Is Your Friend The Jerk, Or Are You The Jerk?

1. Think of who started the fight.

My "friend" did!

...I did, but "friend" added to make it a big fight.

IDK! It's hard to tell. I can't remember. It's so confusing!

2. How many times has your "friend" left you for someone else this week?

None, it's a different kind of fight.

1-3 times

3-5 times

My friend hasn't talked to me at all!

3. Right now, during your fight, how is your friend acting?

Sappy and sorry. "friend" is a suck-up cry baby.

Mad, angry, hurtful.

Oblivious to me, stubborn, ignoring me.

4. If you were to fall off a building and break your arms and legs (and your "friend knew about it), do you think "friend" would come to see you in the hospital?

No way! "friend" would laugh at me.

Yes...probably.

IDK.

5. You found your "friend's" jacket in the classroom. Would you return it during the fight?

No way!

I'll burn it!

Yeah, I'll give it to my friend.

Yeah, I'll stuff it in my friend's backpack when my friend is not looking, or give it to someone else to give it to my friend.

6. You just found out your friend's dad has died. What would you do?

I'd ignore it.

I'd call or talk to my friend to console him/her.

7. Your teacher pairs you up with your friend. What would your friend do?

Don't talk about it. My friend would just pretend I'm not there.

Ask the teacher to switch partners.

Talk to me only about school work.

IDK

9. Did your "friend" bring others into this fight? Did they try to make others on their side?

Oh yeah!

No. "friend" just hates me.