Which Enlightenment Thinker Are You?

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Which Enlightenment Thinker Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How do you feel about nature? 
    • A. 

      I respect nature. Nature is all about survival of the fittest. 

    • B. 

      There is a certain beauty in nature, mostly because everything is free and uncorrupted in the natural world. 

    • C. 

      Nature...it's just like everywhere else, but without indoor plumbing. 

    • D. 

      I love nature so much!!!! Everyone is free in nature. Nature is beautiful and pure and those who live within nature are the best types of people. 

  • 2. 
    How do you feel about government? 
    • A. 

      People should be afraid of the government, that is how they will obey and do the right thing. 

    • B. 

      The government should be designed to protect your human rights and your wallet. 

    • C. 

      The people in government should be the smartest amongst all of us and set a good example. 

    • D. 

      The people should be in charge to make their own laws, and they should be able to overthrow the government when the government doesn't protect them. 

    • E. 

      Option 5

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about war? 
    • A. 

      Do it. 

    • B. 

      War is wrong because during war people have their rights taken away. 

    • C. 

      War is cruel and human suffering of any kind is wrong. 

    • D. 

      There is no war in nature. We should be like squirrels. 

  • 4. 
    What do you think about the education system? 
    • A. 

      People are stupid. There is nothing you can do to help them. Education can't save them. 

    • B. 

      The education system corrupts young minds, teaching them how to be slaves to society. 

    • C. 

      Education is important. Too bad most people are too stupid and waste away their education. 

    • D. 

      Schools teach you all the wrong things. Everything you need to learn, you can learn from squirrels. 

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about science? 
    • A. 

      Science only reveals to us how cruel and pathetic life is. 

    • B. 

      The science like biology are cool and all, but I really like psychology. 

    • C. 

      I love science. I love experiments. I worship Sir Isaac Newton. 

    • D. 

      Science is about observing and observing how beautiful and pure and amazing nature is (like squirrel societies) will only help us make progress. 

  • 6. 
    Do you believe people should have rights?
    • A. 

      Of course, but the minute you start setting up a government those rights get chipped away. You really should consider going to live amongst the tribes of the Amazon, if you want all of your rights. 

    • B. 

      No if they have too many rights, they will start to act up, and cause chaos.  Then everyone will die. 

    • C. 

      That is the wrong question. People are born with rights. The question should be how do we protect them? 

    • D. 

      Yes, which is why we need to talk about tolerance. Teach tolerance and people will want to protect others' rights like they would their own. 

  • 7. 
    What do you think about slavery? 
    • A. 

      Life is slavery. 

    • B. 

      On the record: Hate it; Off the record: I like getting what I want for cheap. 

    • C. 

      Slavery is disgusting and the ultimate marker of an intolerant society that abuses power. 

    • D. 

      Slavery is everywhere, which is why you need to go hang out with squirrels. 

  • 8. 
    How should you cope with evil and cruelty? 
    • A. 

      Get used to it and stop complaining. 

    • B. 

      Revolution. Fight those who are evil and cruel. 

    • C. 

      Make fun of the evil ones, and the cruel ones. Reduce to tears with your terrible words until the realize the evil of their ways. 

    • D. 

      As long as you live in a society you will participate in its evil and its cruelty. Be like the squirrels. 

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