Lotr Conquest Rohan 1: March To Helms Deep-
The ultimate battle experiance. First customize your Urak-Hi warrior and lay siege to the people of Rohan, then discover your ranking and if you survived the first stage if the battle. Its that simple. PLZ try this. I wrote it all out and then my computer broke down and deleted it all. Try some of my others as well! Good luck!
You May Get
Torch bearer: Stragler-
Isengaurd Capitan: Survivor + Bonus-
Spawn of Sauron: DEAD MEAT-
Urak-Hi Warrior: SURVIVOR-
- 1.
saruman has commanded his troops, including you, from the top of the tower of Orthanc in Isengaurd. You must lead a small garrison of troops, from the outskirts of Fangorn forest, to join the massing attack at the Rohhirim base Of Helms deep.What is your war-chant?- A.
LEAVE NONE ALIVE!
- B.
I WANT MY MUMMY!
- C.
Quenya y Ologhi y SNAGA...TO WAR!!!
- D.
MARCH TO HELMS DEEP!
- 2.
Your warriors are closing in on the battle field but nothing has yet happened. You have time to gain some armour from the forge works. What type?
- A.
Helmet. I don't want to be a fuss!
- B.
Full Body armour. Can't get too much Urak armour!
- C.
Chains and helmet. I do like my hats!
- D.
Chains, chains, chains!!! Did I mention chains?lol
- 3.
And a weapon?
- A.
Sword and shield. Nice and easy. Decapitation...oh this has gotta be good!
- B.
Spear and sword. ooooooh its pointy and SHINY!
- C.
Giant explosive torch. YEE HA BIG BOOOM!!!
- D.
Bow and arrow. Get as far away as possible...now attack!
- 4.
WAIT!!! Is that Haldir and his Elven archers from Lorien!? Grrrrrrrrrr Elven scum! Bring forth the siege.....
- A.
Ladders! i DO love climbing!
- B.
Battering Ram! Or we could just knock and ask them politely?
- C.
Wagons! Biiiig Bang! EXPLOSIVES! EXPLOSIVES!
- D.
Towers! LOTS n LOTS OF ARROWS! YAY!!!
- 5.
WE have breeched the top of the wall, but the enemy hold firm. We need to show them whose boss! You launch....
- A.
A torchbarer with an explosive torch at the wall.
- B.
A BATTLE WAGON ALREADY!!!
- C.
An X-wing starfighter, piloted by Luke Skywalker and...oh thats star wars! soz!
- D.
Much more siege ladders untilyou kill them all! Mwah HA HA HA!
- 6.
The wall has collapsed and the Urak's are breaking through! Wait! Catch our breath! Gotta keep fit but healthy! Ok...NOW! DOH! you left it too soon. Now Haldir, Prince of the Woodland Realm, and his Lorien Guards, are attacking! What did you wait for!!!? You need to outsmat him with sword play. Do you.....
- A.
Jab, block, lunge, slice at head, block, move right, cut knee, decapitate?
- B.
Lunge, move left, cut arm, kick, block, pommel in head so he falls to his death?
- C.
Sneak up behind him, vertical slice in back, cut leg as he falls, stab through back?
- D.
Kick him where it hurts and the decapitate him?
- 7.
Haldir has fallen. Helms Deep is nearly ours, manouver the Rohirim guards and the wall will be ours! Great its raining. Guard 1 approaches. What weapon would you rather he had so you can kill him?
- A.
Bow and arrow?
- B.
Shield and spear?
- C.
Axe?
- D.
Dagger?
- 8.
1 down two to go. What spell do you use on the second? He's on horseback.
- A.
Earthquake. he falls through the crater and burns.
- B.
Arrow volley. Summon Thirty arrows into the air and pin point them at the guard.
- C.
Fire wall. A ring of golden flames, envelopes the guard. No escape only fire!
- D.
The magic of my fist! Eat knuckles fool!
- 9.The final guard...he's legged it! You have VICTORY...so far. Try LOTR conquest Rohan 2, to continue your journey. Thanx. How did you like it?
- A.
FAN DABI DOSY!!! TOTALY AWESOME!!!
- B.
Mines better.
- C.
It was good!
- D.
What is guacomoley?
- 10.TO RANK A HIGHER SCORE ANSWER THESE 3 xxxx hard LOTR questions!!!What does roch mean in Sindarin? (elven language used in the third age)HINT: links with the flag of Rohan.
- A.
Horse
- B.
Green
- 11.The Mouth of Sauron belongs to therace of the.....
- A.
Black Numenoreans.
- B.
Black Umbarions
- C.
WHAT THE HELL R U GOING ON ABOUT!!!?
- 12.THE FINAL: Behind Helm's Dike, infront of the glittering caves lay the fortress of .......... or Helms Deep the Hornburg.
- A.
Calenardhon
- B.
Aglarond
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