Practice New Jersey Driving Test

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Practice New Jersey Driving Test - Quiz

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Tell us what you thought of our Practice New Jersey's Dirver Test (Parody).
  • 2. 
    What are the effects of alchol on your driving? 
    • A. 

      Head Bobbing

    • B. 

      Hitting signs

    • C. 

      Drag/street Racing

    • D. 

      Too Much Fun

  • 3. 
    When is it okay to use your cell phone while driving?
    • A. 

      Always

    • B. 

      Never

    • C. 

      Only if you have to tell your mom that you are on your way home from soccer practice.

    • D. 

      If you have something really important to say.

  • 4. 
    What should you do when entering a curve?
    • A. 

      Quickly speed off the road.

    • B. 

      Hit oncoming cars.

    • C. 

      Close your eyes and hope for the best.

    • D. 

      Do the wave with other passengers in the car.

  • 5. 
    What is a safe distance to keep from other vehicles? 
    • A. 

      100 kilometers

    • B. 

      1 kilogram

    • C. 

      5 Mililiters

    • D. 

      None of the above we do not use the metric system in America.

  • 6. 
    What should you do at a pedestrian crosswalk?
    • A. 

      Hit people that do not seem valuable to society.

    • B. 

      Speed up.

    • C. 

      Old people are worth 2 points only, go for younger more agile pedestrians.

    • D. 

      Stop.

  • 7. 
    What are the basic rules to driving with a permit?
    • A. 

      Lock your parents in the truck so your friends do not see you with them.

    • B. 

      Drive late at night when the police are not watching.

    • C. 

      Drive into foreign cities and meet new people.

    • D. 

      Go to McDonalds and buy your friends burgers.

  • 8. 
    Where should you keep your hands while driving?
    • A. 

      In your pocket.

    • B. 

      On your head.

    • C. 

      Where ever Simon says.

    • D. 

      On the steering wheel.

  • 9. 
    What does DUI stand for?
    • A. 

      Dogs under ice.

    • B. 

      Deers untrained intentionally.

    • C. 

      Dummies understand Inglish.

    • D. 

      Driving Uncle Irwin.

  • 10. 
    How do you prevent a collision while driving?
    • A. 

      Drink alcohol excessively. If you are driving on the sidewalk you will not be at risk of a collision with another vehicle.

    • B. 

      Drive while drowsy. Its okay to sleep while operating your vehicle.

    • C. 

      Drive into large bodies of water where there are many fish but no other vehicles.

    • D. 

      Drive with many distractions.

  • 11. 
    What should you do while driving through a construction zone?
    • A. 

      Hit as many orange cones as possible. Each cone is worth 1 point.

    • B. 

      The workers don't want to be there. Put them out of their misery.

    • C. 

      Drive into the largest hole in the road. You never know what you'll find.

    • D. 

      All of the above.

  • 12. 
    What should you do while driving if approached by an emergency vehicle with flashing lights?
    • A. 

      Hit the emergency vehicle. It is worth 10 points.

    • B. 

      Block it at all costs to insure that it will never reach the bank robbery.

    • C. 

      Speed up and race the emergency vehicle.

    • D. 

      Slow down to watch and cause traffic.

  • 13. 
    How do you make a proper right turn at an intersection?
    • A. 

      Use your right blinker but turn left instead.

    • B. 

      Get out of the car and tell all other vehicles to stop. Then safely make your turn.

    • C. 

      Speed up and go straight. Sooner or later, the road will get you where you need to go.

    • D. 

      Right turns are not legal in New Jersey.

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