How Well Would You Fare In A Fight Against Chuck Norris

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How Well Would You Fare In A Fight Against Chuck Norris

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're watching T.V., the remote is on the other side of the couch. You are feeling too lazy to pick it up. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Stare at the remote until it submits out of pure fear and gets me to the channel that I want.

    • B. 

      Go over and pick it up. I mean, might as well, why not, right? (It's good exercise).

    • C. 

      Stay where I'm at and just watch T.V. - even though it's 60 Minutes I am too fat and lazy to go over to get it.

  • 2. 
    AWhat would you do for a Klondike Bar?
    • A. 

      Pay money.

    • B. 

      Sit around and hope that one would be thrown through my window like a brick in the 70's.

    • C. 

      Kill a man.

  • 3. 
    Have you ever been hit by a train?
    • A. 

      Well, no since I rarely ever get up off of the couch.

    • B. 

      Yes. I was the only survivor.

    • C. 

      No. I would not be able to answer this question if I was, now would I?

  • 4. 
    Are you a Republican?
    • A. 

      No. I'm a Libertarian.

    • B. 

      Yes.

    • C. 

      I dunno. I dunno. I don't even know what that is. Ohhhhh, okay........ I dunno.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever used a machine gun?
    • A. 

      Yes. Because even I think that people need a chance.

    • B. 

      Yeah, once or twice.

    • C. 

      No, I'm too fat, lazy, and weak to use one anyways.

  • 6. 
    What happens in your dreams?
    • A. 

      I rarely get up out of a chair.

    • B. 

      I don't sleep - I wait.

    • C. 

      A lot of different things.