Rush to help it.
Call the pound and let the "proper authorities" deal with it.
Take from your bag a bejeweled first aid kit and fix him up right there.
When it comes close to you kick it; it may have rabies.
Wrap it up in your suit jacket and take it to the vet.
You're not sure, but you know you have to do something.
You stop them and make sure the bigger kids' moms discipline them.
Threaten the big kids that you'll knock their block off if they don't get out of there right now.
Let your girlfriend/boyfriend handle it.
Take charge and let the big kids know there will be consequences if you see them doing it again.
Talk them all into being best friends, and then give them make overs.
Get the smaller kid into the witness protection program.
Keep doing it and ignore them.
Threaten them back.
Come up with a scheme to get them arrested by the Feds.
Use your sexual prowess and good looks to get out of there.
You do nothing, because it is a bunch of your childhood friends just being jerks.
Find the one in charge and get him on the hook for his wrong doing.
Prove to them that they don't even compare to you by getting into their school of choice and then becoming valedictorian.
Make them look like a fool in front of their peers and have their superiors call into question the person's ability to lead.
Continue looking and acting like an idiot and then when it counts make complete sense and amaze everyone.
Sneak onto their property and find the evidence that will put them away for life.
Take a baseball bat and threaten them never to come back again.
Tell them that they are right. Then ask them not to judge anyone else for your youthful and inexperienced shortcomings; then begin to give the most amazing speech of your entire life so that by the end they know you are better than them.
You always put others before yourself.
You are always just.
You are not afraid to stand up to a bully.
You have the ability to wake up in the morning looking perfect.
You are honest and truthful.
You always see what others don't.
Jeans and a t-shirt
Anything Armani and leopard print
Linen Suits (It gets hot in the South)
I love a man/woman in uniform
Cowboy boots and leather chaps
Anything clean cut.