Punch the nearest civilian in mouth
Yell 'Oh come onnnnn'
Realise how much of a sexy beast you are and like your own facebook statuses
Lift the nearest Honda Civic
Admit to mistake and shoulder blame
Make the same mistake another 16x while building wrong
Your viability exceeds that of all other summoners(even though you have to jungle all the time because you are the only one pro enough), reviving your champion and punching the enemy nexus in the mouth
You never make mistakes, but if someone else did, you would; throw your keyboard, scream abuse along the lines of 'wtf are you doing you f***ing idiot', while being sure to mention the error as much as possible for the rest of the game and perhaps even after.
Flee for your muscly life
Threaten to punch Cthulu in the mouth with your UFC fighting skills
Maybe Cthulu's an alright guy, just like Danny G who isnt a wanker.
Cobbler Away! into the Civic hitting at least 80km/hr be4 launching yourself into Cthulu's eye, from there you concentrate all bicepial energy on 1 point creating a gravity well and banishing Cthulu back to the 6th dimension.
Borrow Matt's super convenient emergency goon bags and make out with jade, coz the worlds ending and shit
Shower for another 30 minutes
Headbutt the soap holder in half
Silky Smooth pubes are a good thing
Admit you're wrong, Apologise
Fight to the bitter end, but eventually concede
Rage quit and sulk
You aren't wrong, will never be wrong coz you're 2 stronk, and here's a wikipedia article to prove it(while lifting), Don't forget to remind everyone how you were right later on tho ya muscly beast ;)
You weren't arguing in the first place because let's face it, it's probably a dumb argument anyway.
Take no notice keep walking
Engage in conversation with friends without forcefully entering
Ask what they were talking about politely
Mel face like *-_-* coz bitchez ain't shit
Demand they explain themselves be4 you bench the shit out of them, Demanding may include; screaming, pestering, whining, harassing, bleeding from the vagina or guarding your luscious hair while being very passive aggressive(and strong)
It's Coblobberin' Time!
Boys Come At Me
Why Don't we just talk about it
You aren't a superhero, you're a jurk supervillain dictator like Steve
You're way too hot for a catchphrase
Skin turn green and body grow going on a muscly rampage
Whine like a girl
Flex uncontrollably damaging your surroundings
Take your frustration to the gym (and lift)
Lift anything you can get your gobbling biceps on
Assume a passive aggressive stance and slowly take your revenge (strongly)
Body get aroused
He looks strong
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Oh, he looks, well.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
I wonder if he's always lifting