Which Beatallica Member Are You?

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Which Beatallica Member Are You? - Quiz

Heh heh heh, you said "Member"Are you a Hesher?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    The band has to drive in a rickety old van for 10 hours.  Will you help?

    • A.

      You love to drive, I am going all the way.

    • B.

      You drive when you have to, are you tired?

    • C.

      I am busy on the phone with the record company, and color blind.

    • D.

      ZZZZZZ

  • 2. 

    The bus has arived in an exotic port of call early, and you have several hours to yourself.  What do you do?

    • A.

      I am going to see the sights, preferably 1000 year old churches, or whatever attractions are listed in the front of the hotel's phone book.

    • B.

      Yeah sure, I'll come along.

    • C.

      I am busy on the phone with the record company, sleeping, or watching a sporting event.

    • D.

      ZZZZZZZZZ. Oh are you guys going to a bar? No? ZZZZZZZZ

  • 3. 

    Before the gig, you...

    • A.

      Put in contacts, and sanitize your microphone.

    • B.

      Check the contract for errata, and get some bottled water.

    • C.

      Check the clock, you may have enough time to step outside.

    • D.

      Send a text or ten

    • E.

      Have a beer or ten

  • 4. 

    The gear has to be loaded out of the club, you...

    • A.

      Are nowhere to be seen because you are trying to finalize the contract with the club owner.

    • B.

      Packing up your gear efficiently so you can resume drinking

    • C.

      Pack up and load up the van as quickly and efficiently as possible.

    • D.

      Talk to drunk fans, have a drink with them, realize that your stuff is still not put away.

  • 5. 

    Your prefered drink on any given evening is?

    • A.

      Beer

    • B.

      Mead

    • C.

      Mixed drink

    • D.

      Water

    • E.

      Whiskey

  • 6. 

    After the gig, at the hotel you enjoy...?

    • A.

      Drinking and talking shit all night with other drunks

    • B.

      Drinking and talking shit for a while, but settling down with some Adult Swim on TV

    • C.

      ZZZZZZZZZ.

    • D.

      Catching up on the latest sports scores

  • 7. 

    The morning after the gig, you...

    • A.

      ZZZZZZZZZZ (what time are we leaving?)ZZZZZZZZ.

    • B.

      Bright eyed and bushy tailed, lets go get some breakfast.

    • C.

      Check the GPS for the day's routing to the next venue.

    • D.

      Call your Dad

  • 8. 

    On a night off at a hotel you enjoy...

    • A.

      Going to a sauna

    • B.

      Partying with your tour mates

    • C.

      Getting your freak on

    • D.

      Going out drinking

    • E.

      Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella

  • 9. 

    You are done with the tour and going to fly home.  What do you do?

    • A.

      Get piss drunk on cheap wine so that you are passed out for most of the flight, albeit a bit smelly.

    • B.

      Check the itinerary multiple times and make sure all is in order.

    • C.

      Read a good book.

    • D.

      Text your loved ones back home.

    • E.

      Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella

  • 10. 

    During your band down time, what do you plan to do?

    • A.

      Stay busy with the other four bands I am in.

    • B.

      Tour the world with other organizations.

    • C.

      Raise a family

    • D.

      Get a secure job, with regular hours and good benefits

    • E.

      Write a psycho-sexual horror novella

  • 11. 

    On an off night in NYC the band goes to a bar together, what do you do?

    • A.

      Exchange stories with the sound guy at the club

    • B.

      Have a drink and relax.

    • C.

      Eat some pub grub

    • D.

      Enter and drunkenly win a karaoke contest

    • E.

      Get chased by an over eager cross dresser

  • 12. 

    On the ride home the band stops at a freeway Oasis, what do you order?

    • A.

      Panda Express

    • B.

      ZZZZZZZ. (still asleep in van)

    • C.

      2 tacos, a 3 burritos from Taco Bell

    • D.

      An order of Cinnamon Crisps

    • E.

      Some gum

  • 13. 

    Where do you sit in the van?

    • A.

      Driver's seat

    • B.

      Co-Pirate's seat

    • C.

      Second row, with the cooler

    • D.

      Claim the third row all to yourself

  • 14. 

    Which of these is in your sphere of knowledge?

    • A.

      Cleveland Browns' Win/Loss record for the last decade

    • B.

      How to tune a Bouzouki

    • C.

      Name the Hellacopters Japanese releases

    • D.

      How to use a jackhammer

    • E.

      All the frequencies on a parametric EQ

    • F.

      What a backward roll entry is

    • G.

      The Specific Gravities of various liquids

    • H.

      The THACO of an owlbear

  • 15. 

    Which do you prefer?

    • A.

      Blondes

    • B.

      Redheads

    • C.

      Brunettes

    • D.

      Any port in the storm

    • E.

      All of the above

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