Volunteering or doing community service
Cleaning up around the house
Hanging out with friends
Work out until I throw up, pass out, or die
Sleep, eat, Netflix, poop, repeat
Doing my homework so Mrs. Urteaga loves me :)
Always staying close to your friend so you won't get lost in a sea of strangers
Breaking it down on the dance floor
Scouting for bae
Mixing the drinks
Dropping your new mixtape
Literally what even?
...Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Your joke was bad and you should feel bad
Show no mercy and shoo them out of your room. You don't need worthless scum interrupting your "me" time
Give them a second, fair chance to make up their grade. Everyone deserves a second chance
One extra point for every five push-ups they can do in a minute.
Gravely tell them they have dishonored their family
Laugh hysterically at the thought that a peasant like them has the right to speak to you
You think I would actually be a teacher...?
Walking up SGP's stairs to my next class (it's harder than it looks)
Single and ready to mingle! ...if only the ladies were
Happily in a relationship
Unhappily in a relationship
I am a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man
Me, myself, and I, but I do reject myself sometimes, just to keep things interesting
Currently involved in a double relationship with food and my bed. And we are all very happy
Girlfriend, weekend girlfriend, side bae #1, side bae #2, side bae #3, friend with benefits, I can go on and on...
Apologize a hundred times for what you've done, return the item, and promise to never, ever do it again
Talk your way out of it and convince them you weren't actually shoplifting
Blame your friend and run away
Haggle with them. It was clearly overpriced anyway and maybe you can get a discount
I wouldn't even shoplift in the first place
I wouldn't even be in the mall in the first place
I wouldn't even get caught shoplifting in the first place
Answer like a mofo cause you actually happened to be paying attention
Say you don't know and go back to sleep
Boyyyy I got this!!! (doesn't actually have it)
Sometimes I cry every time.
Say random stuff and let Jesus take the wheel
Join the Rebellion. You'd be glad to lay down your life fighting for what you believe in
Assist in overthrowing Donna Grant and Dr. Susan Hull, then usurp their positions of authority. You'd do a better job anyway
Y'all ain't got no chill