How Fat Are You? Find Out Here
Ever wondered if you were a lardy pig? Or a skinny stick? Chances are your just a littlle overweight! Still wondering? Take this quiz to find out!
- 1.First of all, which of these do you think are you>
- A.
Skinny
- B.
Normal
- C.
Overweight
- D.
Obese
- 2.Has your friends, family or doctor ever called you fat before?
- A.
Ya, i get that alot
- B.
No
- C.
Ya, i get that all the time
- D.
Once or twice
- 3.What size shirt do you wear?
- A.
XL
- B.
M
- C.
XS
- D.
Um....i shop online
- 4.What size jeans do you wear? (junior sizes)
- A.
16
- B.
5
- C.
0
- D.
7
- 5.Do you have a muffin top? (when your fat hangs over your pants)
- A.
A bit of one
- B.
No way
- C.
No, not really
- D.
Ya, and its a big one
- 6.Go into a room with a door and a mirror (like the bathroom) take off your shirt and start jumping up and down! What is your belly doing?
- A.
Nothing;im just cold
- B.
Not much just a little jiggling
- C.
Jiggling like heck!!!!
- D.
Jiggling a lot
- 7.Whats for breakfast?
- A.
Eggs, toast, bacon and some orange juice
- B.
Fruit and water
- C.
McDonalds eggMcMuffin every day
- D.
Large bowl of frosted flakes
- 8.What size would you say your dinners are?
- A.
Tiny
- B.
Medium
- C.
Larger than they should be
- D.
Super HUGE!!
- 9.Lay down on a bed, be honest, can you see your feet?
- A.
Ya, just fine
- B.
Yes, and my ribs sticking out too!
- C.
No
- D.
Just toes
- 10.Stand up, look down what do you see?
- A.
A jiggly belly
- B.
Feet
- C.
Feet, ankles, shins, knees, thighs and a flat belly
- D.
My belly and feet
- 11.Play any sports?
- A.
Switching he TV remote, chewing and lifting the fork
- B.
Just running
- C.
Ya tons
- D.
Just one!
- 12.How many fat rolls do you have?
- A.
6+
- B.
0-1
- C.
3-5
- D.
1-3
- 13.Sit down, lift up that shirt, now take your hands and check how many handfuls of fat you have!
- A.
3+
- B.
Half of one
- C.
0
- D.
1-3
- 14.Do you have love handels? (fat on the side of your belly)
- A.
Ya like 10
- B.
Nope
- C.
Just a tiny, ity, bitty bit
- D.
Just a little
- 15.How much do you weigh?
- A.
160+
- B.
130-159
- C.
80-129
- D.
100-
- 16.Make a fist, how many knuckles can you see?
- A.
2 and a half
- B.
4
- C.
0-1
- D.
3-4
- 17.Got a double chin?
- A.
Ya
- B.
No
- C.
2-3 of them
- D.
A bit
- 18.Are you comfertable in a BIKINI?
- A.
No way!!!!!!EVERYTHING jiggles
- B.
Ya but my ribs stick out
- C.
Ya i look hot
- D.
No my belly jiggles
- 19.Would you say your thin?
- A.
Not really
- B.
Pretty much
- C.
Hell no, just a blob
- D.
Ya, a little to thin
- 20.Go into the bathroom turn on the light, take of your shirt and examine that belly of yours for 1 minute! (squish it, touch it, hold it, pinch it) Now what does your belly look like?!? Pick the closest one in the box
- A.
Pretty flat
- B.
Flat like heck
- C.
Jiggly
- D.
Big jiggly fat ugly ball
- 21.How weight do you think you need to gain or lose to become average!
- A.
Lose 1-20 pounds
- B.
Gain 1-20 pounds
- C.
Lose 20-200 pounds
- D.
Stay the same
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