Which Enlightenment Thinker Are You?

I respect nature. Nature is all about survival of the fittest. 

There is a certain beauty in nature, mostly because everything is free and uncorrupted in the natural world. 

Nature...it's just like everywhere else, but without indoor plumbing. 

I love nature so much!!!! Everyone is free in nature. Nature is beautiful and pure and those who live within nature are the best types of people. 

People should be afraid of the government, that is how they will obey and do the right thing. 

The government should be designed to protect your human rights and your wallet. 

The people in government should be the smartest amongst all of us and set a good example. 

The people should be in charge to make their own laws, and they should be able to overthrow the government when the government doesn't protect them. 

Option 5

Do it. 

War is wrong because during war people have their rights taken away. 

War is cruel and human suffering of any kind is wrong. 

There is no war in nature. We should be like squirrels. 

People are stupid. There is nothing you can do to help them. Education can't save them. 

The education system corrupts young minds, teaching them how to be slaves to society. 

Education is important. Too bad most people are too stupid and waste away their education. 

Schools teach you all the wrong things. Everything you need to learn, you can learn from squirrels. 

Science only reveals to us how cruel and pathetic life is. 

The science like biology are cool and all, but I really like psychology. 

I love science. I love experiments. I worship Sir Isaac Newton. 

Science is about observing and observing how beautiful and pure and amazing nature is (like squirrel societies) will only help us make progress. 

Of course, but the minute you start setting up a government those rights get chipped away. You really should consider going to live amongst the tribes of the Amazon, if you want all of your rights. 

No if they have too many rights, they will start to act up, and cause chaos.  Then everyone will die. 

That is the wrong question. People are born with rights. The question should be how do we protect them? 

Yes, which is why we need to talk about tolerance. Teach tolerance and people will want to protect others' rights like they would their own. 

Life is slavery. 

On the record: Hate it; Off the record: I like getting what I want for cheap. 

Slavery is disgusting and the ultimate marker of an intolerant society that abuses power. 

Slavery is everywhere, which is why you need to go hang out with squirrels. 

Get used to it and stop complaining. 

Revolution. Fight those who are evil and cruel. 

Make fun of the evil ones, and the cruel ones. Reduce to tears with your terrible words until the realize the evil of their ways. 

As long as you live in a society you will participate in its evil and its cruelty. Be like the squirrels.