Dark Ages: Vampire Clan Test

1. What best represents your view of the world?

Even though it’s been pretty fucked up, there’s still beauty to be found in the world.

The world is messed up, but I will do everything within my power to better it whether those actions be as small as bringing a smile to someone's face.

The world is dying. We really can't do anything about it but watch and learn from it as much as we can.

None of the above.

2. You've been working on a paper for hours, the deadline is tomorrow. Suddenly, your PC crashes and restarts, the file has become corrupted. What do you do?

I’ll be DAMNED if I don’t finish this, not after all those hours! I’d get an inhumane rush of adrenaline and finish it in record time.

That royally sucks! I’d send an e-mail to my teacher explaining the situation, and write down what I remember to show I haven’t been doing nothing.

Fuck it. Guess that’s a sign from whatever God that I should just go to bed. I’ll probably just copy it from a buddy.

I’d probably cry about it for a week or 4.

None of the above.

3. How did/do/would you have dealt with bullies?

If I knew I could get away with it, I'd definitely punch them in the face. Bullies deserve nothing more.

Whatever they use to put me down, I'll try to use against them. I can spread rumors and talk shit as much as they can.

I'd be sneaky about it, but I'll have my payback. Can't risk them knowing it was me, but I believe they should not go unpunished

I'd talk to a teacher about it. They'll have to back off or get expelled, in the latter case it's a win for the whole school.

None of the above.

4. Which applies to you the most?

The truth is subjective.

The truth is objective.

Neither/Both.

5. Finish the sentence: I will always…

Find my way back up.

Figure things out.

Fight ‘till the end.

None of the above.

6. You have a job interview with the CEO of a company. How do you make sure you get the job?

I make sure I tell them all about my ideas for the company, about how it can be improved and reach the next level. That will surely show my ambition and dedication to the company.

I did my preparations and now it’s a matter of listening carefully. I’ll probe and prod and figure out exactly what they want, and be that person.

I’m all about a good conversation. I’m sure that with a couple of well-placed remarks, dropping the right names, saying the right things at the right time, I’ll be sure to get the job.

I did a lot of checking on the company. I may even have been there on Friday nights for the after work drinks, or talked to (former) employees. Who said I was the only one that should be interviewed?

None of the above.

7. What trait is most important to you?

My intuition. I have a strong gut feeling which always seems to drag me through hard decisions.

My cunning. It's so important to be able to know when and when not to act. Patience is a virtue.

My identity. My culture and/or sense of self are very important to me.

My strength. Whether physical or mental, I know I can always rely on myself to get through things.

My ambition. Without it I would not have dreams or goals.

8. What does this painting make you feel?(The tilled field, Joan Miro)

Chaos, I see all kinds of symbolism and connections in what's pictured, it's kind of overwhelming me.

It looks exotic and strange, it reminds me how much I'd like to travel again.

It's so colorful and dream-like, it makes me think of the garden of Eden.

It's so surreal and ethereal yet so full of life, it actually makes me think of an afterlife-like place.

None of the above.

9. You are in front of a table, what item on it would attract your attention the most?

The Broken mirror.

The Sealed envelope.

The Bloodied knife.

10. How do you use your appearance?

I use my appearance to win people over. I try to doll myself up as much as possible, you’d be amazed by how much you can get with a simple smile.

I use my appearance to intimidate others. It can shock people a little, but I enjoy having that kind of power.

I use my appearance to impress others. I always make sure I am presentable, looks can make or break a first impression after all.

I value practicality over appearance, but I make sure not to look like I just rolled out of bed though.

I really don't care about my appearance, take me or leave me, it's just the way I am.

11. What would you say is your strongest suit?

My physical fitness.

My intellect and mind.

My social skills.

12. There appears to be an abandoned house in the next city over, that is said to be haunted. What would you do with that knowledge?

Find out as much as I can about it, maybe even go there and investigate. My curiosity for these kinds of things is intense, I would not be able to help myself.

Have a discussion about it with my friends. We might tease each other into going there.

I might do some reading about it, but other than that I'm not interested. It's not in my city anyway, so why should I care?

It might spark my interest in who could be haunting it, I'd see if I can find out if anyone died there, or something along those lines.

None of the above.

13. How is your mental stability?

I have my ups and downs of course, but overall I'm pretty good.

Not that good, I suffer breakdowns sometimes.

I used to be in a worse place, but I've overcome it.

14. Is there anyone of high social standing in your family? (CEO, nobility, politicians, famous actors etc.)

Yes, I'm actually pretty closely related!

Somewhere far away in the family as I found out, it's mostly a fun fact to tell at parties.

No, not that I know of.

Yes, I am/my parents are of high social standing.

15. How would you say your life has been going so far?

Full of obstacles and hurdles. It's always one problem after the other, but I haven't given up yet.

I've had some problems of course but nothing too bad. I'm quite lucky to be honest.

It's been ups and downs. Sometimes I encounter a lot of problems, but luckily everything always seems to work out in the end.

16. What is your disposition in life?

Structured.

Flexible.

17. How would you describe yourself?

Thinker.

Doer.

Dreamer.

18. What kind of pet do you prefer?

Something smart that I can teach all sorts of stuff.

Something that's low maintenance probably, I don't want to spend too much time on them, I have more important things to do.

Something fierce that can protect me, or will impress other people.

Something pretty and/or cute, I want to take a lot of pictures of them.

Something exotic and strange, that I can show off to people.

I don't really like animals. So none, preferably.

19. What do you see in this painting?(source: https://www.talesofaraggeddoll.com/ )

A fighter’s cry, pained but unyielding.

Turmoil and chaos released in a scream.

A human emotion, buried deep but breaking free.

A yawn.

20. What, in your opinion, has been the greatest human invention so far out of this list?

The internet.

Agriculture.

Fire.

The wheel.

The printing press.

21. How do you use your intelligence?

I prefer using my intelligence to learn about the people around me. In the end, they'll bring more insight than any book.

I prefer using my intelligence to educate myself. After all, knowledge is power.

I prefer using my intelligence to educate myself, so that I can reflect upon my worldviews.

My what-now?

22. How do you spend your weekends usually?

My ideal weekend is in the comfort of my own home, like reading a book or watching netflix.

I prefer going out on my own during the weekends, like doing sports, seeing a movie or simply taking a stroll.

I prefer spending my weekends with friends, or at parties, I enjoy having lots of people around me as much as possible.