Which Wall Street Baller Are You?
- 1.
How would you measure your success?
- A.
Power
- B.
How early I can retire
- C.
Recognition from my peers
- D.
By whether or not I made the world a better place.
- E.
The balance of my bank account.
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- 2.
You are given a large sum of money to invest, what do you do?
- A.
I cook the books and spend as much as possible on models, bottles, and blow.
- B.
I call up my friends to see if they have a hot stock tip.
- C.
I borrow a great deal more money and set my sights on a big target.
- D.
I carefully research all potential investments, and only invest if everything feels right.
- E.
I live day-to-day, minute to minute, and invest in the same way.
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- 3.
The market is crashing, how do you react?
- A.
I tell everyone to stop worrying, I’m here.
- B.
Panic and start shorting everything.
- C.
Sit back and watch the fireworks, we prepared for this weeks ago.
- D.
I admire my handiwork as it unfolds
- E.
Go shopping, everything is on discount.
- F.
Who cares... there's always money to be made from suckers.
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- 4.
What kind of financial career are your aiming for?
- A.
I want to be my own boss
- B.
I enjoy climbing to the very top of a massive hierarchy.
- C.
I'm into the intellectual aspects of finance.
- D.
You will hear my name and tremble in fear.
- E.
Smash and grab baby.
- F.
I thrive in the shadows, discreetly accumulating massive wealth.
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- 5.
Have you ever done anything that would be considered immoral?
- A.
Nah, I'm a saint.
- B.
I've had to bury a few people on my way up.
- C.
My moral compass seems to have malfunctioned.
- D.
I reject your morality and substitute my own.
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- 6.
What do people generally think of you?
- A.
I'm almost universally loved and admired.
- B.
I get along with most people.
- C.
I'm pretty controversial.
- D.
I've got my fair share of enemies.
- E.
If they had their way, I would be hanged from the nearest tree.
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- 7.
Where do you feel the most at home?
- A.
On the trading room floor.
- B.
In the boardroom, lording over all.
- C.
At the negotiation table.
- D.
On MSNBC spewing wisdom
- E.
In a stripclub.
- F.
In my office, buried in research.
- G.
In the shadows.
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- 8.
Once you've gotten it, are you keeping it all or giving it back?
- A.
I built this, there ain't no way i'm letting it go.
- B.
Sure, they can have some of my breadcrumbs.
- C.
Sharing is caring, but family comes first.
- D.
Well, you can't take it with you right?
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- 9.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- A.
At the top of my ever-growing empire.
- B.
Retired and living the life.
- C.
Broke and living on a beach.
- D.
Out of the rat race, maybe teaching.
- E.
Behind bars.
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- 10.
Are you always the smartest guy in the room?
- A.
Without a doubt.
- B.
A combination of hard work and talent got me to where I am today.
- C.
Maybe not, but I know how to use the people around me.
- D.
Seriously, this isn't rocket science.
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- 11.
How do you deal with your enemies?
- A.
I crush their hopes and dreams.
- B.
I use my friends in high places.
- C.
I work to undermine them.
- D.
I confront them head on. Bring it!
- E.
I do my best to ignore them, soon I'll have passed them by anyway.
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