Stare at the remote until it submits out of pure fear and gets me to the channel that I want.
Go over and pick it up. I mean, might as well, why not, right? (It's good exercise).
Stay where I'm at and just watch T.V. - even though it's 60 Minutes I am too fat and lazy to go over to get it.
Sit around and hope that one would be thrown through my window like a brick in the 70's.
Kill a man.
Well, no since I rarely ever get up off of the couch.
Yes. I was the only survivor.
No. I would not be able to answer this question if I was, now would I?
No. I'm a Libertarian.
I dunno. I dunno. I don't even know what that is. Ohhhhh, okay........ I dunno.
Yes. Because even I think that people need a chance.
Yeah, once or twice.
No, I'm too fat, lazy, and weak to use one anyways.
I rarely get up out of a chair.
I don't sleep - I wait.
A lot of different things.