Which Beatallica Member Are You?
Heh heh heh, you said "Member"Are you a Hesher?
- 1.
The band has to drive in a rickety old van for 10 hours. Will you help?
- A.
You love to drive, I am going all the way.
- B.
You drive when you have to, are you tired?
- C.
I am busy on the phone with the record company, and color blind.
- D.
ZZZZZZ
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- 2.
The bus has arived in an exotic port of call early, and you have several hours to yourself. What do you do?
- A.
I am going to see the sights, preferably 1000 year old churches, or whatever attractions are listed in the front of the hotel's phone book.
- B.
Yeah sure, I'll come along.
- C.
I am busy on the phone with the record company, sleeping, or watching a sporting event.
- D.
ZZZZZZZZZ. Oh are you guys going to a bar? No? ZZZZZZZZ
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- 3.
Before the gig, you...
- A.
Put in contacts, and sanitize your microphone.
- B.
Check the contract for errata, and get some bottled water.
- C.
Check the clock, you may have enough time to step outside.
- D.
Send a text or ten
- E.
Have a beer or ten
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- 4.
The gear has to be loaded out of the club, you...
- A.
Are nowhere to be seen because you are trying to finalize the contract with the club owner.
- B.
Packing up your gear efficiently so you can resume drinking
- C.
Pack up and load up the van as quickly and efficiently as possible.
- D.
Talk to drunk fans, have a drink with them, realize that your stuff is still not put away.
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- 5.
Your prefered drink on any given evening is?
- A.
Beer
- B.
Mead
- C.
Mixed drink
- D.
Water
- E.
Whiskey
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- 6.
After the gig, at the hotel you enjoy...?
- A.
Drinking and talking shit all night with other drunks
- B.
Drinking and talking shit for a while, but settling down with some Adult Swim on TV
- C.
ZZZZZZZZZ.
- D.
Catching up on the latest sports scores
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- 7.
The morning after the gig, you...
- A.
ZZZZZZZZZZ (what time are we leaving?)ZZZZZZZZ.
- B.
Bright eyed and bushy tailed, lets go get some breakfast.
- C.
Check the GPS for the day's routing to the next venue.
- D.
Call your Dad
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- 8.
On a night off at a hotel you enjoy...
- A.
Going to a sauna
- B.
Partying with your tour mates
- C.
Getting your freak on
- D.
Going out drinking
- E.
Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
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- 9.
You are done with the tour and going to fly home. What do you do?
- A.
Get piss drunk on cheap wine so that you are passed out for most of the flight, albeit a bit smelly.
- B.
Check the itinerary multiple times and make sure all is in order.
- C.
Read a good book.
- D.
Text your loved ones back home.
- E.
Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
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- 10.
During your band down time, what do you plan to do?
- A.
Stay busy with the other four bands I am in.
- B.
Tour the world with other organizations.
- C.
Raise a family
- D.
Get a secure job, with regular hours and good benefits
- E.
Write a psycho-sexual horror novella
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- 11.
On an off night in NYC the band goes to a bar together, what do you do?
- A.
Exchange stories with the sound guy at the club
- B.
Have a drink and relax.
- C.
Eat some pub grub
- D.
Enter and drunkenly win a karaoke contest
- E.
Get chased by an over eager cross dresser
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- 12.
On the ride home the band stops at a freeway Oasis, what do you order?
- A.
Panda Express
- B.
ZZZZZZZ. (still asleep in van)
- C.
2 tacos, a 3 burritos from Taco Bell
- D.
An order of Cinnamon Crisps
- E.
Some gum
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- 13.
Where do you sit in the van?
- A.
Driver's seat
- B.
Co-Pirate's seat
- C.
Second row, with the cooler
- D.
Claim the third row all to yourself
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- 14.
Which of these is in your sphere of knowledge?
- A.
Cleveland Browns' Win/Loss record for the last decade
- B.
How to tune a Bouzouki
- C.
Name the Hellacopters Japanese releases
- D.
How to use a jackhammer
- E.
All the frequencies on a parametric EQ
- F.
What a backward roll entry is
- G.
The Specific Gravities of various liquids
- H.
The THACO of an owlbear
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- 15.
Which do you prefer?
- A.
Blondes
- B.
Redheads
- C.
Brunettes
- D.
Any port in the storm
- E.
All of the above
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