Naval War: What Warship Are You?
What Warship Are You?
- 1.A friend invites you to a party! Not wanting to show up empty-handed, which of the following do you bring?
- A.
A plate of delicious cold cuts.
- B.
A six-pack of beer.
- C.
An intriguing selection of ballistic missiles.
- D.
Close to a hundred fixed wing and rotary wing aircraft.
- E.
I bring the latest in surveillance technology and listen in on the party from 200km away while viewing the house on a TRS-3D/16-ES multimode acquisition 3D radar.
- 2.You are walking in a park and find a wallet on the ground. What do you do? I...
- A.
Approach a nearby lake, submerge myself beneath the surface and remain perfectly still and undetected for almost 100 days
- B.
DISPATCH THE PLANES!
- C.
Check the wallet for money.
- D.
Take the wallet to a police station
- E.
Approach it and lay a couple of mines.
- 3.What do you consider your greatest asset?
- A.
My looks.
- B.
My ability to make almost no noise.
- C.
My positive outlook.
- D.
DISPATCH THE PLANES. Wait, what was the question?
- E.
My ability to move using only thunderously powerful jets of water.
- 4.You arrive at a popular restaurant, but the maître d' tells you they're fully booked. Do you...
- A.
Shrug. Who needs that overpriced food, anyway?
- B.
DISPATCH THE PLANES, erasing the restaurant from the face of the Earth with a quick tactical strike.
- C.
Launch an SS-N-15 Starfish cruise missile, flattening the restaurant with a 100 kiloton nuclear detonation.
- D.
Slip secretly into the back of the restaurant, making full use of your radar-absorbent hull, before shattering everything in the kitchen with a single round from your 57mm gun.
- E.
Come back another night.
- 5.What did Francis Scott Key do for a living?
- A.
Soldier
- B.
Merchant
- C.
Minister
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