I am so stereotypical for my sign, like, everything they say is true.
Zodiac? What about it
Greek astrology doesn't matter. Your sign doesn't even match up with your birth date.
If you mention that astro-bullshit, I'm gonna fuck you up.
I like knowing things about myself.
Bush did 911
Tag yourself i'm
Trollface
*does not answer question bc of fear*
*in head* fuck this fuck this fuck this
Water
Earth
Air
Fire
No
Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff
Gryffindor
Fuck hogwarts fuck gandalf fuck yourself
Slytherin
Ravenclaw :/
Hogwarts isn't real.
Fuck Hufflepuff
I'm going to light Hogwarts on Fire
Gryffindor
Absolutely not. I'd call Harrison Ford "Daddy" in bed.
This is difficult because beards arouse me, but so does Harrison Ford circa 1978
I want her to be a Kenobi, but they're gonna make her a Skywalker, I know it.
I hope she's a Skywalker so the Reylo shippers feel the disgust of falling for an incest ship, even though they could have learned caution from the past (Luke and Leia ring a bell?), they carried full force ahead with their 50 Shades of Force fantasies. For shame.
KENOBI BC SHE'S NOT A WHINY BABY
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE SKYWALKERS STOPPED FUCKING UP THE GALAXY
Who's Rey
British stuff. Classic shit.
Paper has glucose.
I don't know how to read.
Exclusively YA literature.
I prefer reading on my kindle.
As icy and cold as your dead black heart.
My body is both a poop gun and a portable heater.
I can't pick a single color because the others will feel left out (but lowkey fuck some colors)
Orange!!
Purple
I love all the colors!
I can't see colors besides the color of blood and I'm addicted to it because my world is so bland so I kill people for a hit.
I'm not answering this.
It's bigger than yours lmao
I have a micropenis
I don't have one
LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY TREE, BACK AT LEAST 12 GENERATIONS
BERNIE SANDERS
There is literally no point in voting.
Something's feeling the Bern right now. It's my anus.
Vermine Supreme
I'm voting for a republican. Either Trump or Cruz. We've had enough of one demographic president!
Wait!
Here's an interesting quiz for you.