Quiz: What Species Of Animal Are You?

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YOU'RE A HUMAN!

You are a human or Homo sapiens. You can read, reason, and use a computer. You are smarter than many of the organisms around you. You like taking online tests because, to you, unlike the ant, being productive is overrated!
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When you look at the night sky, what do you see?
    • A. 

      The beauty of the universe.

    • B. 

      How small I am.

    • C. 

      God.

  • 2. 
    What is your favorite color?
    • A. 

      Red

    • B. 

      Purple

    • C. 

      Black

    • D. 

      Other

  • 3. 
    What is your relationship with your parents like?
    • A. 

      I got out from under them as soon as I could (or will, as soon as I can).

    • B. 

      I love them now and forever, and I cherish every second I have with them.

    • C. 

      They raised me well and I love them, but I'm happy to only see them on holidays.

    • D. 

      I never knew my parents.

  • 4. 
    What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    • A. 

      Chocolate

    • B. 

      Vanilla

    • C. 

      Sea salt caramel

    • D. 

      Other

  • 5. 
    Where do you think you'll go when you die?
    • A. 

      Heaven

    • B. 

      Hell

    • C. 

      The dirt

    • D. 

      I really don't care -- I'll be dead

  • 6. 
    When's the last time you groomed (or had groomed) your eyebrows?
    • A. 

      Today

    • B. 

      This week

    • C. 

      This month

    • D. 

      This year

    • E. 

      Never

  • 7. 
    Do you believe abortion is morally acceptable?
    • A. 

      No, all life is sacred

    • B. 

      Yes, but ONLY in circumstances of imminent danger to the mother

    • C. 

      Yes, with sensible limits

    • D. 

      Why wouldn't it be?

  • 8. 
    What's your favorite kind of pet?
    • A. 

      Cat

    • B. 

      Dog

    • C. 

      Reptile

    • D. 

      Other

  • 9. 
    Are you living up to your own expectations of yourself?
    • A. 

      I'm proud of where I've come in life. I made it.

    • B. 

      I haven't gotten where I want to yet, but I truly feel that I'm on the right track, and I have no regrets.

    • C. 

      I wish I could try a little harder, focus a little stronger, or live a little better. I feel like everything is right there for the taking but for some reason, I'm holding myself back.

    • D. 

      I'm struggling with a lot right now, and my life feels like it's out of my control. Maybe it's not my fault, maybe it is, but there's nothing I feel I can do about it.

    • E. 

      I've failed myself.

  • 10. 
    Do you miss the '80s?
    • A. 

      Every day of my life!

    • B. 

      No way, I'm glad they're long gone.

    • C. 

      Same shit, different decade.

    • D. 

      Thanks to the internet, I never feel like they're gone.

    • E. 

      I wasn't even alive in the '80s!

    • F. 

      Wait, the '80s were THAT long ago? I feel old!

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