Which X-files Character Are You?
- 1.
A guy down the pub tells you he saw a UFO, and was abducted by aliens. Do you...?
- A.
Note down an account of his experience - then blog about it online
- B.
Calmly point out to him all the inconsistencies in his story, and dismiss him as crazy/a drunk
- C.
Ask him countless questions, and rush off to investigate his claims right away
- D.
Tell him to shut the hell up
- E.
Observe the man from a distance over the coming days, just in case he was telling the truth
- F.
Attempt to steal a drink from his pint
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- 2.
You're hiking through a forest when you see what looks like a little green man skulking in the bushes, and staring at you. Do you...?
- A.
Stare right back
- B.
Charge at him with a stick
- C.
Dismiss it as a trick of the mind
- D.
Cautiously approach the creature
- E.
Run home as fast as possible, and Google all you can about the phenomenon
- F.
Do a frightened little wee, and scamper away
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- 3.
You feel most comfortable when...?
- A.
Hanging out with friends
- B.
Bossing people around
- C.
Being alone with your thoughts
- D.
Playing video games at home
- E.
People-watching
- F.
Having something really nice to chew on
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- 4.
You tend to wear...
- A.
Slightly scruffy, unkempt clothes
- B.
Hoodie and a Star Trek T-Shirt
- C.
Smart-casual and practical clothing
- D.
Ultra-pristine suit
- E.
Clothes that help you blend in
- F.
A studded collar
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- 5.
At a house party, you will usually be found...?
- A.
Loitering on the edges of the crowd
- B.
Chatting to people in the kitchen
- C.
On a computer in the basement
- D.
Trying to interest people in your obscure hobbies
- E.
Supervising the music playlist, and handing out drinks
- F.
Peeing in the garden
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- 6.
Someone drops their wallet in the street ahead of you, but by the time you get to it they're nowhere to be seen. Do you?
- A.
Pick it up and hand it in to the police
- B.
Look inside for an ID or number, and attempt to contact the person
- C.
Post pictures of the wallet online, and start a blog to track down the owner
- D.
Spend the rest of your day working out how to get it back to the person in question
- E.
Stake out the scene for a while - then keep the money if no one returns
- F.
Put the wallet in your mouth and run away with it. Because it's YOURS now.
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- 7.
You find out you have a high school reunion coming up. Do you...?
- A.
Attend enthusiastically, and catch up with all your old friends
- B.
Attend awkwardly, and try to work out if there's anyone there you actually know
- C.
Get in touch to find out if you can help organise and run the event
- D.
Research everything you can about your former classmates in advance
- E.
Go along and watch everyone carefully from afar, before working out which people will be worth talking to
- F.
Yelp excitedly and run around the room
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- 8.
What's your greatest weakness?
- A.
Impulsiveness
- B.
Narrow-mindedness
- C.
Impatience
- D.
Weirdness
- E.
Cigarettes
- F.
Messiness
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- 9.
Your boss gives you a work assignment you really don't want to do. Do you...?
- A.
Do it grudgingly
- B.
Refuse to do it
- C.
Bully your boss into backing down, and giving it to someone else
- D.
Work out your boss's deepest, darkest secret - then use it to extract revenge
- E.
Start searching online for other jobs
- F.
Poo in their shoes
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- 10.
Is the truth out there?
- A.
Yes
- B.
Maybe
- C.
What on earth are you talking about?
- D.
If it is, you'll use it to your advantage
- E.
Depends what you mean by truth
- F.
No. But cats are
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