Have a little cry.
Mindlessly goosestep around until someone comes to help.
Do a shit on it.
Set fire to it.
Summon an eldritch spirit to open it for you.
Eat it all yourself, like a fucking greedy Kraut pig.
Go out and buy a cabbage.
Turn it into a stack of beets with magic.
Stamp your little German foot and swear magnificently.
Put it to the back of your mind as you realize you've just burned the applenschlockenspirrenzaat (dessert).
Adopt every aspect of Hitler so that you can die and he can slip away to Argentina.
Do a shit on them.
March right down to that beach and kick das sandenschplitzen in their faces.
Pretend to be Fiji.
Turn yourself into Fiji with magic.
The still-beating heart of Winston Churchill.
A new pair of jack boots.
A new identity and a one-way zeppelin ticket to Gwam.
The book of "How to Speak French", translated into French.
Someone to do a shit on.
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