How Well Will You Do In Life?

1. How do you, or did, do at school?

Excellent, I get (or got) straight As at everything from maths to P.E!

I do (or did) fairly well, I'm quite an academic person that way

I scrape (d) through the system, but I don't like it!

I'm (or was) terrible, the class clown... but a failure at my work

I can't remember how I did, It's been that long ago since I dropped out

2. What did you, do you, or plan to do after school?

Not a thing

A low-skilled job

An apprenticeship

Tertiary study at a technical institute

University

3. What working class do (or did) your family belong to?

Upper class - Mansion, tennis court, swimming pool, private education, ferraris and four-wheel drives

Upper middle class - two-storey house, a couple of good cars, normal education

Middle class - average house, average car, normal education

Lower middle class - Little education, small and grotty accomodation (hey, that rhymes!)

Lower class - No education, no roof over my head, nothing

4. A homeless man approaches you for money, what would you do other than give him money?

Say "no, sorry" and give him a small wave

Ignore him

Swear at him or give him an offensive gesture

Beat him up

I am a homeless person myself!

5. When it comes to the last answers of those last two questions, how are you doing this test?

On my own computer

On a computer at a friend's house

At a library somewhere

At an internet cafe somewhere

On a computer I stole...somewhere

6. Do you have friends?

Yes - Pretty much everyone

I have a group of close friends

I have a handful of friends

I don't have friends, but I have acquaintances

No-one likes me, I only have enemies

7. You are confronted by a bully, what do you do?

Stand-tall, look him in the eyes and tell him you aren't going to be pushed around

Just ignore him and hope he'll go away

Yell atrosities back at him

Attack him with physical violence

Murder him

8. What is your opinion on jail?

Don't ask me - I've never been there and don't ever plan to!

Scary, ain't it

Not the best place on earth, but I think that I'd survive

Ah, it's not so tough! I'm no scared of any stupid jail! I dont care if I wind up in the big house

I have to like it - It's what I call home

9. How would you describe your romantic life?

I am in a safe and committed relationship

I'm going out with someone at the moment, but we're not exclusive...

I am single

I hire prostitutes

Are you kidding? No-one of the opposite sex will come near me even wih protective gear on!

10. What is your opinion on yourself?

I think I have some very good qualities

I'm sure I am able to do well if I put the effort in

I'm alright, I guess... Not perfect, but alright

Oh, I'm not so great

I'm a loser! I know I'm going nowhere in life, so I'm not even going to try!