Wasting time on the internet.
Getting bad dating advice.
Vague pop culture references.
Engaging in ritualistic brain cell suicide.
Masturbating and dreaming of sex.
Singing and dancing.
Anywhere but here, doing anything but this.
In deep, well sort of...in shallow and quickly dissolving love with a guy I just met.
Sexy, lacy panties.
I would never tell...that's personal.
My lab partner's tits.
Poor decisions while consuming alcohol.
Colleges are too big to fit in the kitchen.
A wild vagina.
Overly cooperative birds and chipmunks and shit.
Condescension and negging.
Passive aggressive drunken Facebook posts.
Demonstrating sweet hand to hand combat skills.
Singing and dancing in a home-erotic fashion.
I genuinely cannot decide which Zimbio quiz to take.
I am a lemming.
I was dropped on the head as a small child.
I like trees and flowers and irritating ALL of my friends.