Book Recommendation Machine 2
Find your next favorite book, or not; I don't know you.
- 1.
Pick a fruit.
- A.
Apples
- B.
Bannanas
- C.
Grapes
- D.
Grapefruits
- E.
Nectarines
- F.
Peaches
- G.
Tangelos
- H.
Pineapple
- I.
Fuck fruit
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- 2.
Pick some words that you particularly like:
- A.
Subjugate
- B.
Pearl
- C.
Semen
- D.
Dirigible
- E.
Stupefy
- F.
Petrichor
- G.
Quantum
- H.
Gogol
- I.
Xenophobe
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- 3.
Which books have you read/want to read?
- A.
A Most Wanted Man
- B.
Lord of the Flies
- C.
A Tale of Two Cities
- D.
Gravity's Rainbow
- E.
Lord of the Rings
- F.
Wind Up Bird Chronicles
- G.
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
- H.
Never Let Me Go
- I.
I, Robot
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- 4.
Pick a band.
- A.
Gogol Bordello
- B.
The Beatles
- C.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- D.
Nine Inch Nails
- E.
The Decemberists
- F.
Fleet Foxes
- G.
Fountains of Wayne
- H.
She & Him
- I.
James Blake
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- 5.
What is a genre (in regards to books)?
- A.
Something to break.
- B.
Who cares?
- C.
Something to play with.
- D.
A set of tools.
- E.
A rubric to make interesting stories.
- F.
An outmoded concept.
- G.
Mostly platypuses, I think.
- H.
Something bookstores put on books to make them easier to sell.
- I.
A playground.
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- 6.
Pick a TV show.
- A.
The Americans
- B.
Community
- C.
Game of Thrones
- D.
Mad Men
- E.
Transparent
- F.
True Detective
- G.
In The Thick of It
- H.
Doctor Who
- I.
Battlestar Galactica
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- 7.
Which heroes do you feel represent you?
- A.
Batman
- B.
Deadpool
- C.
Dream
- D.
Thor
- E.
Captain America
- F.
None?
- G.
Sherlock Holmes
- H.
Ant Man
- I.
Luke Skywalker
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- 8.
Pick a Harry Potter character.
- A.
Lucius Malfoy
- B.
Luna Lovegood
- C.
Dobby
- D.
Severus Snape
- E.
Albus Dumbledore
- F.
Harry Potter
- G.
Ron Weasley
- H.
Hermione Granger
- I.
Minerva McGonagall
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- 9.
Fantasy is my favorite genre.
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 10.
I prefer longer books.
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 11.
I prefer deep character development to exciting plots.
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 12.
I prefer transgressive novels that feature innovative social commentary.
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 13.
Pick a genre of film you despise.
- A.
Romance (Katherine Heigl)
- B.
Shitty psychological drama
- C.
High drama
- D.
Mumblecore
- E.
Experimental (French)
- F.
Experimental (German)
- G.
Cheesy Action
- H.
Bad Scifi
- I.
Schlocky shoot 'em up
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- 14.
"Cheaper by the Dozen" is a better film than people think.
- A.
False
- B.
True
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- 15.
What's worth two month's pay?
- A.
A trip to Egypt
- B.
A trip to New Orleans
- C.
A trip to London
- D.
A one hour conversation with your favorite (living) author
- E.
A beautiful new bookshelf
- F.
A trip to Japan
- G.
A cloned dodo bird
- H.
Meeting your favorite actor for drinks
- I.
A trip in Virgin Galactic's sub-orbital space ship
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