Which Clark County Poltician Are You?

7 Questions | Total Attempts: 247

Which Clark County Poltician Are You? - Quiz

Take this GAW NEWS quiz to find out which Clark County Politician or Personality you are!


You May Get

Mike Moore

You're Mike Moore! Chances are you're not the brightest crayon in the box, you're erratic and don't play well with others, and loyalty isn't you're biggest virtue. You're into building parks, chicks, keeping a good pump on those middle-aged pecs, and putting your picture on shit. You've got Les Merkley on speed dial, and when something goes wrong you blame the City Council. Before you go to bed at night, you check your closet for Dennis Julius.

Tom Galligan

  You're Tom Galligan! The proverbial bull in a china shop, people tend to love you or hate you...or love you, then hate you, then love you again. Either way, you're a take-charge, get 'er done kind of guy. You might have been a little rough around the edges early on, but that abrasiveness has given way to a kinder, gentler Tom. Not one to go quietly into that good night, you're still active enough to remain a burr in the ass of adversaries, contenders, and naysayers and keep people guessing. You've got a good sense of humor and a mean pool game.

John Perkins

You're John Perkins! People love to hate you, but as you posses the capacity for abstract problem solving and basic mathematics,  you're a solid contender for the title of smartest guy in Clark County politics. Not above a little Machiavellian manuvering, you know the game well and are rarely outplayed in the end. You've got some history, but you aren't an idiot, so it kind of balances out. While the mythical Perkins is a feared nemesis - the man in person is a little easier to work with. Chances are good you're probably not going anywhere.

Vicki Conlin

You're Vicki Conlin! You've got the heart of a lion and a purse full of your enemies balls. You don't suffer fools well, and you've probably got way too much class for this game - but you're good at what you do and people like you. You probably have some genuine friends - not just political allies, and a life outside of politics. You're patient and kind, but when you've had enough, your Irish starts to show. As John Wayne says, "I won't be lied to, I won't be insulted, and I won't be layed a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them." You won't be blogged about, either.

Dennis Julius

You're Dennis Julius! You're hardworking and good natured, and you know how to bring people together. You're also the guy who is responsible for those damn plants in the median on 10th Street - something you'll never live down. You're a political dark horse and the bane of Mike Moore's existence - people are watching you to see what happens next.

Matt Owen

You're Young Matt Owen! You might be a bit smug at times, but what you lack in experience you make up for in ambition. You've climbed from bussing tables to become the King's Hand of the Republican Party. You're a little reserved and calculating, but write a mean email. Even though most other local politicians have socks older than you, you've found your place in the local political theatre and are hungry for more.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When it comes to your employees, what kind of boss are you?
    • A. 

      I talk a good game, but nobody's safe.

    • B. 

      I'm not the boss anymore, but they're still fiercely loyal.

    • C. 

      They tend to love me or hate me.

    • D. 

      My employees adore me - they're my family.

    • E. 

      They're my team, not my employees.

    • F. 

      I could use a few more underlings.

  • 2. 
    Which Game of Thrones character do you identify most with?
    • A. 

      Littlefinger

    • B. 

      Ned Stark

    • C. 

      Mother of Dragons

    • D. 

      Tywin Lannister

    • E. 

      Robert Baratheon

    • F. 

      King Joffrey

    • G. 

      Huh?

  • 3. 
    If you like it, then you shoulda put a _____________ on it.
    • A. 

      Ordinance

    • B. 

      Plant

    • C. 

      Canal

    • D. 

      Another Park

    • E. 

      Selfie

    • F. 

      TIF District

  • 4. 
    My Credible Online Source for Local News is....
    • A. 

      The News and Tribune

    • B. 

      The Oracle's Lounge

    • C. 

      The J-Pol, rest it's soul

    • D. 

      GAW News

    • E. 

      The Courier-Journal

    • F. 

      Facebook

    • G. 

      The Bat Blog

    • H. 

      Jeff All My Life

  • 5. 
    My favorite local Chatter, Blog, or Facebook Personality is...
    • A. 

      Goliath

    • B. 

      Fetz

    • C. 

      YMC

    • D. 

      Larry Wilder

    • E. 

      The Dalila Lemme

    • F. 

      Bikerdude

    • G. 

      Chopperwoman

    • H. 

      Quazar

    • I. 

      Grumpy Granny

    • J. 

      Jeff All My Life

    • K. 

      The Hood

  • 6. 
    They see me rollin'.....
    • A. 

      A cute coupe, beetle, convertible, or retro scooter.

    • B. 

      A work truck. I'm 24-7.

    • C. 

      Out for a walk in short shorts and a tank top. Suns out, guns out.

    • D. 

      An inconspicuous pickup. My adversaries never see me coming.

    • E. 

      Riding shotgun with ISP.

  • 7. 
    How are you most likely to solve a problem?
    • A. 

      Calculating strategically, while applying basic math skills and common sense.

    • B. 

      Blame the City Council.

    • C. 

      With diplomacy, but clever like a fox.

    • D. 

      Hop on the bulldozer and get at it son.

    • E. 

      Put together a team and plan a fundraiser.

    • F. 

      With youthful optimism and strongly worded emails.

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