Which Nazi Pastime Are You?

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Which Nazi Pastime Are You?

Goosestepping? Book burning? Ruining the Olymipics? Which Nazi pastime are you? Take the quiz and find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which Toy Story character do you relate to the most?
    • A. 

      Sid, the awful child from next door.

    • B. 

      Sid, the awful child from next door.

  • 2. 
    If you were locked out of your Panzer Tank, what would you do?
    • A. 

      Have a little cry.

    • B. 

      Mindlessly goosestep around until someone comes to help.

    • C. 

      Do a shit on it.

    • D. 

      Set fire to it.

    • E. 

      Summon an eldritch spirit to open it for you.

  • 3. 
    The Hitlers are coming over for dinner and (oh no!), you just realized you've cooked schweinerblitzen for your guests, forgetting that they're vegetarians! What do you do?
    • A. 

      Eat it all yourself, like a fucking greedy Kraut pig.

    • B. 

      Go out and buy a cabbage.

    • C. 

      Turn it into a stack of beets with magic.

    • D. 

      Stamp your little German foot and swear magnificently.

    • E. 

      Put it to the back of your mind as you realize you've just burned the applenschlockenspirrenzaat (dessert).

  • 4. 
    Oh noes! The Allies are landing at Normandy! What do you do?
    • A. 

      Adopt every aspect of Hitler so that you can die and he can slip away to Argentina.

    • B. 

      Do a shit on them.

    • C. 

      March right down to that beach and kick das sandenschplitzen in their faces.

    • D. 

      Pretend to be Fiji.

    • E. 

      Turn yourself into Fiji with magic.

  • 5. 
    It's Hiter's birthday - what are you getting him?
    • A. 

      The still-beating heart of Winston Churchill.

    • B. 

      A new pair of jack boots.

    • C. 

      A new identity and a one-way zeppelin ticket to Gwam.

    • D. 

      The book of "How to Speak French", translated into French.

    • E. 

      Someone to do a shit on.

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