What Is Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?

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What Is Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?

One morning, you wake up to an abnormally quiet sunrise-- no neighborhood dog can be heard, there is no sound of passing traffic, not even the birds can be heard from your open window. Your reverie is suddenly interrupted by a terrified scream downstairs. The zombie apocalypse has begun. As the world around you falls apart, how will you survive? What is your plan to beat the zombie apocalypse?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You see a black snake in your yard. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Set your hunting dogs on it

    • B. 

      Calmly call animal control

    • C. 

      Stick it in a bag and throw it in the forest

    • D. 

      Leave it there-- its not doing any harm

    • E. 

      Scream, then scream louder

  • 2. 
    You are making solo dinner plans. What do you do for your dinner? 
    • A. 

      Easy: you go to your shed and cook up the deer meat you've been saving

    • B. 

      Go fishing in your kayak and cook a nice trout dinner

    • C. 

      Hot pocket maybe? Hopefully there is some leftover pizza in the fridge

    • D. 

      Cook a balanced and well rounded meal from your stocked fridge

    • E. 

      Eat out

  • 3. 
    What do you do to stay in shape?
    • A. 

      Mountain biking or trail running is ideal

    • B. 

      An early swim, surfing, or an early morning run along the beach

    • C. 

      Workout? LOL

    • D. 

      Go to the gym and do yoga/pump iron/zumba

    • E. 

      I just go hunting. I might hit up the gym too with my friends

  • 4. 
    A stranger knocks on your door and asks for money or food. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Give them some food or money and send them on their way

    • B. 

      Let them in and share your dinner with them

    • C. 

      Tell them your neighbor is set

    • D. 

      Give them a ride to town and buy them dinner

    • E. 

      Tell them if they don't get off your property, they'll be seeing the end of your two barrel

  • 5. 
    The power goes out and you are left in the dark for hours. What do you do? 
    • A. 

      Spend some time looking at the stars

    • B. 

      Turn on the ol' generator

    • C. 

      Light up your candles, and play board games with the fam

    • D. 

      Get in fetal, and rock gently back and forth

    • E. 

      Ignite the fireplace and go to sleep

  • 6. 
    What is your ideal zombie-survival clothing?
    • A. 

      IDK tennis shoes?

    • B. 

      Dark wetsuit and lightweight armor for a quick escape

    • C. 

      Warm and heavy clothing to protect against zombie bites and carry supplies

    • D. 

      Full out camo and face paint

    • E. 

      Athletic clothes to make a quick get away

  • 7. 
    What is your ideal (non firearm) zombie killing weapon?
    • A. 

      Cross bow

    • B. 

      A katana or a nine iron

    • C. 

      A sledge hammer or an axe

    • D. 

      Tactical knife

    • E. 

      Bare hands

  • 8. 
    What is your ideal zombocalypse vehicle?
    • A. 

      US Navy Stealth Boat

    • B. 

      Lol idk there are no such things as zombie

    • C. 

      Boeing AH-64 Apache

    • D. 

      Abram Tank

    • E. 

      Armored truck with a gunner on top