Mojo Quiz
This is test to see how this program works. The questions are intentionally idiotic.
Questions and Answers
- 1.
What are the ages in which mojo is on the ascent?
- A.
18-25
- B.
25-35
- C.
35-45
- D.
45+
Correct Answer
B. 25-35Explanation
The ages in which mojo is on the ascent is between 25 and 35. Prior to the age of 25, mojo is dispersed; after 35, it begins it's precipitious decline.Rate this question:
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- 2.
To what extent does is mojo depleted by contant with harpies.
- A.
To the greatest extent imaginable.
- B.
To a significant extent.
- C.
To an insignificant extent.
- D.
Not at all
Correct Answer
A. To the greatest extent imaginable.Explanation
Harpies exist solely to deplete mojo reserves. Stay far, far, away from them if you want to retain yours.Rate this question:
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- 3.
There is an unlimited amount of mojo in the universe.
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. FalseExplanation
Mojo exists only in limited quanties in the universe. The Supreme Mojo Mover has mojo in unlimited quanities but as it emanates from him, through the Mojo-Nous, it dissapates in quantity and quality.Rate this question:
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- 4.
Which famous artist had a mojo level of approximately 472 and is considered one of the most mojo-enriched males in history
- A.
Raphael
- B.
Pablo Piccaso
- C.
Andy Warhol
- D.
Grandma Moses
Correct Answer
B. Pablo PiccasoExplanation
Pablo Picasso had an estimated mj level of 472. Raphael's was 327 and Andy Warhol's was 62. Grandma Moses was a woman, and, therefore, didn't possess mojo.Rate this question:
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- 5.
Which philosopher of Mojosity wrote the following profound observation:"Mr. Mojo risin'Ri-sin', Risin'Got 'ta keep on risin'"Hint: He is also known as the "Lizard King"
- A.
Morty Zucherman
- B.
Rocco Capamezzo
- C.
Jim Morrison
- D.
Alcibiades J. Grunthaler
Correct Answer
C. Jim MorrisonExplanation
Answer: Jim Morrison. If you answered, Rocco Capamezzo, you are not completely wrong, since he wrote a renowned treatise entitled, "Mojo Rising."Rate this question:
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- 6.
Who is the only woman in history to have more mojo than any of her male family members?
Correct Answer
Barbara BushExplanation
Barbara Bush is the only woman in history to have more "mojo" than any of her male family members. This implies that she had a greater influence, power, or charisma compared to her male relatives. The term "mojo" suggests that she possessed a unique and exceptional quality that set her apart from her male family members.Rate this question:
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The following essay does not count for credit, but tests your understanding of the theoretical content of this course:"What are some of the ways in which the mojo levels of a male after the age of 36 can become sadly depleted."
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