Which Wall Street Baller Are You?

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Which Wall Street Baller Are You? - Quiz


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Bernard Madoff - The Total Fraud

Your experience has taught you that the world is full of suckers, and you have absolutely no reservations about taking their money. In fact it's a source of pride for you to see how much you can spend before they finally catch on to what you’re up to. Unfortunately the road you’re on can only end with you behind bars.

Michael Milken - The Rule Bender

You’re smart and hardworking, but not naïve, you know that in order to succeed sometimes you have to bend the rules a little. So you’re not above fidgeting a bit with the numbers, or acting on some of the great stock tips your friends on the inside can get you.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would you measure your success?
    • A. 

      Power

    • B. 

      How early I can retire

    • C. 

      Recognition from my peers

    • D. 

      By whether or not I made the world a better place.

    • E. 

      The balance of my bank account.

  • 2. 
    You are given a large sum of money to invest, what do you do?
    • A. 

      I cook the books and spend as much as possible on models, bottles, and blow.

    • B. 

      I call up my friends to see if they have a hot stock tip.

    • C. 

      
I borrow a great deal more money and set my sights on a big target.

    • D. 

      I carefully research all potential investments, and only invest if everything feels right.

    • E. 

      I live day-to-day, minute to minute, and invest in the same way.

  • 3. 
    The market is crashing, how do you react?
    • A. 

      I tell everyone to stop worrying, I’m here.

    • B. 

      Panic and start shorting everything.

    • C. 

      Sit back and watch the fireworks, we prepared for this weeks ago.

    • D. 

      I admire my handiwork as it unfolds

    • E. 

      Go shopping, everything is on discount.

    • F. 

      Who cares... there's always money to be made from suckers.

  • 4. 
    What kind of financial career are your aiming for?
    • A. 

      I want to be my own boss

    • B. 

      I enjoy climbing to the very top of a massive hierarchy.

    • C. 

      
I'm into the intellectual aspects of finance.

    • D. 

      You will hear my name and tremble in fear.

    • E. 

      Smash and grab baby.

    • F. 

      I thrive in the shadows, discreetly accumulating massive wealth.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever done anything that would be considered immoral?
    • A. 

      Nah, I'm a saint.

    • B. 

      I've had to bury a few people on my way up.

    • C. 

      My moral compass seems to have malfunctioned.

    • D. 

      I reject your morality and substitute my own.

  • 6. 
    What do people generally think of you?
    • A. 

      I'm almost universally loved and admired.

    • B. 

      I get along with most people.

    • C. 

      I'm pretty controversial.

    • D. 

      I've got my fair share of enemies.

    • E. 

      If they had their way, I would be hanged from the nearest tree.

  • 7. 
    Where do you feel the most at home?
    • A. 

      On the trading room floor.

    • B. 

      In the boardroom, lording over all.

    • C. 

      At the negotiation table.

    • D. 

      On MSNBC spewing wisdom

    • E. 

      In a stripclub.

    • F. 

      In my office, buried in research.

    • G. 

      In the shadows.

  • 8. 
    Once you've gotten it, are you keeping it all or giving it back?
    • A. 

      I built this, there ain't no way i'm letting it go.

    • B. 

      Sure, they can have some of my breadcrumbs.

    • C. 

      Sharing is caring, but family comes first.

    • D. 

      Well, you can't take it with you right?

  • 9. 
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    • A. 

      At the top of my ever-growing empire.

    • B. 

      Retired and living the life.

    • C. 

      Broke and living on a beach.

    • D. 

      Out of the rat race, maybe teaching.

    • E. 

      Behind bars.

  • 10. 
    Are you always the smartest guy in the room?
    • A. 

      Without a doubt.

    • B. 

      A combination of hard work and talent got me to where I am today.

    • C. 

      Maybe not, but I know how to use the people around me.

    • D. 

      Seriously, this isn't rocket science.

  • 11. 
    How do you deal with your enemies?
    • A. 

      I crush their hopes and dreams.

    • B. 

      I use my friends in high places.

    • C. 

      I work to undermine them.

    • D. 

      I confront them head on. Bring it!

    • E. 

      I do my best to ignore them, soon I'll have passed them by anyway.

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