Note down an account of his experience - then blog about it online
Calmly point out to him all the inconsistencies in his story, and dismiss him as crazy/a drunk
Ask him countless questions, and rush off to investigate his claims right away
Tell him to shut the hell up
Observe the man from a distance over the coming days, just in case he was telling the truth
Attempt to steal a drink from his pint
Stare right back
Charge at him with a stick
Dismiss it as a trick of the mind
Cautiously approach the creature
Run home as fast as possible, and Google all you can about the phenomenon
Do a frightened little wee, and scamper away
Hanging out with friends
Bossing people around
Being alone with your thoughts
Playing video games at home
People-watching
Having something really nice to chew on
Slightly scruffy, unkempt clothes
Hoodie and a Star Trek T-Shirt
Smart-casual and practical clothing
Ultra-pristine suit
Clothes that help you blend in
A studded collar
Loitering on the edges of the crowd
Chatting to people in the kitchen
On a computer in the basement
Trying to interest people in your obscure hobbies
Supervising the music playlist, and handing out drinks
Peeing in the garden
Pick it up and hand it in to the police
Look inside for an ID or number, and attempt to contact the person
Post pictures of the wallet online, and start a blog to track down the owner
Spend the rest of your day working out how to get it back to the person in question
Stake out the scene for a while - then keep the money if no one returns
Put the wallet in your mouth and run away with it. Because it's YOURS now.
Attend enthusiastically, and catch up with all your old friends
Attend awkwardly, and try to work out if there's anyone there you actually know
Get in touch to find out if you can help organise and run the event
Research everything you can about your former classmates in advance
Go along and watch everyone carefully from afar, before working out which people will be worth talking to
Yelp excitedly and run around the room
Impulsiveness
Narrow-mindedness
Impatience
Weirdness
Cigarettes
Messiness
Do it grudgingly
Refuse to do it
Bully your boss into backing down, and giving it to someone else
Work out your boss's deepest, darkest secret - then use it to extract revenge
Start searching online for other jobs
Poo in their shoes
Yes
Maybe
What on earth are you talking about?
If it is, you'll use it to your advantage
Depends what you mean by truth
No. But cats are