Practice New Jersey Driving Test

13 Questions | By Phoval | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 556

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1.

What are the effects of alchol on your driving?
- A.
  
  Head Bobbing
- B.
  
  Hitting signs
- C.
  
  Drag/street Racing
- D.
  
  Too Much Fun
2.

When is it okay to use your cell phone while driving?
- A.
  
  Always
- B.
  
  Never
- C.
  
  Only if you have to tell your mom that you are on your way home from soccer practice.
- D.
  
  If you have something really important to say.
3.

What should you do when entering a curve?
- A.
  
  Quickly speed off the road.
- B.
  
  Hit oncoming cars.
- C.
  
  Close your eyes and hope for the best.
- D.
  
  Do the wave with other passengers in the car.
4.

What is a safe distance to keep from other vehicles?
- A.
  
  100 kilometers
- B.
  
  1 kilogram
- C.
  
  5 Mililiters
- D.
  
  None of the above we do not use the metric system in America.
5.

What should you do at a pedestrian crosswalk?
- A.
  
  Hit people that do not seem valuable to society.
- B.
  
  Speed up.
- C.
  
  Old people are worth 2 points only, go for younger more agile pedestrians.
- D.
  
  Stop.
6.

What are the basic rules to driving with a permit?
- A.
  
  Lock your parents in the truck so your friends do not see you with them.
- B.
  
  Drive late at night when the police are not watching.
- C.
  
  Drive into foreign cities and meet new people.
- D.
  
  Go to McDonalds and buy your friends burgers.
7.

Where should you keep your hands while driving?
- A.
  
  In your pocket.
- B.
  
  On your head.
- C.
  
  Where ever Simon says.
- D.
  
  On the steering wheel.
8.

What does DUI stand for?
- A.
  
  Dogs under ice.
- B.
  
  Deers untrained intentionally.
- C.
  
  Dummies understand Inglish.
- D.
  
  Driving Uncle Irwin.
9.

How do you prevent a collision while driving?
- A.
  
  Drink alcohol excessively. If you are driving on the sidewalk you will not be at risk of a collision with another vehicle.
- B.
  
  Drive while drowsy. Its okay to sleep while operating your vehicle.
- C.
  
  Drive into large bodies of water where there are many fish but no other vehicles.
- D.
  
  Drive with many distractions.
10.

What should you do while driving through a construction zone?
- A.
  
  Hit as many orange cones as possible. Each cone is worth 1 point.
- B.
  
  The workers don't want to be there. Put them out of their misery.
- C.
  
  Drive into the largest hole in the road. You never know what you'll find.
- D.
  
  All of the above.
11.

What should you do while driving if approached by an emergency vehicle with flashing lights?
- A.
  
  Hit the emergency vehicle. It is worth 10 points.
- B.
  
  Block it at all costs to insure that it will never reach the bank robbery.
- C.
  
  Speed up and race the emergency vehicle.
- D.
  
  Slow down to watch and cause traffic.
12.

How do you make a proper right turn at an intersection?
- A.
  
  Use your right blinker but turn left instead.
- B.
  
  Get out of the car and tell all other vehicles to stop. Then safely make your turn.
- C.
  
  Speed up and go straight. Sooner or later, the road will get you where you need to go.
- D.
  
  Right turns are not legal in New Jersey.
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