Which Beatallica Member Are You?

15 Questions | By Kliffmcburtney | Updated: Jan 13, 2023 | Attempts: 236

Heh heh heh, you said "Member" Are you a Hesher?

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Ringo Larz

You are a driven personality who likes to be in control of the pace of things. It takes a lot to push you over the edge, but when you are, you are a wildman.

Jaymz Lennfield

You like having your thumb in the pie, and all your irons in the fire. You can't be bothered with sight seeing or other minutia because there is so much to do.

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Questions and Answers

1.

The band has to drive in a rickety old van for 10 hours. Will you help?
- A.
  
  You love to drive, I am going all the way.
- B.
  
  You drive when you have to, are you tired?
- C.
  
  I am busy on the phone with the record company, and color blind.
- D.
  
  ZZZZZZ
2.

The bus has arived in an exotic port of call early, and you have several hours to yourself. What do you do?
- A.
  
  I am going to see the sights, preferably 1000 year old churches, or whatever attractions are listed in the front of the hotel's phone book.
- B.
  
  Yeah sure, I'll come along.
- C.
  
  I am busy on the phone with the record company, sleeping, or watching a sporting event.
- D.
  
  ZZZZZZZZZ. Oh are you guys going to a bar? No? ZZZZZZZZ
3.

Before the gig, you...
- A.
  
  Put in contacts, and sanitize your microphone.
- B.
  
  Check the contract for errata, and get some bottled water.
- C.
  
  Check the clock, you may have enough time to step outside.
- D.
  
  Send a text or ten
- E.
  
  Have a beer or ten
4.

The gear has to be loaded out of the club, you...
- A.
  
  Are nowhere to be seen because you are trying to finalize the contract with the club owner.
- B.
  
  Packing up your gear efficiently so you can resume drinking
- C.
  
  Pack up and load up the van as quickly and efficiently as possible.
- D.
  
  Talk to drunk fans, have a drink with them, realize that your stuff is still not put away.
5.

Your prefered drink on any given evening is?
- A.
  
  Beer
- B.
  
  Mead
- C.
  
  Mixed drink
- D.
  
  Water
- E.
  
  Whiskey
6.

After the gig, at the hotel you enjoy...?
- A.
  
  Drinking and talking shit all night with other drunks
- B.
  
  Drinking and talking shit for a while, but settling down with some Adult Swim on TV
- C.
  
  ZZZZZZZZZ.
- D.
  
  Catching up on the latest sports scores
7.

The morning after the gig, you...
- A.
  
  ZZZZZZZZZZ (what time are we leaving?)ZZZZZZZZ.
- B.
  
  Bright eyed and bushy tailed, lets go get some breakfast.
- C.
  
  Check the GPS for the day's routing to the next venue.
- D.
  
  Call your Dad
8.

On a night off at a hotel you enjoy...
- A.
  
  Going to a sauna
- B.
  
  Partying with your tour mates
- C.
  
  Getting your freak on
- D.
  
  Going out drinking
- E.
  
  Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
9.

You are done with the tour and going to fly home. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Get piss drunk on cheap wine so that you are passed out for most of the flight, albeit a bit smelly.
- B.
  
  Check the itinerary multiple times and make sure all is in order.
- C.
  
  Read a good book.
- D.
  
  Text your loved ones back home.
- E.
  
  Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
10.

During your band down time, what do you plan to do?
- A.
  
  Stay busy with the other four bands I am in.
- B.
  
  Tour the world with other organizations.
- C.
  
  Raise a family
- D.
  
  Get a secure job, with regular hours and good benefits
- E.
  
  Write a psycho-sexual horror novella
11.

On an off night in NYC the band goes to a bar together, what do you do?
- A.
  
  Exchange stories with the sound guy at the club
- B.
  
  Have a drink and relax.
- C.
  
  Eat some pub grub
- D.
  
  Enter and drunkenly win a karaoke contest
- E.
  
  Get chased by an over eager cross dresser
12.

On the ride home the band stops at a freeway Oasis, what do you order?
- A.
  
  Panda Express
- B.
  
  ZZZZZZZ. (still asleep in van)
- C.
  
  2 tacos, a 3 burritos from Taco Bell
- D.
  
  An order of Cinnamon Crisps
- E.
  
  Some gum
13.

Where do you sit in the van?
- A.
  
  Driver's seat
- B.
  
  Co-Pirate's seat
- C.
  
  Second row, with the cooler
- D.
  
  Claim the third row all to yourself
14.

Which of these is in your sphere of knowledge?
- A.
  
  Cleveland Browns' Win/Loss record for the last decade
- B.
  
  How to tune a Bouzouki
- C.
  
  Name the Hellacopters Japanese releases
- D.
  
  How to use a jackhammer
- E.
  
  All the frequencies on a parametric EQ
- F.
  
  What a backward roll entry is
- G.
  
  The Specific Gravities of various liquids
- H.
  
  The THACO of an owlbear
15.

Which do you prefer?
- A.
  
  Blondes
- B.
  
  Redheads
- C.
  
  Brunettes
- D.
  
  Any port in the storm
- E.
  
  All of the above