CannibalisticOra | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 1197

Which Zimbio Quiz Should You Take? - Quiz

Answers the critical question of our age: WHICH ZIMBIO QUIZ SHOULD YOU TAKE.

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Questions and Answers

1.

Which of these most interests you?
- A.
  
  Wasting time on the internet.
- B.
  
  Getting bad dating advice.
- C.
  
  Vague pop culture references.
- D.
  
  Sexism.
2.

What do you spend most of your time doing?
- A.
  
  Engaging in ritualistic brain cell suicide.
- B.
  
  Masturbating and dreaming of sex.
- C.
  
  Consuming media.
- D.
  
  Singing and dancing.
3.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
- A.
  
  Rich.
- B.
  
  Pregnant.
- C.
  
  Anywhere but here, doing anything but this.
- D.
  
  In deep, well sort of...in shallow and quickly dissolving love with a guy I just met.
4.

What type of underwear do you prefer?
- A.
  
  Underwear?
- B.
  
  Sexy, lacy panties.
- C.
  
  Spiderman spanks.
- D.
  
  I would never tell...that's personal.
5.

What would you be most likely to study in college?
- A.
  
  My lab partner's tits.
- B.
  
  Poor decisions while consuming alcohol.
- C.
  
  Liberal Arts.
- D.
  
  Colleges are too big to fit in the kitchen.
6.

What is your favorite animal?
- A.
  
  A cat.
- B.
  
  A wild vagina.
- C.
  
  A dragon.
- D.
  
  Overly cooperative birds and chipmunks and shit.
7.

What is your favorite sexy move?
- A.
  
  Condescension and negging.
- B.
  
  Passive aggressive drunken Facebook posts.
- C.
  
  Demonstrating sweet hand to hand combat skills.
- D.
  
  Singing and dancing in a home-erotic fashion.
8.

Why are you taking this quiz?
- A.
  
  I genuinely cannot decide which Zimbio quiz to take.
- B.
  
  I am a lemming.
- C.
  
  I was dropped on the head as a small child.
- D.
  
  I like trees and flowers and irritating ALL of my friends.