How Much Cobz Could A Cobdog Dog If A Cobdog Could Dog Cobz?

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Are you strong enough to be a cobbler?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You have just woken up, slightly hungover but unnaturally strong, do you:

    • A.

      Punch the nearest civilian in mouth

    • B.

      Yell 'Oh come onnnnn'

    • C.

      Realise how much of a sexy beast you are and like your own facebook statuses

    • D.

      Lift the nearest Honda Civic

    • E.

      -_-

    Correct Answer
    D. Lift the nearest Honda Civic
    Explanation
    The correct answer suggests that the person, despite feeling hungover, realizes their unusual strength and decides to lift the nearest Honda Civic. This implies that they are confident in their physical abilities and choose to demonstrate their strength rather than causing harm to others or engaging in self-centered behavior.

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  • 2. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You are playing League of Legends (the lifestyle not the game), you and your teammate make an error, do you:

    • A.

      Care?

    • B.

      Admit to mistake and shoulder blame

    • C.

      Make the same mistake another 16x while building wrong

    • D.

      Your viability exceeds that of all other summoners(even though you have to jungle all the time because you are the only one pro enough), reviving your champion and punching the enemy nexus in the mouth

    • E.

      You never make mistakes, but if someone else did, you would; throw your keyboard, scream abuse along the lines of 'wtf are you doing you f***ing idiot', while being sure to mention the error as much as possible for the rest of the game and perhaps even after.

    Correct Answer
    E. You never make mistakes, but if someone else did, you would; throw your keyboard, scream abuse along the lines of 'wtf are you doing you f***ing idiot', while being sure to mention the error as much as possible for the rest of the game and perhaps even after.
  • 3. 

    Lifting is the only worthy pursuit in life?

    • A.

      True

    • B.

      False

    Correct Answer
    A. True
    Explanation
    This question is asking whether lifting is the only worthy pursuit in life. The correct answer is "True" because it implies that lifting weights is considered to be the only worthwhile activity or goal in life. However, it is important to note that this answer is subjective and may not be applicable to everyone as people have different interests and passions.

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  • 4. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. The Dark Lord Cthulu is cobstompalompin' all thru 'The Vale', do you:

    • A.

      Flee for your muscly life

    • B.

      Threaten to punch Cthulu in the mouth with your UFC fighting skills

    • C.

      Maybe Cthulu's an alright guy, just like Danny G who isnt a wanker.

    • D.

      Cobbler Away! into the Civic hitting at least 80km/hr be4 launching yourself into Cthulu's eye, from there you concentrate all bicepial energy on 1 point creating a gravity well and banishing Cthulu back to the 6th dimension.

    • E.

      Borrow Matt's super convenient emergency goon bags and make out with jade, coz the worlds ending and shit

    Correct Answer
    D. Cobbler Away! into the Civic hitting at least 80km/hr be4 launching yourself into Cthulu's eye, from there you concentrate all bicepial energy on 1 point creating a gravity well and banishing Cthulu back to the 6th dimension.
  • 5. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You're showering and realise there's a lot of excess conditioner, do you: (note there is more than 1 correct answer)

    • A.

      Lift

    • B.

      Shower for another 30 minutes

    • C.

      Headbutt the soap holder in half

    • D.

      Lift

    • E.

      Silky Smooth pubes are a good thing

    Correct Answer(s)
    A. Lift
    D. Lift
    E. Silky Smooth pubes are a good thing
  • 6. 

    Please finish the following sentence: Cobbers is a/an

    Correct Answer(s)
    Beast
    Heavy Lifter
    A creature of pure strength defying all laws of physics and lifting
    Asshole
    Dickhead
    Cobbly Gobbly Gobbly
    African Warlord
    Aboriginal Elder
    Excellent Didgeridoo player
    Maddog
    Pile of Corn Cobz
    Explanation
    Cobbers is described as a beast, heavy lifter, and a creature of pure strength that defies all laws of physics and lifting. Additionally, Cobbers is also described as an asshole, dickhead, Cobbly Gobbly Gobbly, African Warlord, Aboriginal Elder, excellent didgeridoo player, Maddog, and a pile of corn cobz.

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  • 7. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You're arguing with friends, they know you're wrong, you know you're wrong and Nathaniel is sympathising for you, do you:

    • A.

