Which My Immortal Character Are You?
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A quiz to help you find out which of the My Immortal cast members you're most in tune with!
- 1.You send Adele your nudes on snapchat, but a few seconds later, it comes up with the icon that lets you know when someone screenshots your snap! What do you do?!
- A.
Tell everyone that those are Adele's nudes, not mine. Nobody will believe me, but the confusion will act as a smokescreen.
- B.
Cry and do nothing to better my situation.
- C.
Politely inform Adele that you'll murder her because she's a prep.
- D.
"No." I answered.
- E.
Hell yeah. Adele liked my nudes.
- F.
Impolitely inform Adele that you'll murder her because she's a prep.
- 2.Oh no! You have to attend college! What do you do?
- A.
Cry.
- B.
Cover up my pentagram scar with white foundation.
- C.
Go to a My Chemical Romance concert... as the lead singer! What an excellent ruse.
- D.
Politely inform college that, while I appreciate the offer... fucking hell no.
- E.
Skive for the entire year, using my dead vampire parents as an excuse.
- F.
"No." I shouted angrily.
- 3.You actually go outside for once. You're walking down the street, and about a dozen meters ahead of you is a child running a lemonade stand. You look down to the floor, hoping to be able to avoid the interaction entirely, but your worst nightmares manifest. "Hello! Would you like to try some of my lemonade?"
- A.
Offer to help him run the lemonade stand out of the goodness of my heart.
- B.
Do nothing, but lie to my friends later about how good of a person I was and about how I saved the kid's life.
- C.
Pretend to be deaf so that I can avoid the social interaction.
- D.
"Yes." I answered.
- E.
Offer to help him run the lemonade stand out of the expectation that I'll get free lemonade.
- F.
Call him a prep, punch him in the face and piss in his lemonade.
- 4.You wake up one morning. You walk downstairs, look out at the greenery in the back garden. You can hear children playing outside - gross. Suddenly, a football drops from over the fence, like a small child falling into a gorilla enclosure. What do you do?
- A.
Take a knife, pop the ball and slit my wrists.
- B.
Take a knife, pop the ball and carve a pentagram scar into it before throwing it back over the garden fence.
- C.
Put on my 'Avril Lavigne' cloak, throw the ball back over the fence.
- D.
Put on my 'Hell Yeah' cloak, keep the ball. I'll never use it - ew, sport - but I'm a hoarder.
- E.
"No." I answered.
- F.
Take a knife, pop the ball and carve a cross into it before throwing it back over the garden fence.
- 5.A new girl transfers into your class. Quintessential, she's pretty, plain and in pink. What do you do?
- A.
-cums in her pussy-
- B.
Talk to her. I'm not a prep, but I'm definitely not not a prep - maybe she could use a friend.
- C.
Do nothing. She's just a transfer student - she isn't that special.
- D.
Think about talking to her and converting her to Satanism. Probably too much effort though.
- E.
Think about talking to her. Decide against it because you'd fuck it up anyway. Cry.
- F.
Kill her. I'm not a prep, and I'm definitely not a prep - maybe she could use a funeral.
- 6.The stars have aligned, and the gods have planned against you. Through some horrible circumstances, you have to attend a party and interact with other human beings. What's your game plan?
- A.
Cry so much my parents decide it's not worth the effort to bring me. Fucking score.
- B.
Scream, "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then... my eyes will roll up! You'll only be able to see my red whites. Parents decide it's not worth the effort to bring me. Fucking score.
- C.
Attend. Lie to myself that it won't be that bad. It will be that bad. Cry.
- D.
Attend. Say 'Hell yeah' a lot on instinct because memes have become an inscrutable part of your way of speaking. Cry later, thinking about how your entire life revolves around memes. Hell yeah.
- E.
Attend. Be at the corner of the room, looking at memes on my phone the entire time. Pretend I'm not even there. Get my dick out for Harambe when nobody's looking.
- F.
Attend. Paint all of the decorations black. Call everyone preps. Piss in the punch.
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