Which Nazi Pastime Are You?

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Goosestepping? Book burning? Ruining the Olymipics? Which Nazi pastime are you? Take the quiz and find out!

Questions and Answers

1.

Which Toy Story character do you relate to the most?
- A.
  
  Sid, the awful child from next door.
- B.
  
  Sid, the awful child from next door.
2.

If you were locked out of your Panzer Tank, what would you do?
- A.
  
  Have a little cry.
- B.
  
  Mindlessly goosestep around until someone comes to help.
- C.
  
  Do a shit on it.
- D.
  
  Set fire to it.
- E.
  
  Summon an eldritch spirit to open it for you.
3.

The Hitlers are coming over for dinner and (oh no!), you just realized you've cooked schweinerblitzen for your guests, forgetting that they're vegetarians! What do you do?
- A.
  
  Eat it all yourself, like a fucking greedy Kraut pig.
- B.
  
  Go out and buy a cabbage.
- C.
  
  Turn it into a stack of beets with magic.
- D.
  
  Stamp your little German foot and swear magnificently.
- E.
  
  Put it to the back of your mind as you realize you've just burned the applenschlockenspirrenzaat (dessert).
4.

Oh noes! The Allies are landing at Normandy! What do you do?
- A.
  
  Adopt every aspect of Hitler so that you can die and he can slip away to Argentina.
- B.
  
  Do a shit on them.
- C.
  
  March right down to that beach and kick das sandenschplitzen in their faces.
- D.
  
  Pretend to be Fiji.
- E.
  
  Turn yourself into Fiji with magic.
5.

It's Hiter's birthday - what are you getting him?
- A.
  
  The still-beating heart of Winston Churchill.
- B.
  
  A new pair of jack boots.
- C.
  
  A new identity and a one-way zeppelin ticket to Gwam.
- D.
  
  The book of "How to Speak French", translated into French.
- E.
  
  Someone to do a shit on.

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Which Nazi Pastime Are You?

Which Toy Story character do you relate to the most?

If you were locked out of your Panzer Tank, what would you do?

The Hitlers are coming over for dinner and (oh no!), you just realized you've cooked schweinerblitzen for your guests, forgetting that they're vegetarians! What do you do?

Oh noes! The Allies are landing at Normandy! What do you do?

It's Hiter's birthday - what are you getting him?