A plate of delicious cold cuts.
A six-pack of beer.
An intriguing selection of ballistic missiles.
Close to a hundred fixed wing and rotary wing aircraft.
I bring the latest in surveillance technology and listen in on the party from 200km away while viewing the house on a TRS-3D/16-ES multimode acquisition 3D radar.
Approach a nearby lake, submerge myself beneath the surface and remain perfectly still and undetected for almost 100 days
DISPATCH THE PLANES!
Check the wallet for money.
Take the wallet to a police station
Approach it and lay a couple of mines.
My ability to make almost no noise.
My positive outlook.
DISPATCH THE PLANES. Wait, what was the question?
My ability to move using only thunderously powerful jets of water.
Shrug. Who needs that overpriced food, anyway?
DISPATCH THE PLANES, erasing the restaurant from the face of the Earth with a quick tactical strike.
Launch an SS-N-15 Starfish cruise missile, flattening the restaurant with a 100 kiloton nuclear detonation.
Slip secretly into the back of the restaurant, making full use of your radar-absorbent hull, before shattering everything in the kitchen with a single round from your 57mm gun.
Come back another night.