      Admit you're wrong, Apologise

    • B.

      Fight to the bitter end, but eventually concede

    • C.

      Rage quit and sulk

    • D.

      You aren't wrong, will never be wrong coz you're 2 stronk, and here's a wikipedia article to prove it(while lifting), Don't forget to remind everyone how you were right later on tho ya muscly beast ;)

    • E.

      You weren't arguing in the first place because let's face it, it's probably a dumb argument anyway.

    Correct Answer
    D. You aren't wrong, will never be wrong coz you're 2 stronk, and here's a wikipedia article to prove it(while lifting), Don't forget to remind everyone how you were right later on tho ya muscly beast ;)
  • 8. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You walk past a group of friends and overhear something that sounds sort of like your name (but not really anything like it, do you:

    • A.

      Take no notice keep walking

    • B.

      Engage in conversation with friends without forcefully entering

    • C.

      Ask what they were talking about politely

    • D.

      Mel face like *-_-* coz bitchez ain't shit

    • E.

      Demand they explain themselves be4 you bench the shit out of them, Demanding may include; screaming, pestering, whining, harassing, bleeding from the vagina or guarding your luscious hair while being very passive aggressive(and strong)

    Correct Answer
    E. Demand they explain themselves be4 you bench the shit out of them, Demanding may include; screaming, pestering, whining, harassing, bleeding from the vagina or guarding your luscious hair while being very passive aggressive(and strong)
  • 9. 

    If you were a superhero your catchphrase would be:

    • A.

      It's Coblobberin' Time!

    • B.

      Boys Come At Me

    • C.

      Why Don't we just talk about it

    • D.

      You aren't a superhero, you're a jurk supervillain dictator like Steve

    • E.

      You're way too hot for a catchphrase

    Correct Answer
    A. It's Coblobberin' Time!
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "It's Coblobberin' Time!" because this catchphrase is commonly associated with the superhero character named "The Thing" from the Fantastic Four comic book series. The catchphrase is often used by The Thing before engaging in a fight or battle, emphasizing his strength and readiness for action.

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  • 10. 

    When angry do you/does your?:

    • A.

      Skin turn green and body grow going on a muscly rampage

    • B.

      Whine like a girl

    • C.

      Flex uncontrollably damaging your surroundings

    • D.

      Take your frustration to the gym (and lift)

    • E.

      Lift anything you can get your gobbling biceps on

    • F.

      Cry

    • G.

      Threaten others

    • H.

      Assume a passive aggressive stance and slowly take your revenge (strongly)

    • I.

      Body get aroused

    • J.

      Wrastle

    Correct Answer(s)
    A. Skin turn green and body grow going on a muscly rampage
    B. Whine like a girl
    C. Flex uncontrollably damaging your surroundings
    D. Take your frustration to the gym (and lift)
    E. Lift anything you can get your gobbling biceps on
    H. Assume a passive aggressive stance and slowly take your revenge (strongly)
  • 11. 

    You're stranded on a desert island with one other person. You're stronger than them but if you go a few more days without food you may lose some muscle mass. The other person passes away from natural causes and all thats left is you your muscles and their body. You eat the body (coz you're a dog, though if it was me I would have died far away and made you work for it). You're rescued a few days later and never mention these deeds to anybody ever again. Do you lift?

    • A.

      Yes

    • B.

      No

    Correct Answer
    A. Yes
  • 12. 

    Consider the following scenario and answer truthfully. You are pumping some serious iron at the gym, however you notice a crime occurring in the building across from you, you would:

    Correct Answer
    Finish pumping the Iron. Lifting is Life
    Call the Popo's but f'ing bail, no way are they getting my DVD player
    Check if your hair was ok before unleashing the beast
    Summon the civic before mounting a full scale assault on your chariot of justice
    Assist in the crime before going full cobbler on your former allies and making off with it all for yourself
    Lift
    Call your boyfriend and tell him about your day
  • 13. 

    When people look at you the first thing they think is:

    • A.

      He looks strong

    • B.

      So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

    • C.

      Oh, he looks, well.

    • D.

      If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

    • E.

      Ha! Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

    • F.

      I wonder if he's always lifting

    Correct Answer
    F. I wonder if he's always lifting

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