Who Tf Are You(Zodiac)?
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Zodiac
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I am so stereotypical for my sign, like, everything they say is true.
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Zodiac? What about it
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Greek astrology doesn't matter. Your sign doesn't even match up with your birth date.
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If you mention that astro-bullshit, I'm gonna fuck you up.
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I like knowing things about myself.
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Explore your personality and preferences with the 'Who tf are you(Zodiac)? ' quiz! Dive into questions about your Zodiac sign, meme preferences, desired magical and elemental powers, and your fit in the Hogwarts houses. Perfect for fun and self-discovery.
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Memes
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Bush did 911
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Tag yourself i'm
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Trollface
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*does not answer question bc of fear*
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*in head* fuck this fuck this fuck this
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Wtf kinda bender do you want to be
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Water
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Earth
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Air
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Fire
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No
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Which Hogwarts house do you want to be in?
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Ravenclaw
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Hufflepuff
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Gryffindor
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Fuck hogwarts fuck gandalf fuck yourself
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Slytherin
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Which Hogwarts House are you actually in
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Ravenclaw :/
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Hogwarts isn't real.
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Fuck Hufflepuff
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I'm going to light Hogwarts on Fire
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Gryffindor
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Bearded Ewan McGregor is better than young Harrison Ford
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Absolutely not. I'd call Harrison Ford "Daddy" in bed.
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This is difficult because beards arouse me, but so does Harrison Ford circa 1978
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Is Rey a Skywalker or a Kenobi
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I want her to be a Kenobi, but they're gonna make her a Skywalker, I know it.
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I hope she's a Skywalker so the Reylo shippers feel the disgust of falling for an incest ship, even though they could have learned caution from the past (Luke and Leia ring a bell?), they carried full force ahead with their 50 Shades of Force fantasies. For shame.
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KENOBI BC SHE'S NOT A WHINY BABY
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE SKYWALKERS STOPPED FUCKING UP THE GALAXY
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Who's Rey
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What kinds of books do you read?
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British stuff. Classic shit.
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Paper has glucose.
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I don't know how to read.
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Exclusively YA literature.
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I prefer reading on my kindle.
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Body Temperature
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As icy and cold as your dead black heart.
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My body is both a poop gun and a portable heater.
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Color
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I can't pick a single color because the others will feel left out (but lowkey fuck some colors)
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Orange!!
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Purple
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I love all the colors!
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I can't see colors besides the color of blood and I'm addicted to it because my world is so bland so I kill people for a hit.
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Penis length?
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I'm not answering this.
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It's bigger than yours lmao
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I have a micropenis
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I don't have one
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LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY TREE, BACK AT LEAST 12 GENERATIONS
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Who are you voting for?
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BERNIE SANDERS
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There is literally no point in voting.
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Something's feeling the Bern right now. It's my anus.
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Vermine Supreme
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I'm voting for a republican. Either Trump or Cruz. We've had enough of one demographic president!
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