Who Tf Are You(Zodiac)?

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Zodiac Quizzes & Trivia

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    Zodiac

    • A. 

      I am so stereotypical for my sign, like, everything they say is true.

    • B. 

      Zodiac? What about it

    • C. 

      Greek astrology doesn't matter. Your sign doesn't even match up with your birth date.

    • D. 

      If you mention that astro-bullshit, I'm gonna fuck you up.

    • E. 

      I like knowing things about myself.

  • 2. 

    Memes

    • A. 

      Bush did 911

    • B. 

      Tag yourself i'm

    • C. 

      Trollface

    • D. 

      *does not answer question bc of fear*

    • E. 

      *in head* fuck this fuck this fuck this

  • 3. 

    Wtf kinda bender do you want to be 

    • A. 

      Water

    • B. 

      Earth

    • C. 

      Air

    • D. 

      Fire

    • E. 

      No

  • 4. 

    Which Hogwarts house do you want to be in?

    • A. 

      Ravenclaw

    • B. 

      Hufflepuff

    • C. 

      Gryffindor

    • D. 

      Fuck hogwarts fuck gandalf fuck yourself

    • E. 

      Slytherin

  • 5. 

    Which Hogwarts House are you actually in 

    • A. 

      Ravenclaw :/

    • B. 

      Hogwarts isn't real.

    • C. 

      Fuck Hufflepuff

    • D. 

      I'm going to light Hogwarts on Fire

    • E. 

      Gryffindor

  • 6. 

    Bearded Ewan McGregor is better than young Harrison Ford

    • A. 

      Absolutely not. I'd call Harrison Ford "Daddy" in bed.

    • B. 

      This is difficult because beards arouse me, but so does Harrison Ford circa 1978

  • 7. 

    Is Rey a Skywalker or a Kenobi

    • A. 

      I want her to be a Kenobi, but they're gonna make her a Skywalker, I know it.

    • B. 

      I hope she's a Skywalker so the Reylo shippers feel the disgust of falling for an incest ship, even though they could have learned caution from the past (Luke and Leia ring a bell?), they carried full force ahead with their 50 Shades of Force fantasies. For shame.

    • C. 

      KENOBI BC SHE'S NOT A WHINY BABY

    • D. 

      WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE SKYWALKERS STOPPED FUCKING UP THE GALAXY

    • E. 

      Who's Rey

  • 8. 

    What kinds of books do you read?

    • A. 

      British stuff. Classic shit.

    • B. 

      Paper has glucose.

    • C. 

      I don't know how to read.

    • D. 

      Exclusively YA literature.

    • E. 

      I prefer reading on my kindle.

  • 9. 

    Body Temperature

    • A. 

      As icy and cold as your dead black heart.

    • B. 

      My body is both a poop gun and a portable heater.

  • 10. 

    Color

    • A. 

      I can't pick a single color because the others will feel left out (but lowkey fuck some colors)

    • B. 

      Orange!!

    • C. 

      Purple

    • D. 

      I love all the colors!

    • E. 

      I can't see colors besides the color of blood and I'm addicted to it because my world is so bland so I kill people for a hit.

  • 11. 

    Penis length? 

    • A. 

      I'm not answering this.

    • B. 

      It's bigger than yours lmao

    • C. 

      I have a micropenis

    • D. 

      I don't have one

    • E. 

      LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY TREE, BACK AT LEAST 12 GENERATIONS

  • 12. 

    Who are you voting for?

    • A. 

      BERNIE SANDERS

    • B. 

      There is literally no point in voting.

    • C. 

      Something's feeling the Bern right now. It's my anus.

    • D. 

      Vermine Supreme

    • E. 

      I'm voting for a republican. Either Trump or Cruz. We've had enough of one demographic president!

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