How Prepared Are You For A Yokai Encounter?
This quiz is used to determine how well an individual would fair against multiple encounters and scenarios with yokai.
- 1.
You come across a really foxy lady, i mean she is really hot. You ask her on a date and she agrees. She gets to your house, but your dog who is usually really lazy start freaking out and barking at her like crazy. What do you do?
- A.
Yell at the annoying dog. You have to make sure that your dog doesn't ruin your chances with this girl.
- B.
You start getting nervous that something weird is going on. You only go on one date with the girl because you don't date girls that your dog doesn't like
- C.
This girl is really cute, but you know somethings wrong so you serve her some alcohol to get her to talk more about herself. While you are drinking you find out what's going on by the tail coming out of the back of your date
- D.
You cower in fear in front of your date. You know your dog has special yokai detecting abilities and you're preparing for the worst by curling up into the fetal position
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- 2.
Why is it important to avoid outhouses in the Japanese countryside?
- A.
The toilets are really dirty and there's no toilet paper. Ewwwww..... GROSS!
- B.
For fear of losing your kodama
- C.
This is a quiz about yokai, so there's probably a yokai i'm supposed to be worried about in the outhouse
- D.
Well... if it's near a lake or river, i'm definitely not going in
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- 3.
You come back home and your house is on fire. Which yokai is to blame?
- A.
Nue
- B.
Kitsune
- C.
Charzard
- D.
The "human torch"
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- 4.
While walking back from class, you run into Kuchisake Onna. She takes off her mask and asks "Do I look Beautiful?". How do you respond.
- A.
"oh my gosh, you are by far the ugliest person I have ever seen!!"
- B.
"Are you hitting on me? If so, then yes you are beautiful. I'm not a really picky dater."
- C.
"You are what ever you want to be, just don't cut me to pieces" #starts to cry#
- D.
"Does it matter? I'm screwed either way."
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- 5.
What's the worst place to spend time with your significant other in Japan?
- A.
A bridge
- B.
A haunted house
- C.
A train
- D.
A forest
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- 6.
A little dude with a straw hat and a platter of tofu offers you some of his tofu. What do you do?
- A.
Tell him tofu's not for you
- B.
You're not a rude person, you eat some of the tofu. You don't want to make him feel bad
- C.
Your mom told you not to take tofu from strangers, so you don't
- D.
What kind of tofu has a leaf imprint on it? There's no way your going to eat that, there's definitely something wrong with the tofu
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- 7.
Why don't you make trades with a tanuki?
- A.
Anything with that big of balls can't be trusted
- B.
You make a trade anyways because the tanuki is offering you $1000 for your sweatshirt
- C.
Unless you like twigs and leaves, it's usually not worth it
- D.
You know that if you trade with a tanuki, they'll transform into a woman and steal all your money.
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