Which Wall Street Baller Are You?

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Which Wall Street Baller Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would you measure your success?
    • A. 

      Power

    • B. 

      How early I can retire

    • C. 

      Recognition from my peers

    • D. 

      By whether or not I made the world a better place.

    • E. 

      The balance of my bank account.

  • 2. 
    You are given a large sum of money to invest, what do you do?
    • A. 

      I cook the books and spend as much as possible on models, bottles, and blow.

    • B. 

      I call up my friends to see if they have a hot stock tip.

    • C. 

      
I borrow a great deal more money and set my sights on a big target.

    • D. 

      I carefully research all potential investments, and only invest if everything feels right.

    • E. 

      I live day-to-day, minute to minute, and invest in the same way.

  • 3. 
    The market is crashing, how do you react?
    • A. 

      I tell everyone to stop worrying, I’m here.

    • B. 

      Panic and start shorting everything.

    • C. 

      Sit back and watch the fireworks, we prepared for this weeks ago.

    • D. 

      I admire my handiwork as it unfolds

    • E. 

      Go shopping, everything is on discount.

    • F. 

      Who cares... there's always money to be made from suckers.

  • 4. 
    What kind of financial career are your aiming for?
    • A. 

      I want to be my own boss

    • B. 

      I enjoy climbing to the very top of a massive hierarchy.

    • C. 

      
I'm into the intellectual aspects of finance.

    • D. 

      You will hear my name and tremble in fear.

    • E. 

      Smash and grab baby.

    • F. 

      I thrive in the shadows, discreetly accumulating massive wealth.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever done anything that would be considered immoral?
    • A. 

      Nah, I'm a saint.

    • B. 

      I've had to bury a few people on my way up.

    • C. 

      My moral compass seems to have malfunctioned.

    • D. 

      I reject your morality and substitute my own.

  • 6. 
    What do people generally think of you?
    • A. 

      I'm almost universally loved and admired.

    • B. 

      I get along with most people.

    • C. 

      I'm pretty controversial.

    • D. 

      I've got my fair share of enemies.

    • E. 

      If they had their way, I would be hanged from the nearest tree.

  • 7. 
    Where do you feel the most at home?
    • A. 

      On the trading room floor.

    • B. 

      In the boardroom, lording over all.

    • C. 

      At the negotiation table.

    • D. 

      On MSNBC spewing wisdom

    • E. 

      In a stripclub.

    • F. 

      In my office, buried in research.

    • G. 

      In the shadows.

  • 8. 
    Once you've gotten it, are you keeping it all or giving it back?
    • A. 

      I built this, there ain't no way i'm letting it go.

    • B. 

      Sure, they can have some of my breadcrumbs.

    • C. 

      Sharing is caring, but family comes first.

    • D. 

      Well, you can't take it with you right?

  • 9. 
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    • A. 

      At the top of my ever-growing empire.

    • B. 

      Retired and living the life.

    • C. 

      Broke and living on a beach.

    • D. 

      Out of the rat race, maybe teaching.

    • E. 

      Behind bars.

  • 10. 
    Are you always the smartest guy in the room?
    • A. 

      Without a doubt.

    • B. 

      A combination of hard work and talent got me to where I am today.

    • C. 

      Maybe not, but I know how to use the people around me.

    • D. 

      Seriously, this isn't rocket science.

  • 11. 
    How do you deal with your enemies?
    • A. 

      I crush their hopes and dreams.

    • B. 

      I use my friends in high places.

    • C. 

      I work to undermine them.

    • D. 

      I confront them head on. Bring it!

    • E. 

      I do my best to ignore them, soon I'll have passed them by anyway.

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