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Ringo Larz
Jaymz Lennfield
You love to drive, I am going all the way.
You drive when you have to, are you tired?
I am busy on the phone with the record company, and color blind.
ZZZZZZ
I am going to see the sights, preferably 1000 year old churches, or whatever attractions are listed in the front of the hotel's phone book.
Yeah sure, I'll come along.
I am busy on the phone with the record company, sleeping, or watching a sporting event.
ZZZZZZZZZ. Oh are you guys going to a bar? No? ZZZZZZZZ
Put in contacts, and sanitize your microphone.
Check the contract for errata, and get some bottled water.
Check the clock, you may have enough time to step outside.
Send a text or ten
Have a beer or ten
Are nowhere to be seen because you are trying to finalize the contract with the club owner.
Packing up your gear efficiently so you can resume drinking
Pack up and load up the van as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Talk to drunk fans, have a drink with them, realize that your stuff is still not put away.
Beer
Mead
Mixed drink
Water
Whiskey
Drinking and talking shit all night with other drunks
Drinking and talking shit for a while, but settling down with some Adult Swim on TV
ZZZZZZZZZ.
Catching up on the latest sports scores
ZZZZZZZZZZ (what time are we leaving?)ZZZZZZZZ.
Bright eyed and bushy tailed, lets go get some breakfast.
Check the GPS for the day's routing to the next venue.
Call your Dad
Going to a sauna
Partying with your tour mates
Getting your freak on
Going out drinking
Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
Get piss drunk on cheap wine so that you are passed out for most of the flight, albeit a bit smelly.
Check the itinerary multiple times and make sure all is in order.
Read a good book.
Text your loved ones back home.
Writing a psycho-sexual horror novella
Stay busy with the other four bands I am in.
Tour the world with other organizations.
Raise a family
Get a secure job, with regular hours and good benefits
Write a psycho-sexual horror novella
Exchange stories with the sound guy at the club
Have a drink and relax.
Eat some pub grub
Enter and drunkenly win a karaoke contest
Get chased by an over eager cross dresser
Panda Express
ZZZZZZZ. (still asleep in van)
2 tacos, a 3 burritos from Taco Bell
An order of Cinnamon Crisps
Some gum
Driver's seat
Co-Pirate's seat
Second row, with the cooler
Claim the third row all to yourself
Cleveland Browns' Win/Loss record for the last decade
How to tune a Bouzouki
Name the Hellacopters Japanese releases
How to use a jackhammer
All the frequencies on a parametric EQ
What a backward roll entry is
The Specific Gravities of various liquids
The THACO of an owlbear
Blondes
Redheads
Brunettes
Any port in the storm
All of the above
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