Which X-files Character Are You?

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Which X-files Character Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You tend to wear...
    • A. 

      Slightly scruffy, unkempt clothes

    • B. 

      Hoodie and a Star Trek T-Shirt

    • C. 

      Smart-casual and practical clothing

    • D. 

      Ultra-pristine suit

    • E. 

      Clothes that help you blend in

    • F. 

      A studded collar

  • 2. 
    You feel most comfortable when...?
    • A. 

      Hanging out with friends

    • B. 

      Bossing people around

    • C. 

      Being alone with your thoughts

    • D. 

      Playing video games at home

    • E. 

      People-watching

    • F. 

      Having something really nice to chew on

  • 3. 
    What's your greatest weakness?
    • A. 

      Impulsiveness

    • B. 

      Narrow-mindedness

    • C. 

      Impatience

    • D. 

      Weirdness

    • E. 

      Cigarettes

    • F. 

      Messiness

  • 4. 
    At a house party, you will usually be found...?
    • A. 

      Loitering on the edges of the crowd

    • B. 

      Chatting to people in the kitchen

    • C. 

      On a computer in the basement

    • D. 

      Trying to interest people in your obscure hobbies

    • E. 

      Supervising the music playlist, and handing out drinks

    • F. 

      Peeing in the garden

  • 5. 
    Your boss gives you a work assignment you really don't want to do. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Do it grudgingly

    • B. 

      Refuse to do it

    • C. 

      Bully your boss into backing down, and giving it to someone else

    • D. 

      Work out your boss's deepest, darkest secret - then use it to extract revenge

    • E. 

      Start searching online for other jobs

    • F. 

      Poo in their shoes

  • 6. 
    Someone drops their wallet in the street ahead of you, but by the time you get to it they're nowhere to be seen. Do you?
    • A. 

      Pick it up and hand it in to the police

    • B. 

      Look inside for an ID or number, and attempt to contact the person

    • C. 

      Post pictures of the wallet online, and start a blog to track down the owner

    • D. 

      Spend the rest of your day working out how to get it back to the person in question

    • E. 

      Stake out the scene for a while - then keep the money if no one returns

    • F. 

      Put the wallet in your mouth and run away with it. Because it's YOURS now.

  • 7. 
    You find out you have a high school reunion coming up. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Attend enthusiastically, and catch up with all your old friends

    • B. 

      Attend awkwardly, and try to work out if there's anyone there you actually know

    • C. 

      Get in touch to find out if you can help organise and run the event

    • D. 

      Research everything you can about your former classmates in advance

    • E. 

      Go along and watch everyone carefully from afar, before working out which people will be worth talking to

    • F. 

      Yelp excitedly and run around the room

  • 8. 
    A guy down the pub tells you he saw a UFO, and was abducted by aliens. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Note down an account of his experience - then blog about it online

    • B. 

      Calmly point out to him all the inconsistencies in his story, and dismiss him as crazy/a drunk

    • C. 

      Ask him countless questions, and rush off to investigate his claims right away

    • D. 

      Tell him to shut the hell up

    • E. 

      Observe the man from a distance over the coming days, just in case he was telling the truth

    • F. 

      Attempt to steal a drink from his pint

  • 9. 
    You're hiking through a forest when you see what looks like a little green man skulking in the bushes, and staring at you. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Stare right back

    • B. 

      Charge at him with a stick

    • C. 

      Dismiss it as a trick of the mind

    • D. 

      Cautiously approach the creature

    • E. 

      Run home as fast as possible, and Google all you can about the phenomenon

    • F. 

      Do a frightened little wee, and scamper away

  • 10. 
    Is the truth out there? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Maybe

    • C. 

      What on earth are you talking about?

    • D. 

      If it is, you'll use it to your advantage

    • E. 

      Depends what you mean by truth

    • F. 

      No. But cats are