Who Tf Are You(Zodiac)?

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    Zodiac

    • I am so stereotypical for my sign, like, everything they say is true.
    • Zodiac? What about it
    • Greek astrology doesn't matter. Your sign doesn't even match up with your birth date.
    • If you mention that astro-bullshit, I'm gonna fuck you up.
    • I like knowing things about myself.
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About This Quiz

Explore your personality and preferences with the 'Who tf are you(Zodiac)? ' quiz! Dive into questions about your Zodiac sign, meme preferences, desired magical and elemental powers, and your fit in the Hogwarts houses. Perfect for fun and self-discovery.

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  • 2. 

    Memes

    • Bush did 911

    • Tag yourself i'm

    • Trollface

    • *does not answer question bc of fear*

    • *in head* fuck this fuck this fuck this

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  • 3. 

    Wtf kinda bender do you want to be 

    • Water

    • Earth

    • Air

    • Fire

    • No

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  • 4. 

    Which Hogwarts house do you want to be in?

    • Ravenclaw

    • Hufflepuff

    • Gryffindor

    • Fuck hogwarts fuck gandalf fuck yourself

    • Slytherin

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  • 5. 

    Which Hogwarts House are you actually in 

    • Ravenclaw :/

    • Hogwarts isn't real.

    • Fuck Hufflepuff

    • I'm going to light Hogwarts on Fire

    • Gryffindor

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  • 6. 

    Bearded Ewan McGregor is better than young Harrison Ford

    • Absolutely not. I'd call Harrison Ford "Daddy" in bed.

    • This is difficult because beards arouse me, but so does Harrison Ford circa 1978

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  • 7. 

    Is Rey a Skywalker or a Kenobi

    • I want her to be a Kenobi, but they're gonna make her a Skywalker, I know it.

    • I hope she's a Skywalker so the Reylo shippers feel the disgust of falling for an incest ship, even though they could have learned caution from the past (Luke and Leia ring a bell?), they carried full force ahead with their 50 Shades of Force fantasies. For shame.

    • KENOBI BC SHE'S NOT A WHINY BABY

    • WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE SKYWALKERS STOPPED FUCKING UP THE GALAXY

    • Who's Rey

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  • 8. 

    What kinds of books do you read?

    • British stuff. Classic shit.

    • Paper has glucose.

    • I don't know how to read.

    • Exclusively YA literature.

    • I prefer reading on my kindle.

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  • 9. 

    Body Temperature

    • As icy and cold as your dead black heart.

    • My body is both a poop gun and a portable heater.

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    Color

    • I can't pick a single color because the others will feel left out (but lowkey fuck some colors)

    • Orange!!

    • Purple

    • I love all the colors!

    • I can't see colors besides the color of blood and I'm addicted to it because my world is so bland so I kill people for a hit.

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    Penis length? 

    • I'm not answering this.

    • It's bigger than yours lmao

    • I have a micropenis

    • I don't have one

    • LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY TREE, BACK AT LEAST 12 GENERATIONS

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    Who are you voting for?

    • BERNIE SANDERS

    • There is literally no point in voting.

    • Something's feeling the Bern right now. It's my anus.

    • Vermine Supreme

    • I'm voting for a republican. Either Trump or Cruz. We've had enough of one demographic president!

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