Ron has never been legally married
They were left in Donna's car.
Ron ate all the eggs, and all the bacon.
Tom never hid them.
Andy thought it was a competition, came early, and took all the eggs.
Treat Yo Self (To a Fancy-Ass Home)
Posh in Pawnee
Regal Meagle Real Estate
She's promoting her run for City Council.
She married two male penguins at the zoo.
She got kicked out of The Snakehole Lounge for fighting with Ann.
She wants to hold Jerry's birthday party there.
Three times, but Andy did it that one time.
Like, who knows? Don't you work at Lady Foot Locker?
Three, but the box of pocket squares doesn't really count
None. She's there to watch Deep Blue Sea on Blu-Ray.
The Snakehole Lounge
At the Freddy Spaghetti concert
“A Very Gergich Christmas”
She doesn't have a middle name.